Rob_Royale
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A man in an overcoat walks into a pharmacy. He waits in line and when he gets to the counter he tells the woman there that he like to speak to the pharmacist.
She says, "Sir, I am the pharmacist."
Chagrined, he lowers his voice. "I'd like to speak to a male pharmacist, please."
The woman smiles and says, "Sir, my sister and I own this pharmacy together and I'd consider it a personal favor if you would share with me anything you would share with a male pharmacist."
The man signs and says, "Alright," and opens his coat, revealing his very erect cock. "It's been like this for two days and doesn't go down no matter how much I masturbate. Is there anything you can give me for it?"
The pharmacist looks down and then back at the man. "Excuse me, sir. Let me confer with my sister."
The woman returns after a few minutes and says. "We can give you five thousand in cash and a ten percent interest in the store."
An old Buddy Hackett bit as I recall. It might make for a fun story.
She says, "Sir, I am the pharmacist."
Chagrined, he lowers his voice. "I'd like to speak to a male pharmacist, please."
The woman smiles and says, "Sir, my sister and I own this pharmacy together and I'd consider it a personal favor if you would share with me anything you would share with a male pharmacist."
The man signs and says, "Alright," and opens his coat, revealing his very erect cock. "It's been like this for two days and doesn't go down no matter how much I masturbate. Is there anything you can give me for it?"
The pharmacist looks down and then back at the man. "Excuse me, sir. Let me confer with my sister."
The woman returns after a few minutes and says. "We can give you five thousand in cash and a ten percent interest in the store."
An old Buddy Hackett bit as I recall. It might make for a fun story.