Balding, out of shape, flabby, clueless, unemployed guys you want to fuck anyway.

Shy Tall Guy

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List them here.


There Zam, if you want to make a point, make it at your own expense as I do. :rolleyes:
 
Shy Tall Guy said:
List them here.
Well, I guess since no one listed anybody, much less listed me :eek: , I guess my point was made, or was I being too obtuse (or just too stupid)?
 
Bah.

STG.. you are an attractive, intelligent, amusing guy.. I don't know were you get this out of shape, flabby, clueless crap.

Under other circumstances... I'd do ya ;)
 
LOL :D

I make fun of myself all the time!

Opie Cunningham...

My AV says it all...I'm no Greek God! LOL...it's all tongue in cheek.
 
lickerish said:
Bah.

STG.. you are an attractive, intelligent, amusing guy.. I don't know were you get this out of shape, flabby, clueless crap.
Well, I was making fun of myself, but you wouldn't think I was so attractive if you saw me nude :eek:

Sure I would like to have six pack abs, nice pecs, etc. - but I would rather spend time developing my mind than my body - besides exercise is boring and I am too lazy :eek:

Under other circumstances... I'd do ya ;)
Under any circumstances I'd do you babe, but I am afraid Juspar would beat me to a bloody pulp! :eek: ;)
 
Zamdrist said:
LOL :D

I make fun of myself all the time!

Opie Cunningham...

My AV says it all...I'm no Greek God! LOL...it's all tongue in cheek.
At least you are not balding! :D
 
Shy Tall Guy said:
At least you are not balding! :D

Actually my eyebrows are so very light in color, it makes me look like I have a higher forehead than I really do. Something I wish I could change. But, I can't come into work someday with darker eyebrows...lol, that would be too obvious! :D
 
Zamdrist said:
Actually my eyebrows are so very light in color, it makes me look like I have a higher forehead than I really do. Something I wish I could change. But, I can't come into work someday with darker eyebrows...lol, that would be too obvious! :D
Well at least you don't have my forehead - it goes all the way back the crown of my head, and then some! :eek: :eek:
 
Well, I was making fun of myself, but you wouldn't think I was so attractive if you saw me nude.

Sure I would like to have six pack abs, nice pecs, etc. - but I would rather spend time developing my mind than my body - besides exercise is boring and I am too lazy

You have a cam.. I have an email address. ;)

Actually, I'd rather have a 'real' body, rather than the perfect 6 pack, hard pecs, etc... it seems kinda fake, for some reason, to me.

Not all exercise is boring ;) ask Juspar :D

Under any circumstances I'd do you babe, but I am afraid Juspar would beat me to a bloody pulp! :eek: ;)

:D


Well at least you don't have my forehead - it goes all the way back the crown of my head, and then some! :eek: :eek:

Well I think it looks good on you. Ya know, you could shave all your head and make it look like you do it on purpose. :p My uncle does that.
 
Let's see, i order to get fucked, things I need to change:

Balding - Rogaine

Out of shape, flabby - Exercise, if they only had sexercises, then maybe I could stick to a program!

Clueless - Well, I didn't really care for that game, but I guess I could buy it.

Unemployed - I am employed, at least.

Guy - <Checking unders> Yup

Why is it so damn hard?!
 
lickerish said:


You have a cam.. I have an email address. ;)
Umm - not gonna happen - just take a look at Zam's Av and add a little more weight and flabbiness (sorry Zam).

Not all exercise is boring ;) ask Juspar :D
Well, I have a hell of a right hand grip, but that is about the only interesting exercise I can engage in right now - no partners to uhhh, spot for me, yeah spot for me. :eek:

Well I think it looks good on you. Ya know, you could shave all your head and make it look like you do it on purpose. :p My uncle does that.
I don't think it would look good on me - when I was a kid we had butch cuts and I hated them. In boot camp they basically shaved my head and I didn't like that either - I will just wear a cap. :eek:
 
I'd do ya.. :)

but you are afraid of my balding, out of shape, flabby, clueless, employed boyfriend... ;)
 
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