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Jewelz said:*looks around the room......where's my tiger??*
He's around, probably has his nose up your skirt right now
Sadly, only fleeting glimpses can be seen of this predator for a while, he has a lot on his mind
One of them s you
Hi to everyone else around, I should be back later
I had this in my inbox today & just had to post it here......i laughed till i had tears!
Lizzy
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The Genie
> >
> >A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course
> >lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband
said,
> >"Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any
>windows.
>
> >They'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it
right
> >through the window of the biggest house on the course.
> >The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the
> > >houses! All right, let's Go up there, apologise and see how much
this
>is
> >going to cost."
> >
> >They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on
> >in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a
broken
> >bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man sitting on the couch
said,
> >"Are you the people who broke my window?"
> >
> >"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.
> >
> >"No, actually I want to thank you - I'm a genie who was trapped for
a
> >thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to
grant
> >three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last
one
> >for myself."
> >
> >"OK, great!" the husband said." I want a million dollars a year for
the
> >rest of my life."
> >
> >"No problem - it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?"
the
> >genie said, looking at the wife.
> >
> >"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
> >
> >"Consider it done," the genie replied.
> >
> >"And what's your wish, genie?" the husband said.
> >
> >"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex
with a
> >woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
> >
> >The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of
> >money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."
> >
> >Neither did the wife.
> >
> >The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it
> >was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, "How
> >old are you and your husband anyway?
> >
> >He's 35 and I'm 33," she replied.
> >
> >Amazing.... and you both still believe in genies?"
> >
>
Lizzy
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The Genie
> >
> >A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course
> >lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband
said,
> >"Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any
>windows.
>
> >They'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it
right
> >through the window of the biggest house on the course.
> >The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the
> > >houses! All right, let's Go up there, apologise and see how much
this
>is
> >going to cost."
> >
> >They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on
> >in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a
broken
> >bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man sitting on the couch
said,
> >"Are you the people who broke my window?"
> >
> >"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.
> >
> >"No, actually I want to thank you - I'm a genie who was trapped for
a
> >thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to
grant
> >three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last
one
> >for myself."
> >
> >"OK, great!" the husband said." I want a million dollars a year for
the
> >rest of my life."
> >
> >"No problem - it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?"
the
> >genie said, looking at the wife.
> >
> >"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
> >
> >"Consider it done," the genie replied.
> >
> >"And what's your wish, genie?" the husband said.
> >
> >"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex
with a
> >woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
> >
> >The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of
> >money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."
> >
> >Neither did the wife.
> >
> >The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it
> >was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, "How
> >old are you and your husband anyway?
> >
> >He's 35 and I'm 33," she replied.
> >
> >Amazing.... and you both still believe in genies?"
> >
>
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Lips and AV
Hi Lips,
Sorry, you loose your virginity a second time, only this time in cyberspace, when you hit 30 post. You won't be able to add an AV till you hit 100 post - you have a good start, already 40 post as I type this. And, you have been hear how long? I thought so, not much longer, and you'll have that 100 and AV
Mike_F
Hi Lips,
Sorry, you loose your virginity a second time, only this time in cyberspace, when you hit 30 post. You won't be able to add an AV till you hit 100 post - you have a good start, already 40 post as I type this. And, you have been hear how long? I thought so, not much longer, and you'll have that 100 and AV
Mike_F
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DD and the dirty deads done dirt cheap
Hi ya Dreamy Doll,
Sorry, couldn't help thinking of AD/DC, and that song. You have some time to get those stories done. I'll look for you on-line tonight, maybe in a chat area? I don't know what I can do to help, but I'll see about at least the moral support and a good laught once in a while.
Mike_F
Hi ya Dreamy Doll,
Sorry, couldn't help thinking of AD/DC, and that song. You have some time to get those stories done. I'll look for you on-line tonight, maybe in a chat area? I don't know what I can do to help, but I'll see about at least the moral support and a good laught once in a while.
Mike_F
Gem_tiger said:
He's around, probably has his nose up your skirt right now
Sadly, only fleeting glimpses can be seen of this predator for a while, he has a lot on his mind
One of them s you
Hi to everyone else around, I should be back later
Ohh i thought i felt something cold and wet besides my own juices.....muahahahahaha!!!
You know you can talk to me about anything my gemmy!! *gives your shoulders and neck a massage to relieve some of the daily stresses!
darlin
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Blueyed and Friday
Hello Blueyed,
I was raise in a cathlic family, and every Friday was fish for dinner. I can't say I attend church like my parents do, but I do belive in having fish for dinner on Fridays, when it is you. Do you mind being served on a silver platter, our Chick of the Sea? Will you trade in one tail (the fish one) for another type of tail (a fine BBW buttock)? Looking forward to a tasty dinner after work this evening
Mike_F
Hello Blueyed,
I was raise in a cathlic family, and every Friday was fish for dinner. I can't say I attend church like my parents do, but I do belive in having fish for dinner on Fridays, when it is you. Do you mind being served on a silver platter, our Chick of the Sea? Will you trade in one tail (the fish one) for another type of tail (a fine BBW buttock)? Looking forward to a tasty dinner after work this evening
Mike_F
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WildOne and AV
Hi WildOne,
I took a day and half off from here, and missed your request for help on the AV. Sorry, I would of gladdly done it for you, along with keeping a copy for myself
Next time, I'll gladdly do it for you, but you will have ask nice like. I do enjoy your current AV, I don't know if I like this one, or the other one better, they both look so suggestive.
Mike_F
Hi WildOne,
I took a day and half off from here, and missed your request for help on the AV. Sorry, I would of gladdly done it for you, along with keeping a copy for myself
Next time, I'll gladdly do it for you, but you will have ask nice like. I do enjoy your current AV, I don't know if I like this one, or the other one better, they both look so suggestive.Mike_F
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Hi all, and later
Just wanted to say hi to everyone that has made it here already today, or will in the next 11 hours or so.
I am looking at my Jewelz Gem of Lit meter, and it seems to be hovering at 75% from two days ago, but I can't find out if that has gone up to 80% of old self, or not. It is trying to move, but I ain't getting a clear reading on it.
Ssssh, be berry, berry, quite, I am hunting rabbits. Its duck season, it is rabbit season, duck, rabbit, shoot - dang, got a gem coated tiger instead - glad to see you are doing better, even with Elmor Fudd out hunting.
Fun1, glad to see that some people call this home, and offer a nice warm welcome in the morning to us all.
Sorry folks, have to go to work, 1:00pm to 9:30pm edt.n I have tried sweeping the bills under the rug, but they just keep piling up, so have to find another way of dealing with them, like working for a living
See you folks later.
Mike_F
Just wanted to say hi to everyone that has made it here already today, or will in the next 11 hours or so.
I am looking at my Jewelz Gem of Lit meter, and it seems to be hovering at 75% from two days ago, but I can't find out if that has gone up to 80% of old self, or not. It is trying to move, but I ain't getting a clear reading on it.
Ssssh, be berry, berry, quite, I am hunting rabbits. Its duck season, it is rabbit season, duck, rabbit, shoot - dang, got a gem coated tiger instead - glad to see you are doing better, even with Elmor Fudd out hunting.
Fun1, glad to see that some people call this home, and offer a nice warm welcome in the morning to us all.
Sorry folks, have to go to work, 1:00pm to 9:30pm edt.n I have tried sweeping the bills under the rug, but they just keep piling up, so have to find another way of dealing with them, like working for a living
See you folks later.
Mike_F
Re: Hi all, and later
Hi hon! I am up to about 85 today! its a good day!! Have a good and safe day today!
Mike_F said:
I am looking at my Jewelz Gem of Lit meter, and it seems to be hovering at 75% from two days ago, but I can't find out if that has gone up to 80% of old self, or not. It is trying to move, but I ain't getting a clear reading on it.
Sorry folks, have to go to work, 1:00pm to 9:30pm edt.n I have tried sweeping the bills under the rug, but they just keep piling up, so have to find another way of dealing with them, like working for a living
See you folks later.
Mike_F
Hi hon! I am up to about 85 today!
its a good day!! Have a good and safe day today!
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Last post for now
Jewelz, glad it is up to 85 today. Don't be bashfull, just post what pics you want - and I want to see them all.
Lips, I can hardly wait - you are averaging what, four post a day, not much longer. I just joined your Yahoo! group, will have to look around later, this is truely my last post for now.
Sorry that I left you out WarmLips, just in to much of a hurry.
This is it - now I may, or may not be on time
Mike_F
Jewelz, glad it is up to 85 today. Don't be bashfull, just post what pics you want - and I want to see them all.
Lips, I can hardly wait - you are averaging what, four post a day, not much longer. I just joined your Yahoo! group, will have to look around later, this is truely my last post for now.
Sorry that I left you out WarmLips, just in to much of a hurry.
This is it - now I may, or may not be on time
Mike_F
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Jewelz said:Gemmy.......here it is.......the pic you wanted to see. I hope you like it!
(Chris nips in to see the gang)
Thanks baby, lovely photo. What a tease though, ehhhhh?
Ahhh, that's it, thats what I need, a lovely shoulder massage, that'll relieve some of the weight and stress on them, thanks hon
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Re: When can i have a pic under my name?
Oy, oy, oy, Please help a charming, witty Welsh Woman!!
I had to tell Jewelz off the other day. You ladies are BBW, you are NOT Fat??????? And I've seen your pics, so I know
Now then, betwwen UK Online Directory and BBW_Pics, I'll bet we all can get you flying through 100 by Sunday afternoon. Don't forget you have about 30 jokes to post yet, seeeee????
lips_222 said:I've tried to add a pic (atavar thingy) but i cannot do it!
Please help a silly fat welsh woman
Lizzy
Oy, oy, oy, Please help a charming, witty Welsh Woman!!
I had to tell Jewelz off the other day. You ladies are BBW, you are NOT Fat??????? And I've seen your pics, so I know
Now then, betwwen UK Online Directory and BBW_Pics, I'll bet we all can get you flying through 100 by Sunday afternoon. Don't forget you have about 30 jokes to post yet, seeeee????
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Well, I'd better try to catch up around here. Stil having to nip in and out.
(Chris rushes over to Jewelz, kisses her hotly on the lips and slides his hand up her skirt)
Ohhh, yes, you weren't kidding were you sweetheart????
Catch you guys later, huh! Come on Jewelz, lets do something about those damp panties
(door closes behind them)
(Chris rushes over to Jewelz, kisses her hotly on the lips and slides his hand up her skirt)
Ohhh, yes, you weren't kidding were you sweetheart????
Catch you guys later, huh! Come on Jewelz, lets do something about those damp panties
(door closes behind them)
Gem_tiger said:
(Chris nips in to see the gang)
Thanks baby, lovely photo. What a tease though, ehhhhh?
Ahhh, that's it, thats what I need, a lovely shoulder massage, that'll relieve some of the weight and stress on them, thanks hon
You are welcome.....Tease? Yes, It is, I have to admit, I was topless in that photo
But dont you think it is a very "poetic" photo of me? I am fairly happy with this one! Rare occurance!*feels something trying to nuzzle between her two thighs*
Gem_tiger said:Well, I'd better try to catch up around here. Stil having to nip in and out.
(Chris rushes over to Jewelz, kisses her hotly on the lips and slides his hand up her skirt)
Ohhh, yes, you weren't kidding were you sweetheart????
Catch you guys later, huh! Come on Jewelz, lets do something about those damp panties
(door closes behind them)
Jewelz closes her eyes in the intense moment of Chris's lips touching hers. Feeling his hand up her skirt, she moans
No, I am a very honest person
Panties? Darlin, are you forgetting that I dont wear panties??rushes out hand in hand with Chris, giggling
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Jewelz said:
You are welcome.....Tease? Yes, It is, I have to admit, I was topless in that photo
*feels something trying to nuzzle between her two thighs*
Poetic, seductive and very nice. Come here, I want to take a pic with MY camera
Awwww, caught me out, I wasn't gonna bother with a camera
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Jewelz said:
Jewelz closes her eyes in the intense moment of Chris's lips touching hers. Feeling his hand up her skirt, she moans
No, I am a very honest person
rushes out hand in hand with Chris, giggling
Oh, you're right (Chris slides his fingertips between Jewelz's pussy-lips)
Gotta go folks, this can't wait
Gem_tiger said:
Poetic, seductive and very nice. Come here, I want to take a pic with MY camera
Awwww, caught me out, I wasn't gonna bother with a camera
ohh such wonderful compliments! Thank you baby! Im coming....*poses for chris*...
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