ReallyRandyReader
Probably wanking
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I’ll put that in Google translate
Stoned —> English
Now if you’d have said cucumber eater
Stoned —> English
Now if you’d have said cucumber eater
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Well as most people are American here the timezones give us latitude. And at least no one turns into a pumpkin at when the clock strikes middayYeah, I thought I'd better get my morning message in before it turned midday![]()
Enjoy (the walk not the work, tho who knows maybe your work is fun). I’ve just made a coffeeWorking from home, but just about to go for a nice walk in the sunshine
I did - lovely wander through the local park in the sunshineEnjoy (the walk not the work, tho who knows maybe your work is fun). I’ve just made a coffee
You’ll be invigorated to get back to work now thenI did - lovely wander through the local park in the sunshine![]()
Would anyone notice if you played hooky? Work’ll still be there tomorrow. We won’t tellWish I could spend the afternoon sunbathing instead tbh.
I've already done too much playing with myself when I should be working this week - I need to catch up a bit!Would anyone notice if you played hooky? Work’ll still be there tomorrow. We won’t tell
You can never do too much playing with yourself, can youI've already done too much playing with myself when I should be working this week - I need to catch up a bit!
Oh, I'd end up playing with myself in the garden until my girls get home from school, so they're kinda the same thing, just outdoorsYou can never do too much playing with yourself, can you
Besides this isn’t playing, this is sun bathing a whole different type of not working lol
Well I still advocate playing in the garden (in all senses unless you are hairless down there). But what do I know, all I’ve done is play today, so I might not be the most levelheaded on thisOh, I'd end up playing with myself in the garden until my girls get home from school, so they're kinda the same thing, just outdoors![]()
Is that your sneaky way to ask if I'm hairless down there?Well I still advocate playing in the garden (in all senses unless you are hairless down there). But what do I know, all I’ve done is play today, so I might not be the most levelheaded on this
I didn’t mean it that way it was a bad pun on playing with yourself in the garden / playing with your lady gardenIs that your sneaky way to ask if I'm hairless down there?
Yes.
Were there pics?Given how many pics she posted last night, I think she needs her sleep!
Don’t look at those pics before you enter your Zoom. That’s what happened to me earlier todayRight, going into a meeting. Back later!
Rrr..look how nice she is .. clearing my throat..eyes are up here..midsyGiven how many pics she posted last night, I think she needs her sleep!