ReallyRandyReader
Probably wanking
- Joined
- Mar 11, 2024
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I’ll stand by with a bag of frozen peasYeah I see black eyes in my future now that u say something
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I’ll stand by with a bag of frozen peasYeah I see black eyes in my future now that u say something
Awe... I'm thinking sweet.. what's the catchI’ll stand by with a bag of frozen peas
No catch. I was gonna use steak, but I decided this was more cost effectiveAwe... I'm thinking sweet.. what's the catch
Cheap assNo catch. I was gonna use steak, but I decided this was more cost effective
That doesn't sound like a good thingBanging my head against the wall..I'm bored..
Yeah after I realized I wasn't alone and could possibly give myself a headache I stoppedThat doesn't sound like a good thing
I'm thinking if you take up topless table tapping it would be we whom might be hurt tripping over ourselvesI would probably hurt myself.
You go Ms Kathy. I'm sure y you will be fineYeah after I realized I wasn't alone and could possibly give myself a headache I stopped
But fuck I’d pay to see this!!!I would probably hurt myself.
Flattery will get u nowhere..but valiant effortI'm thinking if you take up topless table tapping it would be we whom might be hurt tripping over ourselves
never failed to get me what i wantFlattery will get u nowhere..but valiant effort
That's an awful big word..do u know what it means?never failed to get me what i want
Hang on am I confusing flattery and fellatio again?
How the fuck do you confuse the two??never failed to get me what i want
Hang on am I confusing flattery and fellatio again?
NoThat's an awful big word..do u know what it means?
Well I bet ud do better with the ladies if u did
And ScrabbleWell I bet ud do better with the ladies if u did
Right.. who can forget ScrabbleAnd Scrabble
I’m just off to bed. At least seeing you means I won’t fall out of bed if I roll over in the nightYou too![]()
Hello Ms DRGTired but good
A nurse friend of mine told me once that in the rest home they gave the male patients Viagra so they would not fall out of bed at night. Nurse medical humorI’m just off to bed. At least seeing you means I won’t fall out of bed if I roll over in the night
Yeah. That’s ummm the jokeA nurse friend of mine told me once that in the rest home they gave the male patients Viagra so they would not fall out of bed at night. Nurse medical humor