Be honest, you were looking weren't you?

[SeaCat]

These were the words my wife uttered as we came out of the local big box store with a friend of hers. I looked at my wife and clearly stated,
"Yep, I was looking at her ass."

My wifes friend started to color up in indignation while my wife just siled sweetly and asked if it was worth looking at.

"Well, in a way I suppose it was. It kind of looked like two large beach balls stuffed in a bag and rolled downhill."

My wife and her friend stopped walking and looked at me in surprise. Then they turned in unision to watch the woman as she walked into the store. When she had finally gone inside they looked back at me and burst into gales of laughter. When we finally reached the car my wifes laughter had slowed enough for her to say "Only you could say that with a straight face."

Okay so the woman was good looking from the waist up. Her legs were nicely shaped as well but between them were her hips and shall I say it? Her ass. Her hips were at least twice as wide as her shoulders.Her Ass globed out from there before dipping back in sharply to her legs.

I have absolutely no idea how something like this can happen to a person, it shouldn't be possible but I do suppose that with everyones body being different then anything is possible.

Oh and yes I know I'm not nice.

Cat

 

[emap]

Oh your so bad, making me laugh that hard. I've seen women like that, I've also seen women who's butt was larger than her hips. I think she had been recently to see a plastic surgeon and get a butt job.

Can't ever forget about plastic surgeons, they can do all sorts of strange things to the human body. I bet this woman had recently had hip enlargement surgery and the swelling hadn't gone down yet, or it had, some people have strange ideas on what does and does not look good.

 

[Just-Legal]

There's a woman in the States - featured in a magazine over here - who's ass is five feet wide, the rest of her is dramatically smaller. If I find the magazine with the article in I'll try and search up some pictures...

 

[Stella_Omega]

For your edification, may I offer the Hottentot Venus

Sarah Baartman was brought to Europe from Capetown on account of her enormous derierre, and exhibited all over god's creation. She learned to understand, and answer, questions in Dutch, German French and English, but her "Oversized, primitive genitalia" were considered proof of her racial inferiorit

 

[Guest]

For your edification, may I offer the Hottentot Venus

Sarah Baartman was brought to Europe from Capetown on account of her enormous derierre, and exhibited all over god's creation. She learned to understand, and answer, questions in Dutch, German French and English, but her "Oversized, primitive genitalia" were considered proof of her racial inferiorit

Wow... baby got back... that goes back, and back...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Wow... baby got back... that goes back, and back...

Yeah, all the way back to 1810!

 

[TE999]

Sarah'd make a fortune as a cocktail waitress, she could carry three trays.

 

[Corylea]

Ahem.

When I was in my teens and 20's, I was so thin that people told me I should be a model (presumably with a bag over my head, since my face is completely ordinary ), but even then, my body was a little more eager to build butt than anything else.

I spent a year in a wheelchair after a car accident that nearly killed me, and after a year in a chair, I was a lot bigger overall, but my ass was bigger yet.

I was profoundly depressed for three years and used food as a drug. I'm now the size of TWO models, and I have The Ass From Hell.

People with big butts are real people, and there are often reasons for their being large. The only surgery I've ever had is reconstructive surgery on my leg, to try to piece it back together after it shattered into many tiny pieces -- the size of my ass is completely natural. My husband says that this just makes me more spankable, and my girlfriend loves my big ass, so I'm not complaining, just pointing out that everybody has a story behind who they are. Some of us just have bodies that like to grow butt more than they like to grow anything else.