Bastards with no manners

Alice_In_Chains

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Yo, I was attending a Fetish Masquerade and this bitch gimp old man chases me and asks me to spank him.... GAH! I was like all stoned.. wasn'[t the best thing to ask me to do... espeically since I didn't know him....
 
You can't win---no matter what you do to scorn or humiliate him; he is going to be nutting about it.
 
Exaclty THEY''LL LIKE THE BEATING FAR TOO MUCH!!

The only way I would be able to get rid of him would be to enlist him in the Navy.
 
Alice_In_Chains said:
Exaclty THEY''LL LIKE THE BEATING FAR TOO MUCH!!

The only way I would be able to get rid of him would be to enlist him in the Navy.

Now there's an idea....
 
gee you're into BSDM and you refuse to spank someone...

you sound like an ass...
 
I have a mouth but I refuse to suck off everybody I see on the street--oh I am such an ass! :p

Alice in Chains,

There's an easy way to get those types off your back: you out-sub them. You say, with a perfectly sincere face, things like this, "Oh I could never dream of spanking somebody as gloriously in control and dominant as yourself, Master!" Then you curtsy to them--even if you're a guy, curtsy _low_. I've done that before in public places so as not to be bugged incessantly by someone who liked my looks and therefore decided I must be a top, and not only _a_ top, but _his_ top. It kind of blows their minds.

About one times in ten, you'll find this backfiring when you encounter a switch, so let's just hope you don't get solicited ten times. ;)

Taint
 
bytor2112 said:
gee you're into BSDM and you refuse to spank someone...

you sound like an ass...

Sounds like someone's got a school holiday today and is home alone on Daddy's computer. :rolleyes:
 
TaintedB said:
an easy way to get those types off your back: you out-sub them. You say, with a perfectly sincere face, things like this, "Oh I could never dream of spanking somebody as gloriously in control and dominant as yourself, Master!" Then you curtsy to them--even if you're a guy, curtsy _low_. I've done that before in public places so as not to be bugged incessantly by someone who liked my looks and therefore decided I must be a top, and not only _a_ top, but _his_ top. It kind of blows their minds.

About one times in ten, you'll find this backfiring when you encounter a switch, so let's just hope you don't get solicited ten times. ;)

Taint

LOL Now what I wouldn't give to see their faces when you do that! Serves them right.
 
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