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nmb413 said:
Yeah I wanted something to drink, and not thinking I got some fruit punch, I took a big gulp, and sense my lips were numb it all came out, and my gauze was hanging out, it was just a bad sight
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poor thing....


looks like everyone is leaving us?
 
e-trance action said:
Morning ladies :kiss: Hope you're both well and warmer than I am here.

I know, you're both hot enough already ;)
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Actually, I have the A/C on again. lol What I wouldn't give for some cold fall weather!!!!

Perv Buddy...I'm shocked....you don't see me that way...remember??? LOL
 
GoddessHathor said:
Actually, I have the A/C on again. lol What I wouldn't give for some cold fall weather!!!!

Perv Buddy...I'm shocked....you don't see me that way...remember??? LOL
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-sigh- I remember A/C *yearns longingly*

I was giving the answer I expected to get back from you, remember? ;)
 
e-trance action said:
Morning ladies :kiss: Hope you're both well and warmer than I am here.

I know, you're both hot enough already ;)
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Morning E!! It's a cool Fall day here ... and the rain from yesterday has been replaced with sun YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know Goddess makes ME hot!!!!
 
e-trance action said:
-sigh- I remember A/C *yearns longingly*

I was giving the answer I expected to get back from you, remember? ;)
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I would gladly switch ya. My electric bill is already thru the roof!

It goes without saying that you are hottness personified....but I was behaving myself not wanting to cross that invisible line between perv and perv-buddy. :D
 
bequ23 said:
Morning E!! It's a cool Fall day here ... and the rain from yesterday has been replaced with sun YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know Goddess makes ME hot!!!!
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Glad to hear you've got some sun-that might perk me up.

*does a sun dance* :D

and I'm sure more than a couple of folks thought you were hot already, Bequ ;)
 
GoddessHathor said:
I would gladly switch ya. My electric bill is already thru the roof!

It goes without saying that you are hottness personified....but I was behaving myself not wanting to cross that invisible line between perv and perv-buddy. :D
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You wanna trade my oil bill for your electric bill for the next 6 months? Think carefully before answering.

If you think I'm hotness personified, you'd better get your hot-o-meter in for a recalibration :p

sheesh, try to give some folks a compliment :D
 
e-trance action said:
You wanna trade my oil bill for your electric bill for the next 6 months? Think carefully before answering.

If you think I'm hotness personified, you'd better get your hot-o-meter in for a recalibration :p

sheesh, try to give some folks a compliment :D
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Hell no! I don't have to pay for heat. One of the joys of apartment living. Heat and hot water are included. :D The summer kills me, but since I only have to pay electric...I'll take it. lol

And now I have the scene from My Cousin Vinny in my head...thank you!

Lisa: [sighs] You will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twisted the maximum allowable torquage.

Vinny Gambini: How could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?

Lisa: Because I used a Crafstman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers.

Vinny Gambini: Well, in that case, how can you be sure THAT's accurate?

Lisa: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate! Here's the certificate of validation.

Vinny Gambini: Dead on balls accurate?

Lisa: It's an industry term.

Vinny Gambini: [tosses paper away] I guess the fucking thing is broken.
 
GoddessHathor said:
Hell no! I don't have to pay for heat. One of the joys of apartment living. Heat and hot water are included. :D The summer kills me, but since I only have to pay electric...I'll take it. lol

And now I have the scene from My Cousin Vinny in my head...thank you!

Lisa: [sighs] You will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twisted the maximum allowable torquage.

Vinny Gambini: How could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?

Lisa: Because I used a Crafstman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers.

Vinny Gambini: Well, in that case, how can you be sure THAT's accurate?

Lisa: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate! Here's the certificate of validation.

Vinny Gambini: Dead on balls accurate?

Lisa: It's an industry term.

Vinny Gambini: [tosses paper away] I guess the fucking thing is broken.
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So, did you have to look that up or do you already have it memorized??!!! :D
 
GoddessHathor said:
Hell no! I don't have to pay for heat. One of the joys of apartment living. Heat and hot water are included. :D The summer kills me, but since I only have to pay electric...I'll take it. lol

And now I have the scene from My Cousin Vinny in my head...thank you!

Lisa: [sighs] You will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twisted the maximum allowable torquage.

Vinny Gambini: How could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?

Lisa: Because I used a Crafstman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers.

Vinny Gambini: Well, in that case, how can you be sure THAT's accurate?

Lisa: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate! Here's the certificate of validation.

Vinny Gambini: Dead on balls accurate?

Lisa: It's an industry term.

Vinny Gambini: [tosses paper away] I guess the fucking thing is broken.
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Good choice. :D

Nice quote :)

Anyhow, I must needs be heading back out shortly, so I hope you ladies have a wonderful day. :kiss:
 
e-trance action said:
Glad to hear you've got some sun-that might perk me up.

*does a sun dance* :D

and I'm sure more than a couple of folks thought you were hot already, Bequ ;)
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A perked-up E? Hmmmmmm, sounds interesting, to say the least!!!!!! ;)

Nope, not me, that's somebody else!
 
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