BDSM @ Work

[Lancecastor]

I propose a thread for those of us who want to engage in
BDSM @ Work.

The posts here can take many forms:

* Mental edge play with your pigdog Boss;

* How to snag the suspected sub in Receivables;

* Lunch-hour Boardroom BDSM Bingo;

* Cubicle self-bondage...

....and more. Much more.

If interested, simply hit the "submit" button, and let the games begin.

Lance

 

[A Desert Rose]

Just call me dumb........

I will be the first to step up here. I have no idea what this means. I don't have a submit button, I checked my keyboard several times.

I don't mind looking stupid to some. If I don't understand, I can't respond. Can you elaborate on what this means, please?

In advance, thank you Lance.

Rose

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Just call me dumb........

I will be the first to step up here. I have no idea what this means. I don't have a submit button, I checked my keyboard several times.

I don't mind looking stupid to some. If I don't understand, I can't respond. Can you elaborate on what this means, please?

In advance, thank you Lance.

Rose

Pulling up a chair near the podium...LOL

Eb

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Just call me dumb........

I will be the first to step up here. I have no idea what this means. I don't have a submit button, I checked my keyboard several times.

I don't mind looking stupid to some. If I don't understand, I can't respond. Can you elaborate on what this means, please?

In advance, thank you Lance.

Rose

Hi;

If you were to reply to this post, the button the the screen you click on to post the reply says "Submit Reply".

I think the Web was designed by D's....all forms say "submit."


Lance

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: Just call me dumb........

Hi;

If you were to reply to this post, the button the the screen you click on to post the reply says "Submit Reply".

I think the Web was designed by D's....all forms say "submit."


Lance

~~~~~~~~~Okay, I think. (there is no submit button anywhere on here so I am assuming your kidding. LOL Right?) But I still don't get it. And I don't think Eb does either......
Rose

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: Just call me dumb........

~~~~~~~~~Okay, I think. (there is no submit button anywhere on here so I am assuming your kidding. LOL Right?) But I still don't get it. And I don't think Eb does either......
Rose

Nope, I understood him, I just was pulling up a chair to see how he was gonna respond. lance cracks me up!

Eb

 

[A Desert Rose]

Just keep calling me dumb........

Nope, I understood him, I just was pulling up a chair to see how he was gonna respond. lance cracks me up!

Eb

~~~~~~~~~~~Sorry Eb, for speaking for you. However, I STILL don't get it and it's been kind of on my mind all morning now.
Rose

 

[Daddyslilpet]

*sneaks in to watch the fun*


dixi

 

[zipman]

Re: Just keep calling me dumb........

~~~~~~~~~~~Sorry Eb, for speaking for you. However, I STILL don't get it and it's been kind of on my mind all morning now.
Rose

Rose,

Whenever you post a reply to a thread, the reply screen is displayed where you type your response. In order for the response to be posted, you must go to the bottom and click on the button labeled [Submit Reply] which is right next to the button labeled [Preview Reply].

That is what lance was referring to. Unless he just wants you to submit to him, in which case, who can blame him

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: Just keep calling me dumb........

Rose,

Whenever you post a reply to a thread, the reply screen is displayed where you type your response. In order for the response to be posted, you must go to the bottom and click on the button labeled [Submit Reply] which is right next to the button labeled [Preview Reply].

That is what lance was referring to. Unless he just wants you to submit to him, in which case, who can blame him

~~~~~~~~Okay pals, let's get past the submit button. I understand that part now,.........I think.........., its the other stuff, the list of games if you will, that I don't get and this is my last post about it. I think I am looking goofier and goofier as I go along. There is a point where goofy is no longer funny and cute and becomes genuinely stupid. I also don't think that "sumbit" thing is directed solely at me, Mr.Zip, but very kind and sweet of you to say that.

Oh Lance, Just tell me what this means, will ya babydoll?

Rose

 

[Lancecastor]

Hey Kreskin...

Unless he just wants you to submit to him

Hey Zipman "Kreskin" 7, how are you?

~~~~~~~~

ADR, there is no trick to this or hidden message....it was just a simple play on words based on the actual screen button you click on when you reply. It says [Submit Reply].

Unless that is, you're replying from a BDSM slot machine with internet access there on the Strip and don't see the same things we see on our PC's...in which case....what happens when three Silk Scarves comes up?

Can I play? Huh, please?

Lance "I'm Crapping Out Here, Help!" Castor

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Ummm...Lance....where do I sign up for the cubicle self bondage game???


dixi

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Hey Kreskin...

Hey Zipman "Kreskin" 7, how are you?

~~~~~~~~

ADR, there is no trick to this or hidden message....it was just a simple play on words based on the actual screen button you click on when you reply. It says [Submit Reply].

Unless that is, you're replying from a BDSM slot machine with internet access there on the Strip and don't see the same things we see on our PC's...in which case....what happens when three Silk Scarves comes up?

Can I play? Huh, please?

Lance "I'm Crapping Out Here, Help!" Castor

~~~~~~~~~~~Sure, you can play. As soon as I understand what the choice of game is, I'll be ready to rackemup.
Rose

 

[zipman]

Re: Hey Kreskin...

Hey Zipman "Kreskin" 7, how are you?

~~~~~~~~

ADR, there is no trick to this or hidden message....it was just a simple play on words based on the actual screen button you click on when you reply. It says [Submit Reply].

Unless that is, you're replying from a BDSM slot machine with internet access there on the Strip and don't see the same things we see on our PC's...in which case....what happens when three Silk Scarves comes up?

Can I play? Huh, please?

Lance "I'm Crapping Out Here, Help!" Castor

Hey Lance,

As far as what happens when the 3 silk scarves come up, well, you have to pinch your nipples really hard and then stuff a butt-pug in your ass. I'm more interested in where you have to put the coins to play in the first place.

 

[Lancecastor]

Cubicle Self Bondage!

Ummm...Lance....where do I sign up for the cubicle self bondage game???


dixi

Years ago, I dated a woman I worked with.

She was in another city, so it was technically not a breach of my NEVER at work rule..

When in her office, I would visit her at her cube and when nobody was looking, tie her ankles to her chair legs with thin black leather laces to match her stockings, then take up a desk near her cube for the day as the base to go do my meetings and lunches from.

This enabled me to be within earshot and listen to her, legs spread, make up reasons why she couldn't leave her desk just now....which of course twigged her out more and more as the day wore on, especially when I went for long lunch meetings. (Two pee breaks, morning and afternoon.)

By the end of the day, we'd fairly run to my hotel to continue the session....great fun.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You too can tie yourself to your chair and daydream your D...or boss...or fantasy man... is keeping you from leaving your desk.

If anyone wonders why you're there...."I'm chained to my desk today." "I'm all tied up today."

Try it and see what the little string and your imagination can do to lighten up a dull day...even for a couple of hours.

Lance

 

[NemoAlia]

I'm picturing a Dr. Evil-style boardroom, where the CEO has a control panel of little buttons he can push in order to do 'shocking' things to the underlings.

 

[Vulpesvulpes]

Never afraid to jump into the fray...

Okay Lance, here are a few ideas...

1. Go to a board meeting with binder clips on your nipples.
2. Post a "submissive wanted" ad on the company bulletin board.
3. Wear a choker made out of paperclips.
4. Use pencils and rubber bands to make chopstick style nipple toys.
5. Make a pussy whip out of a pencil, rubber bands and tape.
6. Tie your shoelaces to the feet of your desk chair.
7. Next time you fuck up, ask your boss for a spanking.

BTW, I got the joke about the 'submit' button.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I'm picturing a Dr. Evil-style boardroom, where the CEO has a control panel of little buttons he can push in order to do 'shocking' things to the underlings.

Yeah, where is that remote controlled egg when you need it?

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Just keep calling me dumb........

~~~~~~~~~~~Sorry Eb, for speaking for you. However, I STILL don't get it and it's been kind of on my mind all morning now.
Rose

Here is a hint for you about Lance's posts. Think whimsy when you read them. He rarely posts anything that is all serious. The first thing I do is look for the joke.

Ebony <I can't help it, he just cracks me up>

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Never afraid to jump into the fray...

Vv and NemoAlia, all great suggestions....I've used paperclips to make lots of suggestive figures to place in front of me during presentations....and elastics make great nipple erectors to get the attention of the boys upstairs.

The company bbs postings....ooo I have a great story about how a female employee of mine once wrote her pal in another dept with details details details of how she'd fucked a married VP's brains out the night before....except she mistakenly hit the "All" button and it went to everyone coast to coast.

So many ways to brighten a dull day....porn signups to the execs...saucy kink-e-cards anon to someone you dig....

Ah, The Corporate Sweet.
L

Okay Lance, here are a few ideas...

1. Go to a board meeting with binder clips on your nipples.
2. Post a "submissive wanted" ad on the company bulletin board.
3. Wear a choker made out of paperclips.
4. Use pencils and rubber bands to make chopstick style nipple toys.
5. Make a pussy whip out of a pencil, rubber bands and tape.
6. Tie your shoelaces to the feet of your desk chair.
7. Next time you fuck up, ask your boss for a spanking.

BTW, I got the joke about the 'submit' button.

 

[NemoAlia]

I don't know about all careers, but it seems to me that in mine, all I'd have to do to find BDSM at work is to take some things literally:

I'm a violinist. When a conductor or a colleague starts talking about bowing (BOH-ing), there's often a whole lot of conversation about whipping going on. The whole orchestra would be welted if we took these suggestions literally!

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Re: Cubicle Self Bondage!

You too can tie yourself to your chair and daydream your D...or boss...or fantasy man... is keeping you from leaving your desk.

If anyone wonders why you're there...."I'm chained to my desk today." "I'm all tied up today."

Try it and see what the little string and your imagination can do to lighten up a dull day...even for a couple of hours.

Lance

Well seeing as I don't work outside the home, I may have to wait to try this one. About the only call I have to leave my desk is from the dryer or the kiddos. Oh now that's a sad thought...lol

Oh and Lance, I decided to use my 1000th post to answer this one. Yippee.....I get to put up my title now. I'm so happy.


dixi

 

[WillowPuss]

Re: Re: Cubicle Self Bondage!

Well seeing as I don't work outside the home, I may have to wait to try this one. About the only call I have to leave my desk is from the dryer or the kiddos. Oh now that's a sad thought...lol

Oh and Lance, I decided to use my 1000th post to answer this one. Yippee.....I get to put up my title now. I'm so happy.


dixi

Wonderful title dixi!

(Thank heavens I will have a couple of months yet to think one up!)

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Re: Re: Re: Cubicle Self Bondage!

Wonderful title dixi!

(Thank heavens I will have a couple of months yet to think one up!)

Thanks Willow. I thought it fit me....lol


dixi

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Cubicle Self Bondage!

Well seeing as I don't work outside the home, I may have to wait to try this one. About the only call I have to leave my desk is from the dryer or the kiddos. Oh now that's a sad thought...lol

Oh and Lance, I decided to use my 1000th post to answer this one. Yippee.....I get to put up my title now. I'm so happy.


dixi

Congrats on hitting yor 1000th post!

Eb