Ban the person above you part 6

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for tying shoe laces together!

Banned for putting that bucket of water above the door in retaliation

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for putting that bucket of water above the door in retaliation

Banned for giving me ideas!

 

[Spurtulator]

Banned for giving me ideas!

Banned for having ideas.

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for making me think of the no-eyed-deer joke.

 

[Spurtulator]

Banned for making me think of the no-eyed-deer joke.

I have no-eye-deer what you are talking about.

Banned for overuse of dad jokes

 

[Jodaily]

Banned for using really really bad jokes.

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for using really really bad jokes.

Banned for thinking this is a joking matter.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for thinking this is a joking matter.

Banned for taking it too seriously

 

[DirtyBamaDaddy69]

Banned for taking it too seriously

Banned for not taking it seriously.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for not taking it seriously.

Banned for talking to his Nick Saban plate twice this year already.

 

[Jodaily]

Banned for talking to his Nick Saban plate twice this year already.

Banned for wanking on the bushes. HOA couldn’t figure out why all the honeysuckle bushes kept dying.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for wanking on the bushes. HOA couldn’t figure out why all the honeysuckle bushes kept dying.

Banned for making the HOA dictate that all houses must be painted bright green for the holidays

 

[BrattyPrincess00]

Banned for making the HOA dictate that all houses must be painted bright green for the holidays

Banned for stealing all of the bright green paint from the neighbors’ houses and getting them in trouble with the HOA. They don’t understand what you’ve done with all of their cans of paint

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for only painting a house green

 

[Jodaily]

Banned for stealing all of the bright green paint from the neighbors’ houses and getting them in trouble with the HOA. They don’t understand what you’ve done with all of their cans of paint

Banned for being jealous of @cheekygirl75 ‘s bright green basement

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for being jealous of @cheekygirl75 ‘s bright green basement

Banned for organising secret parties in the basement.

 

[BrattyPrincess00]

Banned for organising secret parties in the basement.

Banned for snitching on the secret parties!

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for snitching on the secret parties!

Banned for providing the invites to said parties, which also included: don’t tell the laundry guy!

 

[Jodaily]

Banned for trying to crash the secret parties.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for trying to crash the secret parties.

Banned for not providing enough wine at the parties. Not everyone likes beer!

 

[Jodaily]

Banned for not bringing the whiskey.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Banned for not inviting me

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for skimping on the nibbles

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for eating like a gerbil

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for not putting enough sawdust down for me