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lips_222 said:
Hows everyone? I've missed this place! I do look in almost daily but never have the time to reply. :( Anyway, enough of me. I hope your all fine & dandy, eating well & keeping those curves in fine order! I know I am LOL;) Heres a little sad story about FRED to make you giggle.
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A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the
posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give
the
poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he
asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used
to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his
hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last
name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time.
So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older
I
realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical
school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred
Dingaling,
MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I
was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my dental
assistant.
She gave me VD..... So, I was Fred Dingaling , MD DDS with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS, so I was Fred
Dingaling , MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my
DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling
with VD.

Then the VD took away my 'dingaling' so now I'm just Fred."

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So whats the moral of the story? I reckon its should be ...."if you mess with your dingaling too much, you'll lose it"


Speak soon folks

*Loud groannnnnnnnnnnnnnn*:D :eek:
 
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Jewelz said:


LMFAO!!!!! I love it!!

OK...now I'm wondering just how much playing it takes to lose your dingaling??? I've been playing with mine for a long, long time.... hopefully I've got a lot more years left!!

:D :eek:
 
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pipercatt said:


Hey sister-love! Miss you, babeeee! And I am VERY glad to see that you are working on liking yourself....I've been worried about-cha.

Keep it up!

inre; Pipers AV....is there a "monster sex" thread that I am missing???? I've never seen monsters doing it before, I'd like to watch!!:D
 
WElcome Feisty!!

1fiestyredhead said:


Thanks Jewelz....I couldn't resist your invitation. You're a sweetie!
Love those lips....they yours????


Welcome to our thread!:rose:
I'm Jim

BTW.....got any pics you wanna share with us horny guys???:p :p
 
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Wintermute said:


If those are indeed your lips (and I despreately hope that they are) I am more than sure you are truely a woman.

:heart: :rose: :kiss:

WinTerMutE

What he said!!!:rose: :kiss: :rose:
 
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1fiestyredhead said:


Yup....those would be my lips....


*droooolllll*...Ummm sorry....I get turned on by sexy lips!!!:kiss:
 
Very Sexy!!

ARaynes said:
Here is another one of me, but this one is right after I had my son...

Sorry I havn't posted ....need to take more pics.
Great pic ARaynes.....now you...Shut up and kiss ME!!:kiss: :kiss:
 
pipercatt said:


Jewelz and Fiesty, y'all should know that us cheerleaders stick together, don't we???

I mean, technically speaking, I am not a part of the BBW fambly, because I rarely post here, but still...

I am pushy that way, I guess :)


Sweety.... you post here...therefore you are part of the family!!!:rose: :kiss: I for one have missed you!!:rose:
 
Well, I keep looking at this thread and I'm enjoying it so I thought I might just jump in and say Hi to all!:rose: :D
 
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jamor9 said:
Jewelz said:


*jaw drops to the floor!!*... new av...new...*drool* av.....uhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnn... *drool*:p :p :p


Love ya Jewelz!!:rose: :kiss: :heart:

LOLOL!!!!!!! yes, i think it was about time.......and this is pretty much how i would look if i lost this shittin fat LOLOL!!!!!!! ;)

:kiss: darlin, love ya too!!
 
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Jewelz said:


LOLOL!!!!!!! yes, i think it was about time.......and this is pretty much how i would look if i lost this shittin fat LOLOL!!!!!!! ;)

:kiss: darlin, love ya too!!


Hey I love you just the way you are:kiss: :kiss: :rose: :p
 
Jewelz hon..Love your new AV..:) And I am with the rest..We love you the way you are!! Hugs and :kiss: es
 
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jamor9 said:


Damn!! I wish I coulda seen this this morning when you posted it B....well, maybe not... it woulda been "hard" to work today!!:p :rose: :kiss:

See ya Sweetie!!:heart:

Glad you liked Jim..:D Glad you got to see it tonight..:)

:kiss:
 
wildone28 said:
Jewelz hon..Love your new AV..:) And I am with the rest..We love you the way you are!! Hugs and :kiss: es

thank you sweetgirl!! :kiss: love you too darlin!
 
Great new AV, Jewelz!

What a shot....mmmmmmmmm but I'd be afraid of hurting something like that...would rather have a little meat on the bones than her...but still fun to look at...now excuse me...I must go and take care of something....later all!

B
 
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