BDSM Defined

[Yang4yin]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/BDSM

A humorous look at BDSM...

"BDSM stands for bondage, dominance/discipline, sadism, and masochism. It is a sexual practice only damn dirty perverts do, probably because they couldn't get dates otherwise (well, that and it's damn fun)."

 

[danimouse]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/BDSM

A humorous look at BDSM...

"BDSM stands for bondage, dominance/discipline, sadism, and masochism. It is a sexual practice only damn dirty perverts do, probably because they couldn't get dates otherwise (well, that and it's damn fun)."

Lol - Sounds like they know my Dad.

Dani

 

[amadaun]

"If you are in space, there is no up or down. You can't be on top or on bottom. There are no female astronauts anyway."


Yup, I lol'ed.

 

[Betticus]

"If you are in space, there is no up or down. You can't be on top or on bottom. There are no female astronauts anyway."


Yup, I lol'ed.

There was the one that banged the Russian astronaut!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The premise is that the torture is consenual and must stop when the torturee says the safeword (usually FLÜGGÅƏNKδ€ČHIŒßØLSÊN).

Can't tell if that's Greek accented German, or vice versa.

• Being tied up by the top and waiting patiently while the top frantically searches through a Boy Scout manual, looking for the proper knot to hold the ropes in place.
• Once tied up, the top will go get a sandwich (usually peanut butter); frequently, the top will eat this in front of the bottom and not even offer them a bite.
• Listening to the in-laws discuss their views on Christianity.
• Having hot wax from one of those overpoweringly scented Yankee Candles dripped on sensitive areas. Sometimes a bikini wax will follow.

Sounds about typical, although Grace will want to replace the pb with cookies.

 

[myinnerslut]

Can't tell if that's Greek accented German, or vice versa.

isnt that the safeword the boy was given in euro trip?

 

[myinnerslut]

i thought it was funny.. not my sense of humor per say, but funny

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Dude has a Dues of Hazzard fetish

 

[Kailey_86]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/BDSM

A humorous look at BDSM...

"BDSM stands for bondage, dominance/discipline, sadism, and masochism. It is a sexual practice only damn dirty perverts do, probably because they couldn't get dates otherwise (well, that and it's damn fun)."

That was great! Thanks for the laughs.

 

[myinnerslut]

yep the safeword was from eurotrip, here is the scene its in, origonally posted by Stegral in another thread

http://machomedia.blogspot.com/2006/06/safe-word.html