BDSM Horse

[Marquis]

Quick, somebody make a pun!

All kidding aside, I'd like to propose what I feel is a reasonable solution to an age old problem. The problem being, figuring out who exactly the subbiest and Domliest people around are.

There's a lot of talk about the differences between D/s, M/s, TPE, 24/7 and whatever other acronyms you kids are coming up with these days. Let's put the rhetoric aside for a bit and find out, objectively, who REALLY has or has given up the most control.

The solution, a game of horse.

For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of horse, it is a game where participants take turns performing tricks that the others must be able to repeat. Each time you are unable to pull off a trick, you add one letter to the spelling of the word H-O-R-S-E. When you have completely spelled horse (that is, failed 5 tricks), you lose.

Obviously, all challenges will have to be verifiable, so if you're uncomfortable providing evidence, this game isn't going to work for you. Since there are subs and doms of both genders on this board, challenges should be kept gender neutral.

Being "not into" a particular challenge is not an excuse. This isn't a test of kink, this is a test of submission. Hopefully your particular kink allows you to tolerate something that others may find difficult to repeat. Don't be surprised if others have the same advantage.

What's it going to be people?

Are all of you who spend countless hours convincing the rest of us that your relationship is one of ultimate submission going to suddenly have nothing to prove?

 

[skittles_lm]

OK, I'll bite. Let's hear what you've got in mind.

 

[Marquis]

OK, I'll bite. Let's hear what you've got in mind.

I think I explained it pretty well, if you'd like to open up with a challenge, I'm ready.

 

[skittles_lm]

I am not sure I understand what you are looking for. what sort of challenges prove submission without a Dom to give them or to judge?

 

[Marquis]

I am not sure I understand what you are looking for. what sort of challenges prove submission without a Dom to give them or to judge?

I'll never understand this.

If you don't have a dom, who the fuck are you submitting to?

 

[skittles_lm]

I'll never understand this.

If you don't have a dom, who the fuck are you submitting to?

So you want my Dom to throw the challenges, and I prove to you that I have fulfilled His wishes?

He would just laugh at you.

 

[Marquis]

So you want my Dom to throw the challenges, and I prove to you that I have fulfilled His wishes?

He would just laugh at you.

Just to clarify, are we talking about me being scoffed at by an imaginary or digital dominant male, or is this an actual human being we're talking about?

No one said either of you had to play my game.

But like the lottery, you can't win if you don't play.

I'd estimate your chances of success to be about the same though.

 

[skittles_lm]

Just to clarify, are we talking about me being scoffed at by an imaginary or digital dominant male, or is this an actual human being we're talking about?

No one said either of you had to play my game.

But like the lottery, you can't win if you don't play.

I'd estimate your chances of success to be about the same though.

Wow, and people tell me i am bitchy. My Dom is real, and around. But I think that I am done putting up with your shit. Good luck with your thread.

 

[Marquis]

Wow, and people tell me i am bitchy. My Dom is real, and around. But I think that I am done putting up with your shit. Good luck with your thread.

So easily frustrated, clearly you lack the spirit of a champion, as I earlier surmised.

Who wants some?!

Ante up!

 

[Kailey_86]

i don't think You are going to get many responses. If You've been reading the threads You will notice that most people are not going to prove how submissive they are. They don't feel the need to and neither do i. It's between the sub and the Dom. If they are both happy, that's all that matters.

Still, this game could be fun if it weren't about trying to prove how submissive a person is. It's actually quite amusing. Who knows, i might be wrong about You not getting any responses. Good luck with it.

 

[CutieMouse]

Marquis, sweetie, have I told you lately how much I adore you in a totally-platonic-damn-you're-quick-witted sort of way?

 

[shy slave]

I like horses, when do I get to ride one?

Or is Marquis both the horse and the ride?

I get confused by games, but this seems fun.


*off to look for a decent saddle*

 

[Netzach]

Quick, somebody make a pun!

All kidding aside, I'd like to propose what I feel is a reasonable solution to an age old problem. The problem being, figuring out who exactly the subbiest and Domliest people around are.

There's a lot of talk about the differences between D/s, M/s, TPE, 24/7 and whatever other acronyms you kids are coming up with these days. Let's put the rhetoric aside for a bit and find out, objectively, who REALLY has or has given up the most control.

The solution, a game of horse.

For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of horse, it is a game where participants take turns performing tricks that the others must be able to repeat. Each time you are unable to pull off a trick, you add one letter to the spelling of the word H-O-R-S-E. When you have completely spelled horse (that is, failed 5 tricks), you lose.

Obviously, all challenges will have to be verifiable, so if you're uncomfortable providing evidence, this game isn't going to work for you. Since there are subs and doms of both genders on this board, challenges should be kept gender neutral.

Being "not into" a particular challenge is not an excuse. This isn't a test of kink, this is a test of submission. Hopefully your particular kink allows you to tolerate something that others may find difficult to repeat. Don't be surprised if others have the same advantage.

What's it going to be people?

Are all of you who spend countless hours convincing the rest of us that your relationship is one of ultimate submission going to suddenly have nothing to prove?

LOL

says she of few acronyms.

 

[Netzach]

huh in our avs we both may or may not be shirtless. If you've started tightlacing and I'm just hiding something.

 

[Chicklet]

I jumped through a flaming hoop for my Dom. Then I stripped in front of a huge group of people and let a dozen strangers gang-bang me. I swallowed four gallons of cum, and then let each stranger carve his name in my ass with a knife. Then my Dom cut off my ear. And *that's* how submissive *I* am.

TOP THAT!

 

[callinectes]

I jumped through a flaming hoop for my Dom. Then I stripped in front of a huge group of people and let a dozen strangers gang-bang me. I swallowed four gallons of cum, and then let each stranger carve his name in my ass with a knife. Then my Dom cut off my ear. And *that's* how submissive *I* am.

TOP THAT!

Aw hell. that ain't nuthin'.

I submitted to my Master chopping off my arm, then I killed somone on his command.

But I still refuse to do the lower/uppercase thing, so maybe I lose afterall.

 

[Chicklet]

okay, i raise you a second arm, so i'm typing with my toes. i slaughtered a *baby* for my Dom.

(that first "H" is NOT going to me)

 

[BiBunny]

]But I still refuse to do the lower/uppercase thing, so maybe I lose afterall.

I'm a terrible sub. I bend the rules of grammar for no man!

 

[callinectes]

okay, i raise you a second arm, so i'm typing with my toes. i slaughtered a *baby* for my Dom.

(that first "H" is NOT going to me)

Not sure I can top that.....thinking...thinking.....

OH! I cooked liver and onions for him once. At my house. The stench was unbearable but I took pride in my stinky house because it was for him.

 

[Chicklet]

Not sure I can top that.....thinking...thinking.....

OH! I cooked liver and onions for him once. At my house. The stench was unbearable but I took pride in my stinky house because it was for him.

oh man...

without my arms i could never cook again. (See, i gave up my career for this game! damn you marquis) i submit to your superior submission...

"H" For Chicklet...

 

[callinectes]

I'm a terrible sub. I bend the rules of grammar for no man!

I routinely mangle the rules of grammar, but that is because I didn't pay attention in class.

 

[Chicklet]

actually my new PYL gets a kick out of correcting my spelling or my grammar, online and in person. fucking smart doms...

 

[BiBunny]

Correction: I bend the rules of grammar intentionally for no man.

 

[Kailey_86]

Here is the ultimate act of submission. i let my Dom chop off ALL of my limbs. He wanted me to be completely dependent on Him in every way. my knickname is Bob because that's what i do when You put me in water. i beat you all!!!!

(Alright, that was bad. i know...but still. *snickers*)

 

[BiBunny]

Here is the ultimate act of submission. i let my Dom chop off ALL of my limbs. He wanted me to be completely dependent on Him in every way. my knickname is Bob because that's what i do when You put me in water. i beat you all!!!!

(Alright, that was bad. i know...but still. *snickers*)

Well, I suppose it depends on how deep the water is there, Bob. Keep your head up! (Oh, Jesus, that was bad, too.)