Bad things to scream at the point of climax

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Bad things to scream at the point of climax

Donald Trump makes a fool of himself pretty much all the time.

Everyone has made a fool of themselves at some time or other. For some, looking foolish in public is the worst possible thing they can imagine. But others of us know from bitter experience that the worst time to look a fool is in the bedroom.

It's worse if you're already famous. Then, whatever you say in the bedroom is much more likely to become public.

This month, we look at some of the worst things famous people can scream at the point of climax.

Britney Spears – Oops… you did it again!
The Pope – Actually, I don’t think I should be doing this.
George W. Bush – Whaddya mean "premature", Laura? That was a pre-emptive strike.
Donald Rumsfeld – Deploy troops!
John Howard – I’m sorry.
George Lucas – Feel the power of the force.
George Lucas’ wife – If that was episode 1, it was pretty disappointing.
Michael Jackson – So where do you go to school again?
Ian McKellan – I am the Lord of the Rings!
Elvis – Elvises have left the building.
Jesus Christ – Oh me!
Kevin Bacon – Zero degrees of separation… Six inches of Kevin Bacon.
Donald Trump – You’re fired.
Warren Buffet – Share price peaking.
Paris Hilton – Is that camera still running?
Neil Armstrong – 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… Blast off!
Bart Cummins – They’re off and racing!
Mark Schumacher – Schumacher is first again.
Shane Warne – {via text message} thx!
Michael Jordan – Jordan scores, he shoots!
Michael Jordan’s wife – Just do it.


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Add YOURS !!!!
 
Homer Simpson - D'oh!
William Shatner - Boldly went where no man has gone before
 
Harrowborg said:
Homer Simpson - D'oh!
William Shatner - Boldly went where no man has gone before


What I say after sex : "That was awesome. I love you, babe."

What my SO says after sex : " You're the best fuck I've ever had !"

I still love my Frat boy.
 
lol...you should tell him he's nothin' but a cardio workout. You only ride him cos it's less boring than the bike.


naah. Actually that'd be just mean :D
 
HMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm

How about.................."oh my DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"

I hope my dyslexic friends see the humor in this, it is a joke NOT an insult!
 
mc253 said:
How about.................."oh my DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"

I hope my dyslexic friends see the humor in this, it is a joke NOT an insult!


You're a funny guy.
 
I try

:D

Hoping more folks add to this as it definitely has potential..........
 
Quagmire from Family Guy

"Hey, here's a question for you...Why are you still here?"
 
" Fuck, I'm good"

Followed by slapping your own ass while looking into the mirror, pouting and gnashing your teeth.
 
Here's a list of bad things The Rock could say.

"Finally...The Rock...has come back to... what's your name?"

"It doesn't matter what your name is!"

"Who in the blue hell are you?"

"Can you smell what The Rock is cooking!"

"Know your role!"
 
YANKEE DAN said:
Here's a list of bad things The Rock could say.

"Finally...The Rock...has come back to... what's your name?"

"It doesn't matter what your name is!"

"Who in the blue hell are you?"

"Can you smell what The Rock is cooking!"

"Know your role!"


My BF is a fan of Marvel Comics's Wolverine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(comics) and one time, after sex, he said that classic line : " I'm the best there is at what I do." Well, it was well-deserved. He's a spectacular lover. My only thing with him is that he insists on showering after we've had sex, which I don't understand.
 
Some people don't like being sweaty.

Jack Nicholson, most of these are actual quotes, some modded a little.

“There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.”

“We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.”

“I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.”

"Do I ice her? Do I marry her?"

"I want you to hold it between your knees."
 
Hehehe

In no particular order:

"I'm sorry, you are...?"

"SEGA!"

"Where'd the condom go?"

"Woooooooo, mommy!"
 
Jackotheshadows said:

LOL oh my ha ha ha :)

PredatorSmile: what, your boyfriend has said that ?

Well Wolverine is also one of my favorite Marvel characters, but I wouldn´t say that, even if my life depended on that, in an orgasm. Sorry :)
 
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Wolfman1982 said:
LOL oh my ha ha ha :)

PredatorSmile: what, your boyfriend has said that ?

Well Wolverine is also one of my favorite Marvel characters, but I wouldn´t say that, even if my life depended on that, in an orgasm. Sorry :)


LOL ! I know what you mean....still....now that I look back on it...far from being offended, I found it funny.
 
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