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TemptressRaven said:
I just love coming in here and reading through these threads...((hug))

Even though I don't post as much...you all are wonderful and so warm hearted :kiss:
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and your tantalizing AV's.
 
Rating Women

Two cowboys were leanin up against the rail at their favorite
bar... They’re tired and worn out from a long day. Havin’ a
couple of longnecks, just relaxin’ and talkin’, watchin’ the
women go by... This really beautiful brunette walks by, and
the two cowboys look at her, tip their hats back a little, look
at each other, smile, and one of them says, “I’ll give her a 3.”
Other cowboy nods slowly, and says,
“Yep. She’s a 3 for sure.”

Little while later another woman, this time a fantastic looking
blonde, comes walking by in front of them... First cowboy
looks her up and down, smiles, takes a sip from his beer,
and says to the second cowboy, “Well, I think that one must
be a 4.” And the second cowboy agrees, and says,
“Yep... she sure is a 4.”

Time passes on by, and the cowboys are still sippin’ their
beers, just watchin’ folks pass. And across the room comes
this absolutely gorgeous, drop-dead beautiful redhead... As
she comes near them, they both kinda straighten up, and tip
their hats back a little for a better look. First cowboy smiles
real wide, looks at his pal and says, “Damnnn. That one
has GOT to be a 6.” And the second cowboy nods slowly,
grins, and says, “Yep. DEFINITELY a 6.”

Well, the redhead hears them... and she is NOT amused.
She turns around real sharply and comes right up to the
two grinning cowboys...

She looks the first one in the eye and says, “Excuse me.
But, are you two actually standing there rating women??!?”

The cowboys look kinda embarrassed... lookin’ down at
their boots, and they both nod. One of them says, “Well,
yes ma’am, we are, but you don’t understand...”

She is REAL mad now... and looks at the cowboy and
says, “Well, I’ll have you know I’ve been rated far higher
than that, by far better than YOU.”

And the second cowboy says, “But, ma’am, you really
don’t understand!”

And she says, “Well. What is it I don’t understand?
Here you are, rating women. I understand THAT.”

And the first cowboy says, “But ma’am, we use a
different kinda rating system.......”

The redhead says, “Oh. And what would THAT be?
No one has EVER rated me a SIX before...”

And the second cowboy says, “Well, we use the
Budweiser method, ma’am.”

So she asks...”What in the hell is the Budweiser method?”

And the first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says,
reallllll slowly, “Well ma’am, that’s how many Clydesdales
it would take to pull you off of my face.”
 
bobwhitecrow said:
Two cowboys were leanin up against the rail at their favorite
bar... They’re tired and worn out from a long day. Havin’ a
couple of longnecks, just relaxin’ and talkin’, watchin’ the
women go by... This really beautiful brunette walks by, and
the two cowboys look at her, tip their hats back a little, look
at each other, smile, and one of them says, “I’ll give her a 3.”
Other cowboy nods slowly, and says,
“Yep. She’s a 3 for sure.”

Little while later another woman, this time a fantastic looking
blonde, comes walking by in front of them... First cowboy
looks her up and down, smiles, takes a sip from his beer,
and says to the second cowboy, “Well, I think that one must
be a 4.” And the second cowboy agrees, and says,
“Yep... she sure is a 4.”

Time passes on by, and the cowboys are still sippin’ their
beers, just watchin’ folks pass. And across the room comes
this absolutely gorgeous, drop-dead beautiful redhead... As
she comes near them, they both kinda straighten up, and tip
their hats back a little for a better look. First cowboy smiles
real wide, looks at his pal and says, “Damnnn. That one
has GOT to be a 6.” And the second cowboy nods slowly,
grins, and says, “Yep. DEFINITELY a 6.”

Well, the redhead hears them... and she is NOT amused.
She turns around real sharply and comes right up to the
two grinning cowboys...

She looks the first one in the eye and says, “Excuse me.
But, are you two actually standing there rating women??!?”

The cowboys look kinda embarrassed... lookin’ down at
their boots, and they both nod. One of them says, “Well,
yes ma’am, we are, but you don’t understand...”

She is REAL mad now... and looks at the cowboy and
says, “Well, I’ll have you know I’ve been rated far higher
than that, by far better than YOU.”

And the second cowboy says, “But, ma’am, you really
don’t understand!”

And she says, “Well. What is it I don’t understand?
Here you are, rating women. I understand THAT.”

And the first cowboy says, “But ma’am, we use a
different kinda rating system.......”

The redhead says, “Oh. And what would THAT be?
No one has EVER rated me a SIX before...”

And the second cowboy says, “Well, we use the
Budweiser method, ma’am.”

So she asks...”What in the hell is the Budweiser method?”

And the first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says,
reallllll slowly, “Well ma’am, that’s how many Clydesdales
it would take to pull you off of my face.”
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LOL Good one, Bob. :D :kiss: By the way...did I mention I'm a redhead???? hehe :devil:
 
bobwhitecrow said:
Did I mention, I love redheads?
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No....no you didn't....*slides over on the couch and pats the seat next to me*...care to sit and talk a while? ;)
 
Sure

WyldBreeze said:
No....no you didn't....*slides over on the couch and pats the seat next to me*...care to sit and talk a while? ;)
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Don't mind if I do di do di do . . .
 
We didn't get much snow this year.

WyldBreeze said:
Oh now I'm just jealous. lol
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I'm certainly not complaining. I'd rather be further south. The only thing I don't miss from Texas are fire ants.
 
bobwhitecrow said:
I'm certainly not complaining. I'd rather be further south. The only thing I don't miss from Texas are fire ants.
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Yep....I can see how those nasty little creatures would put a damper on things. lol
 
Looks fade...beauty is forever!

TemptressRaven said:
I believe I am beautiful and have been told I am hot....but would look better and feel better about myself if I was thinner.

Do men really all want skinny women or is it something that is perceived to be the great thing with men?

I'm NOT grossly overweight because I still have some nice curves. ;)
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If you believe it then you are! Feeling better about yourself because of how you look is something only you can appreciate...the beauty of a woman has little to do with appearance IMHO...hot is an attitude! Beauty goes much deeper than that. Woman come in all shapes and sizes (think thats why they make all that different size clothing...lol) and, speaking only for myself, the appearance of a woman will certainly change but who and what she is on the inside is much sexier and will last a lifetime. Whatever YOU do to make yourself feel better...do for YOU! Your appearance may get you noticed...it cant make you more loveable...and would you really want someone that vain.
 
MrFantasyMan said:
If you believe it then you are! Feeling better about yourself because of how you look is something only you can appreciate...the beauty of a woman has little to do with appearance IMHO...hot is an attitude! Beauty goes much deeper than that. Woman come in all shapes and sizes (think thats why they make all that different size clothing...lol) and, speaking only for myself, the appearance of a woman will certainly change but who and what she is on the inside is much sexier and will last a lifetime. Whatever YOU do to make yourself feel better...do for YOU! Your appearance may get you noticed...it cant make you more loveable...and would you really want someone that vain.
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*stands up and applauds* Very well stated. :kiss:
 
THey can really ruin a picnic.

WyldBreeze said:
Yep....I can see how those nasty little creatures would put a damper on things. lol
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Yes, they are literally a pain.
 
I'm sorry!

WyldBreeze said:
I can't even imagine a picnic right now....its still snowing outside. :rolleyes:
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There's always a few good things about being stuck in the house. Reading erotica or better yet, making your own.
 
bobwhitecrow said:
There's always a few good things about being stuck in the house. Reading erotica or better yet, making your own.
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Making it would be nice....but I'm all alone. Maybe I'll write a story.
 
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