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Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants

Reuters Fri Oct 13, 8:48 AM ET

Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices ... and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."
 
LOLOL

The perils of modern warfare. You never know what you're going to be exposed to.

Cat
 
Wow, fighting the War on Drugs and the War on Terror with the same soldiers. Must be cost effective, at least.
 
Liar said:
Wow, fighting the War on Drugs and the War on Terror with the same soldiers. Must be cost effective, at least.
LOL!

They've got the wrong soldiers. They need to sign up some potheads to eagerly deal with this forest. Maybe some Reggae fans, Deadheads....they'd know how to handle this emergency.

If they make sure everyone knows about this, maybe they'll have no trouble signing up new recruits.
 
so, im curious...what happens to this youg'uns when they are positive on their next drug screen?
one would think... oh well, the army/air force/navy/marines knew about the battle of the mary jane and so they shouldn't be penilized...i wonder.
 
I'd be more than willing to fly out and give them a hand with this problem :cool:

You could turn Afghanistan into the Amsterdam of the Middle East, replete with Red Light district, coffee shops and live sex shows.

Some of the plants could be sold, and the profits could go towards building hospitals and schools for the country.

Whatever was left over, I'd be quite happy to smoke :devil:

And when there were no plants left, the Taliban would have nowhere to hide.

Y'know, I'm sure I'd be head-hunted if the UN knew about me... ;)
 
3113 said:
LOL!

They've got the wrong soldiers. They need to sign up some potheads to eagerly deal with this forest. Maybe some Reggae fans, Deadheads....they'd know how to handle this emergency.

If they make sure everyone knows about this, maybe they'll have no trouble signing up new recruits.

*raises hand* I could definitely take that off their hands for them! :cathappy:
 
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