Be as boring as possible.

I went shopping to buy a birthday gift. But I came out of the store with nothing.
 
This is boring, how?


(Is English your first language?)

Sir W, where I am from, VPL is the abbreviation for visible panty line.... Just a tad suspect from the other equally surreal posts that we have a bizarre type of troll here.

And my item of boredom:
Belly button fluff is usually grey.
 
Sir W, where I am from, VPL is the abbreviation for visible panty line.... Just a tad suspect from the other equally surreal posts that we have a bizarre type of troll here.
I initially thought he was a teen or early-20s nidiot, but then checked his profile: allegedly 48 years old, 5'6", 200#. Doesn't say whether it's his mother's or grandmother's basement he lives in.
 
I initially thought he was a teen or early-20s nidiot, but then checked his profile: allegedly 48 years old, 5'6", 200#. Doesn't say whether it's his mother's or grandmother's basement he lives in.

:rolleyes: I think it is a possibility he is in some form of therapy, possibly in lock down, possibly in a white room with soft walls... It may well be basement living!
 
I initially thought he was a teen or early-20s nidiot, but then checked his profile: allegedly 48 years old, 5'6", 200#. Doesn't say whether it's his mother's or grandmother's basement he lives in.

I've been chastised for applying linguistic tests to new posters but I'm not at all convinced that regular use of text-speak in writing is typical of 48-year-old men.
 
I changed the gel pad thingies after I deoderised my dance shoes today. I contemplated doing a thorough sole scrub too, but I've got the wax build up to a perfect blend of stick and slip that will only last for a couple more sessions so I decided to forgo it. I also changed the heel stops, so they should be good to go for another six months as long as I remember to stop wearing them outside in the car park during breaks.
 
I changed the gel pad thingies after I deoderised my dance shoes today. I contemplated doing a thorough sole scrub too, but I've got the wax build up to a perfect blend of stick and slip that will only last for a couple more sessions so I decided to forgo it. I also changed the heel stops, so they should be good to go for another six months as long as I remember to stop wearing them outside in the car park during breaks.

Fascinating.

(You lose!)
 
The ceiling fan is making this rhythmic clicker... clicker... clicker... sound as it turns and turns. I think it may be unbalanced or off~kilter or something.
 
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