Bald headed fuckers..

[duranman]

Do you girls fancy baldies? And you baldies, does it bother you? Have you contemplated a transplant? Or do you wear a syrup (cockney for wig)? Even smothered your head with caffeine liquid oh so ubiquitous in advertising? Or don't you give a fuck? And when did you lose it? Because of the testosterone influence has it affected you sexually? There IS one cure as I'm sure you all know....

 

[Que]

At closing time this morning a slightly zoftig, busty girl told me that she is really into bald....Mexicans.

I told her I tan really well.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Bald doesn't bother me. Don't color my hair, either.

 

[Aphro]

If you're bald, own it. Shave your head down to the wood if you like, but for the love of lord, please, no artistic combovers.

I had to take my car in for oil change and a tire rotation on Thursday. The guy who was there had a most interesting 'do. He was bald, with a tonsure of hair on the outside. Most of the hair was short, but, he had grown out the top layer all around the ring of hair, and all of it was combed towards the centre. It met on the top of his head and because his hair was a bit wavy, it looked a bit like the curl of a soft ice cream cone at the apex. He had it shellaced down with what might have been varithane. It looked bizarre and in no way hid the fact he was bald.

 

[subdued_passion]

Do you girls fancy baldies? And you baldies, does it bother you? Have you contemplated a transplant? Or do you wear a syrup (cockney for wig)? Even smothered your head with caffeine liquid oh so ubiquitous in advertising? Or don't you give a fuck? And when did you lose it? Because of the testosterone influence has it affected you sexually? There IS one cure as I'm sure you all know....

Stop wearing the syrup and show off that bald pate. Who knows, if you don't open your mouth, some guy may even rub it for good luck.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm not so attractive Rob Lowe...





You know, the one who looks a lot like Dwight Yoakam...

 

[RedAllan]

Do you girls fancy baldies? And you baldies, does it bother you? Have you contemplated a transplant? Or do you wear a syrup (cockney for wig)? Even smothered your head with caffeine liquid oh so ubiquitous in advertising? Or don't you give a fuck? And when did you lose it? Because of the testosterone influence has it affected you sexually? There IS one cure as I'm sure you all know....

The "cure" you're thinking of only gives you hairy palms, so they say. (Who exactly are they?)

 

[Que]

I have been, as late, pondering the benefits of celibacy. If I choose to retain my virile, bald look but decide to no longer be a "fucker" should I still post my thoughts on my reflective pate here? Or should I wait for the "Bald headed asexuals" thread?

 

[Fata Morgana]

You must have missed my Telly Savalas thread the other day then?

 

[marshalt]

I started shaving my head about a year and a half ago.

Best decision ever. I don't have to pay for shampoo. I don't have to waste time combing it. I just run the clippers over it every 2 weeks or so.