Basic training or boot camp question

[BotanyBoy]

One time I was issued an M-16, fully locked and loaded, and sent out to the end of a runway to guard a C-130...

This was after the tornado event.



24+ hours later, someone finally remembered that I was out there. Damn, I was pissed, but I was smart enough to keep my mouth shut. I mean, unlike you, no one was actually shooting at me...

Sounds like fun, did you at least crap in the bird or rub one out onto the control panel or something?

I marked everything I pulled guard on.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You should see what they consider "assisting recruits to the ground".

Army.



Stay outside, occasionally hitting them with fire hoses.

Even in the fleet, we had a comrade whose hygiene was not up to standard and when we complained, the top inspected his locker, took a whiff off the mildew and ordered us all to the showers with scrub brushes and soap, and not for the laundry...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sounds like fun, did you at least crap in the bird or rub one out onto the control panel or something?

I marked everything I pulled guard on.

No, but I did pop open every panel that was within reach



I know. What a rebel.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Even in the fleet, we had a comrade whose hygiene was not up to standard and when we complained, the top inspected his locker, took a whiff off the mildew and ordered us all to the showers with scrub brushes and soap, and not for the laundry...

One in every fuckin' group....

No, but I did pop open every panel that was within reach



I know. What a rebel.

Nice.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I really need to get some shit done...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ironically, shower boy was the first one married...



I guess he was a mama's boy.

At any rate, I got promoted, demoted and promoted again before he ever gained any rank.

 

[Porkwarrior]

I watched this documentary on Army boot camp, and I have just one question. When does one pleasure themselves? I'm serious about his. Of course, I would never volunteer for something like that, but I can't even imagine. First, I could never get up at 7 am, or run everywhere or do pushups, and the food looked dreadful too, but seriously, when does one pleasure themselves? I would probably just lay down on the bed and do it, but it a good question for other people who went through it to ask. I mean I could I guess just get one of the sergeants to suck or blow me off, but that might get to be a pain when I'm horny five minutes later, or maybe my girlfriend could come along. I don't really know why I'm obsessing over this, since it will never be me. But I would really like to know.

Fucking Twizzler armed, skinny jean wearing, metrosexual, millenials.

With the heavy workload you are far too tired at lights out. Plus they put saltpeter in the food which kills your sexual urges.

Like you would know. Weren't you claiming to be Irish or some shit?

For once, I and the Canuck agree on something.

And I will add, the only thing you have to worry about is what to do with a nocturnal emission in the morning, how the fuck do you hide a thing like that...

We had a guy at CFB Borden that would wake up every morning completely CAKED in his own jizz. And this guy naked looked like he was wearing a gorilla suit, he was that hairy. He'd just jump out of his bunk, and nonchalantly stroll to the showers with EVERYBODY getting out of his way.

Took us 6 weeks to figure out he was using maple syrup packets to matt his hair down so he could grab the one shower that would actually spit out hot water. Fucker.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I have no idea if that is true or not, but it is as funny as hell...

 

[Porkwarrior]

I have no idea if that is true or not, but it is as funny as hell...

Canadian forces meal packs did USED to contain maple syrup packets. And cigarettes.

Now it's fucking Chicklets & Frank's Red Hot...
I blame Millenials.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I remember the cigarettes and the peanut butter.



I never smoked, but the peanut butter was the best way to heat up the coffee...


I would trade the cigs for PB all day long.