Bad Taste

[KillerMuffin]

that would explain why I was laboring under the impression that Alexander Tzara was a girl. How silly of me. (just kidding sweetness)


I wonder...

If one licked Roger, would he taste like ginger?

 

[Whispersecret]

At the risk of being flamed I think everyone missed an IMPORTANT part of the original post

No one can flame you if you hide behind a guest name.

WE--the ones who post under our usual handles--are the ones who risk getting flamed, being disliked for our opinions, having our stories voted down out of spite.

You, spineless one, risk NOTHING.

 

[Guest]

If one licked Roger, would he taste like ginger?

Haha. Naughty Killer, do you mean you think I'm Gingersnap too or that her flavour has drifted across the Atlantic - lust by osmosis?

 

[April]

Hmm, I vote for lust by osmosis! Sounds perfectly lovely to me.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Osmosis of course.

 

[Deborah]

Hey SHUT UP ALREADY and SHUT UP AGAIN, you didn't get the fucking joke, so the jokes on you! Look up, look down, look at my thumb.

The Roger no doubt saw the joke coming from a mile away and I bet he wet his Scottish kilt, right Rachel? OK, so most of the time nobody gets my jokes but me, but once in a while someone else catches on.

Speaking of a catch, no Merry Go Round, it wasn't "Internet Boyfriend" and I will give you a clue ...

Do you like fish?

And R Nitelight, regarding your snide bastard suggestion for my title when I get to 1,000 posts in about 48, you can choose mine if I can choose yours when you get to 5,000. You only need, what, around 400 more? Now why would I even think you'll get to 5,000 before I get to 1,000? How about it, 'eh, you pick mine and I'll pick yours. Why don't you go ask your bud Ambrosious for his "opinion" on the matter and start about 100 threads on the subject?

 

[jcgirl]

This thread has definitly gone to hell in a hatbox. What ya say we flush it, where it belongs? And start over?

Good Evening Everyone!nice to see you all...HUGS FOR EVERYONE!

 

[Guest]

Hmm, I vote for lust by osmosis! Sounds perfectly lovely to me.

It certainly brings a smile to my face, April. And, until myself and the Snapster finally meet we have to use all that science can offer us. LOL.

You, spineless one, risk NOTHING.

Just noticed that there WS. What an excellent line. I've just tried it out in my Darth Vader voice (the ultimate road test for cutting one-liners) and it's chilling! Can I borrow it for a few days?

You, spineless one, risk NOTHING.

 

[Guest]

Well, Deborah, how about a couple more clues? Please respond to the following inquiries ...

1. If the fish were biting, did you bite them back?

2. Did you use a "spinner" like Ambrosious or Playground Director for bait? What about a Nitelight? Or is that a Glow Worm? No matter, it's just fish, once you get past the smell you got it licked.

3. Is there a hole in your story?

Hey, here's my new poem I just submitted ...

*******
Interlude to Fish

Roy Rainbow, Roy Rainbow, running through the brook.
Roy Rainbow, Roy Rainbow, likes to bite the hook.

*******

If I only knew where Ambrosious sells this shit.

 

[Whispersecret]

You, spineless one, risk NOTHING.

Just noticed that there WS. What an excellent line. I've just tried it out in my Darth Vader voice (the ultimate road test for cutting one-liners) and it's chilling! Can I borrow it for a few days?

You, spineless one, risk NOTHING.

Abso-fuckin-lutely, Roger, baby. If you make any money off it, I get a percentage. I'm doin' my best to make some dough off my writing.

 

[Madame Pandora]

You, spineless one, risk NOTHING.

(In best William Shatner voice...) "must...fight...smartass...reply...cannot...woof...must resist..."

Fuck it.

Whisper, dearest, is "spineless" namecalling?

ROFLMAO...okay, I know....pot...kettle, I'm black.

Couldn't resist ;-)

Arf

MP

 

[Guest]

Well, Deborah, how about a couple more clues? Please respond to the following inquiries ...

1. If the fish were biting, did you bite them back?

....

Hey, Merry Go Round, you forgot to title your post 'RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN!!!'.

 

[Guest]

Hey, Dvora - not fair! You didn't dumb down as much as me.

 

[Guest]

Aha! FINALLY!

998 posts. Only one more and I can retire to the country with Gingersnap. Did anyone notice her leaving us on the Handful Of Ass strand?

 

[Deborah]

Hey Roger, I dumbed down as best I could. Please remember I had a lot further to go to get to dumb than you did.

BTW, I got some very interesting feedback on that story and 150 votes in the first day, although the rating wasn't all that high. An anonymous feedback e-mail I received yesterday sums up why the rating wasn't that high ...

"The story was going great, an excellent tale of mutual seduction. It all fell apart for me at the end, when you skipped lightly over the fuck scenes - these could have been expanded on considerably to get a better story."

Exactly. I did that intentionally and for a very good reason. WHY? C'mon people, think. Just might be similar to the reason why I write "dark" stories.

Incidentally, the story is "Honey Hole" by JayneMarie. Now I'd like somebody to tell me they had a fucking clue that was me unless I gave them one.

Speaking of holes, Ambrosious dug himself into one on this thread because he tried to pass off his PERCEPTION as FACT. Perceptions are funny things. Much of the time they are misperceptions.

 

[Ambrosious]

Notice the words, "I think". Notice also that I am asking for other opinions on the matter. Notice, I used the description "sour" for people, not "dark". "Dark" was referring to the stories.

It keeps going, and going, and going...

I just read a few of the poems and stories done by people I know from the board. I discovered something, I think. The fun loving people here tell a great story with lots of description and good time sexual fun. The sour ones here tell dark stories with poor descriptions and poorly concieved plots centering around hatred and forcible sex, rape, pain, and humiliation.

Has anyone else ever associated a board persona to an author's persona? What did you discover?

 

[jcgirl]

Shit! We have to start noticing things now?

No one forwarded that memo to me!

damn, just freaking damn....

 

[alexander tzara]

Hey Roger, I dumbed down as best I could. Please remember I had a lot further to go to get to dumb than you did.

Hahaha. You're right - Roger Dimian's a bit of a dummy, Dvora, but you've got to admit the poor kid's got a heart of gold. (BTW, he's only got one more post left to do - he's on 998 - and he's saving it for a rainy day.)

BTW, I got some very interesting feedback on that story and 150 votes in the first day, although the rating wasn't all that high.

Yup, my dummed-down dollar grabber got 78 votes the first day, at least 7-times more than any of my other ones have. It was probably the title that did it (imagine a porno version of a Barbara Streisand film).

Sorry, Ambrosious, I know it's a tough one to take but we stopped talking about you pages ago.

 

[Ambrosious]

Sorry, Ambrosious, I know it's a tough one to take but we stopped talking about you pages ago.

Do you even read the posts? Page 7, last post. If you are going to make snide comment out of the side of your mouth, at least make them relevant.

 

[alexander tzara]

Exactly. I did that intentionally and for a very good reason. WHY? C'mon people, think. Just might be similar to the reason why I write "dark" stories.

Yup, there it is, sure enough. You're quite right, Ambrosious. Still, it gave me an empowering sense of righteous indignation for a minute or two there that was quite exhilarating.

 

[Ambrosious]