Be Honest , Has anyone ever walked in on you having sex or vice versa?

[hbk4894]

or have you ever walked in on someone having sex?

 

[Disgustipated]

You were too young to remember me and your mom. Well, you might have suffered some cranial damage from the beating your dome took.

 

[Que]

Be Honest , Has anyone ever walked in on you having sex or vice versa?

Your mom walking in on you is not "anyone" and your hand is not "sex."

 

[chillywilly2]

been walked in on?....Ohhh Yessss...shivers

 

[ElijaRDC]

Well, one time during a party at my apartment in college, a drunk guy stumbled into my bedroom as my then-boyfriend and I were going at it... he was looking for the bathroom.

And in high school, my dad walked in on my then-boyfriend and I not having sex, but fooling around.

 

[mrspank30]

My ex girlfriend and I once were going at it was pile driving her from behind and her cousin walked in not sure if you ever did see anything but I'm pretty sure he knew exactly what we were doing and he hung out there just cuz he knew that she was naked under covers

 

[pensivepoet]

Way back in H.S. Days, I was going down on my gf in her dad's basement. We heard the lights click on and heard footsteps coming down.
I quickly switched position and pulled the blanket over us.
There he stood and I innocently smiled at him. He looked really pissed, said I needed to leave, then went back up the stairs.
My gf looked at me and shrieked.
She had gotten her period.

 

[longlonghorn]

^^^^^out

 

[wcm59]

Way back in H.S. Days, I was going down on my gf in her dad's basement. We heard the lights click on and heard footsteps coming down.
I quickly switched position and pulled the blanket over us.
There he stood and I innocently smiled at him. He looked really pissed, said I needed to leave, then went back up the stairs.
My gf looked at me and shrieked.
She had gotten her period.

that's funny as hell

 

[pensivepoet]

that's funny as hell

Not at the time

 

[pensivepoet]

Ok, one more. Same girl
Both her parents worked. We skipped school as usual, went to her house to drink beer, eat pizza, and fuck.
We decided to play strip poker in the afternoon. The winner could do whatever they wanted to the loser. I lost
There I was, naked over her lap on the couch in the living room while she spanked me silly.
Then we heard the back door open, one room away.
I jumped up and ran into a closet naked, my clothes scattered all over the lr.
I squatted down and held the door handle. Then I heard the mom tell me to come out NOW!
Needless to say, an interesting conversation took place.
Hard to explain me red ass and naked, gf fully clothed, beer bottles everywhere.
Funny, we never considered mom or dad might one day come home early.
I sure miss that girl
(mom was hot too)

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

Is there a parent who hasn't been walked in on?

 

[magicalmoments]

Ok, one more. Same girl
Both her parents worked. We skipped school as usual, went to her house to drink beer, eat pizza, and fuck.
We decided to play strip poker in the afternoon. The winner could do whatever they wanted to the loser. I lost
There I was, naked over her lap on the couch in the living room while she spanked me silly.
Then we heard the back door open, one room away.
I jumped up and ran into a closet naked, my clothes scattered all over the lr.
I squatted down and held the door handle. Then I heard the mom tell me to come out NOW!
Needless to say, an interesting conversation took place.
Hard to explain me red ass and naked, gf fully clothed, beer bottles everywhere.
Funny, we never considered mom or dad might one day come home early.
I sure miss that girl
(mom was hot too)

So... did you come out naked? Did she check you out?

 

[pensivepoet]

So... did you come out naked? Did she check you out?

Damn you, you had to ruin my story.
No, she waited in the kitchen while I got dressed. At the time I was glad, but looking back, that afternoon could've been the best ever.
In my fantasies, I've changed that detail.
Actually, if I had it to do over, I wouldn't jump up, but rather stay where I was. But most likely her dad would walk in then and shoot me dead.

 

[Mike_Yates]

If I walked in on Heathyr Hoffman having sex, I would pretend that it was by accident.

 

[Que]

If I walked in on Heathyr Hoffman having sex, I would pretend that it was by accident.

If you walked in Heathyr while she was having a ham sandwich it would be trespassing and probably a restraining order violation.

 

[Not Normal]

I had a roommate in college who would barge in on me and my girl, on purpose.

 

[IrisGardens]

Years ago I was engaged in the Sacred Act and my 13 year old banged on the door, "Mom, is Dad hurting you?"

Ugh.

 

[Hypoxia]

I walked in on mom screwing her boyfriend.

Before the divorce was final.

Not a pretty scene.

 

[MNGuy]

My girlfriend's mom walked in while her daughter was giving me a quickie blowjob in the kitchen. I had my back turned to the door, so when I spun around in surprise, my splooge landed on her mom.

 

[pensivepoet]

My girlfriend's mom walked in while her daughter was giving me a quickie blowjob in the kitchen. I had my back turned to the door, so when I spun around in surprise, my splooge landed on her mom.

My story was from mn, too
Wonder if it's the same girl