BDSM Bumper Stickers

[Quint]

Of course this is purely theoretical, because everyone on this forum is FAR too sophisticated ::cough, cough:: to even conceive of strutting their kinky stuff on the bumper of a car...but that doesn't mean it's impossible to come up with the ideas!


I switch because I care

Slave in the bedroom, Queen on the road

If I wanted your lip, I'd wiggle my zipper

Car driver in need of servicing

Leave the nilla at the door, please

 

[DustyWolfe]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excitment.

I have a whip and I know how to use it.

Back off or bow down.

Kiss my boots

 

[WriterDom]

Honk if you need a flogging

 

[Quint]

I break SAMs, I don't brake for 'em

 

[MzChrista]

Actually, I have a Noir Leather bumper sticker on my car. That's the bigdeal fetish store in these parts.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Well....since you asked

It's good to be the Queen!

Call Me Mistress

Have flogger, will travel

Ebony

 

[WillowPuss]

How about:

I may be submissive but I STILL have right of way.

If you are close enought to read this - then I am close enough to whip you

Fingers are good for many things - sticking them up AT me is a waste

 

[Trainerman]

a variation on the "am I driving well?" ones:-
"Like my driving?.....if not, SPANK ME "

 

[Trainerman]

or how about:-

"insured through BDSM...you hit us, we whip you !!!"