battleship.
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KRCummings
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It looks truly awful. Funny thing though, the trailers now actually make it look better than earlier trailers that were heavy on a love story with Liam Neesons daughter or some shit. Those made it look even worse believe it or not.
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A ship thread!
http://polyticks.com/bbma/photos/iowa.jpg
Mine was about merchant ships, but military ships are cool too.
http://polyticks.com/bbma/photos/iowa.jpg
Mine was about merchant ships, but military ships are cool too.
MonaLittle
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I Like Cruise ships best!
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KRCummings
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Battleships actually aren't used anymore. It's too bad really because they were awesome ships.
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it's a movie based on a plotless board game. the trailer could promise a real, highly explicit forty minute long lesbian orgy involving every hot, young starlet in the business and i would still hate it on general principle.
even though i would totally watch that.
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yeah, but they're fucking pointless now that we have cruise missiles and massive aircraft carriers.
MonaLittle
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I've never been on one
Well, whatcha waitin' for?
JohnnySavage
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They all require double occupancy. So, I'll put you down as my roomie.
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the easy answer is they won't. not really anyway.
KRCummings
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To be fair there have been tons of great movies based on board games. There was...uh...well, ummm....Clue wasn't the worst thing I ever saw.
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Tits and 'splosions.
KRCummings
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Micheal Bay made it?
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i remember laughing a couple of times while watching clue, but i was a kid so i can't remember why.
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I was kinda surprised that the director has been involved in some pretty good movies, and the writers haven't really done anything terrible. This just screams Michael Bay; maybe he got mono or something and they had to step in. I dunno!
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I think Clue was alright, even if it isn't, and never was Susan Sarandon playing Miss Scarlet.
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it had tim curry before he went completely downhill. that was neat.
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I just logged on a few minutes ago and this was the first thread on the page. I Googled this because I didn't think you guys were serious.
*facepalm* You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Well, I guess that shows us how much shit Hollywood's got on it's shelf this year. For 200 million, this had better be a kick-ass movie.
Actually, I wish I still had the game I played when I was a kid; they may be collectors' pieces, now.
*facepalm* You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Well, I guess that shows us how much shit Hollywood's got on it's shelf this year.
For 200 million, this had better be a kick-ass movie.Actually, I wish I still had the game I played when I was a kid; they may be collectors' pieces, now.
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C-5... miss. Damn.
