Barbies suck rotten eggs

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

*HUGE GASP*

I suck very well, thanks.

 

[koalabear]

I agree!

besides she has no nipples.........

 

[Siren]

how many rotten eggs can you suck at one time?

 

[Raina]

Here you go Siren, this might make you feel better about Barbie...

http://members.aye.net/~jackgrey/barbie_willendorf.gif

 

[Siren]

Re: I agree!

 

[Siren]

Hahaha

 

[Samuari]

Drat!

I was looking for something cool like Trailer Park Barbie, or Presidental Intern Barbie, or Terorist Barbie. *shaking my head*

 

[Raina]

Re: Hahaha

She looks like a Barbie made outta poop.

Damn, then I think I posted her on the wrong thread...wasn't there one for that earlier? LOL

 

[Siren]

OMG Samuari

 

[*~sekzee1~*]

Re: Re: I agree!

and no pussy either.

So I wanna know, how come men worship the Barbie image if she aint got no tits or asshole or pussy
and her mouth dont open?

men wrship Barbie?? if thats the case...OMG i dont even want to think about Ken....lol

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'll have you know that being 7'3", 38-18-38, having ankles too skinny to support me, not being able to put my heal down on the ground, only being able to remove my make-up (along with my pupils) with nail polish remover, hair that doesn't grow coming out of big holes placed sparsely all around my empty, plastic head, being stuck with this shit-eating grin, not having full range of motion in any of my joints, having to drill a huge hole in my hand to wear a ring and more big holes in my head for earrings and not being able to eat isn't exactly the easiest life, you know.

 

[Siren]

Yep, men want women that look like Barbie

 

[metal_minx]

barbie also made me hate blondes

 

[glamorilla]

Barbie made me gay.

 

[Shaq]

I'll have you know that being 7'3", 38-18-38, having ankles too skinny to support me, not being able to put my heal down on the ground, only being able to remove my make-up (along with my pupils) with nail polish remover, hair that doesn't grow coming out of big holes placed sparsely all around my empty, plastic head, being stuck with this shit-eating grin, not having full range of motion in any of my joints, having to drill a huge hole in my hand to wear a ring and more big holes in my head for earrings and not being able to eat isn't exactly the easiest life, you know.

Exactly....when are women going to realize the pains and hardships that accompany being so beautiful...

 

[*~sekzee1~*]

I'll have you know that being 7'3", 38-18-38, having ankles too skinny to support me, not being able to put my heal down on the ground, only being able to remove my make-up (along with my pupils) with nail polish remover, hair that doesn't grow coming out of big holes placed sparsely all around my empty, plastic head, being stuck with this shit-eating grin, not having full range of motion in any of my joints, having to drill a huge hole in my hand to wear a ring and more big holes in my head for earrings and not being able to eat isn't exactly the easiest life, you know.

ROFLMAO....i near choked to death on my pretzel from reading this

 

[metal_minx]

I'll have you know that being 7'3", 38-18-38, having ankles too skinny to support me, not being able to put my heal down on the ground, only being able to remove my make-up (along with my pupils) with nail polish remover, hair that doesn't grow coming out of big holes placed sparsely all around my empty, plastic head, being stuck with this shit-eating grin, not having full range of motion in any of my joints, having to drill a huge hole in my hand to wear a ring and more big holes in my head for earrings and not being able to eat isn't exactly the easiest life, you know.

damn now i feel guilty for all the butcher haircuts i gave you and the times i pulled your head off and jammed it in the toilet

 

[metal_minx]

Barbie made me gay.

it wasnt ken?

 

[Raina]

well, I was looking for trailer trash barbie for Samuari and I found this...looks like a possible av for you PV.

http://images.andale.com/f2/115/106/3847750/1021514967579_Delia2.JPG

You should see the things people do to Barbies and then try to sell them on E-bay!!

 

[red_rose]

PV.... you slay me. Constantly. Consistently. OUCH... my tummy hurts from laughing so hard!!



Hey glam. Don't fuckin' lie.

KEN made you gay.

 

[Siren]

Oh Boo Hoo Private Vasquez

 

[Private Vasquez]

and no sex, either! Ken is useless!!

But on the plus side, I do have lots of nice, pink cars, tons of clothes, I've been everything from a McDonald's employee to an astronaut, I've got illigitemate kids that I don't have to claim (she's my little sister *wink*), I never age or gain weight...and I'm the reason that glamorilla is so cool.

You can't beat that!

 

[red_rose]

it wasnt ken?

damn, damn, damn...!

I posted too slowly.

Good call, mm.

 

[Siren]

Glam