Bad Sexual Habits

[PredatorSmile]

Does your guy/girl have any BAD habits in the bedroom ? They do something you REALLY wish they wouldn't ?


This reminds me of a naughty thing I did two weekends ago. My boyfriend was in bed and his cellphone rang. I was giving him a blowjob and implored him (with my eyes, my mouth was busy) not to answer. He picked up anyway and started talking to one of his teammates about summer training, with me right there !!! He didn't seem in a hurry to hang up either. I was frustrated, which is probably something that should worry someone when their dick is in someone else's mouth. I slid my finger into my bf's ass and he dropped the phone promptly !!! I gently let go of his cock and wagged my finger at him. No phonecalls in the bedroom, mister.


Out of ALL of his habits, answering the phone during sex is the one I HATE the most.


How about you ?

 

[CuriousNiceGuy]

Well I havent had sex yet or any weird happenings during playing with each other, but I'm pretty sure it would annoy me to no end if my b/f or g/f talked on the phone when i was busy down there...

Btw, nice reaction XD
Lol I'll remember to slide my finger in his/her ass if this kind of situation appears

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

Had a gf once that exhaled loudly with EVERY thrust.... I mean EVERY thrust. After a while, it did get on my nerves.

 

[Harrowborg]

Talking,
yeah i know at times talking helps, makes it more intense yadda yadda, but there are times when you just want raw, primitive sex, to loose yourself in the moment and when he/she talks calmly, just ruins the moment.

 

[double_X]

Errr this is something I seem to do during sex, mainly after being out clubbing, had few drinks etc etc. Well when I'm on top I see to always need to burp at some point during sex. In my defence I do stop, turn my head away and apologise but I always get a cheeky 'eewww' or sarky 'sexy' from my partner. Its annoying, not like I can help it.. lol
At least I dont fart in bed like some people Ive fucked...two girls spring to mind actually!

 

[double_X]

Talking,
yeah i know at times talking helps, makes it more intense yadda yadda, but there are times when you just want raw, primitive sex, to loose yourself in the moment and when he/she talks calmly, just ruins the moment.

Yeh thats another good point matey! Fecking hate that..

 

[BlackKing2099]

My last boyfriend had the same thing. After sucking me off, he'd hold my dick and make "polite conversation". THAT was a mood killer. My current girlfriend farts during sex, that's her only bad habit.

 

[littlesquirt]

my ex wife would call while I was having sex...that was annoying!

 

[timenabtl]

my ex wife would call while I was having sex...that was annoying!

More annoying... when your current spouse calls while you are having sex with someone else!

 

[Guest]

Does your guy/girl have any BAD habits in the bedroom ? They do something you REALLY wish they wouldn't ?


This reminds me of a naughty thing I did two weekends ago. My boyfriend was in bed and his cellphone rang. I was giving him a blowjob and implored him (with my eyes, my mouth was busy) not to answer. He picked up anyway and started talking to one of his teammates about summer training, with me right there !!! He didn't seem in a hurry to hang up either. I was frustrated, which is probably something that should worry someone when their dick is in someone else's mouth. I slid my finger into my bf's ass and he dropped the phone promptly !!! I gently let go of his cock and wagged my finger at him. No phonecalls in the bedroom, mister.


Out of ALL of his habits, answering the phone during sex is the one I HATE the most.


How about you ?

My husband did that ONCE in the early days of our relationship.

ONCE. I said if he ever did it again, I wouldn't marry him. That's what answering machine are for.

I annoy him because I ask too many questions when we are trying something new. He's explained that he simply doesn't have the blood supply necessary to have a hardon AND think in full sentences, so I save my desire to know (beyond the simple "yes/no" and "More/less") for later

 

[PredatorSmile]

My husband did that ONCE in the early days of our relationship.

ONCE. I said if he ever did it again, I wouldn't marry him. That's what answering machine are for.

I annoy him because I ask too many questions when we are trying something new. He's explained that he simply doesn't have the blood supply necessary to have a hardon AND think in full sentences, so I save my desire to know (beyond the simple "yes/no" and "More/less") for later

My guy has a thing for cowboys. yeah, he's bi. He likes it when I dress up like Calamity Jane or something. I don't mind, or at least, I didn't use to but he acts like he's Max Hardcore in the bedroom with me. I HATE that !!! I am very kinky girl and open-minded about sex. I'll try anything once. I'm even willing to have a threesome with him and another bisexual dude. But I hate it when he acts like that sleazy pornstar whom he seems to worship !!!

 

[KinkyDaisy]

Ohhhh littlesquirt .. a Green Jello fetish?? Cant be! I thought i was the only one.

I have this habit of sometimes going off into my own little world when im deeply involved in a sex act. Makes my guy crazy.

 

[Missouribiguy]

My guy has a thing for cowboys. yeah, he's bi. He likes it when I dress up like Calamity Jane or something. I don't mind, or at least, I didn't use to but he acts like he's Max Hardcore in the bedroom with me. I HATE that !!! I am very kinky girl and open-minded about sex. I'll try anything once. I'm even willing to have a threesome with him and another bisexual dude. But I hate it when he acts like that sleazy pornstar whom he seems to worship !!!

Ewww...Max Hardcore! I consider that jackass a rapist and a scumbag.

Have you told him that you don't like Mr. Hardcore?

 

[PredatorSmile]

Ewww...Max Hardcore! I consider that jackass a rapist and a scumbag.

Have you told him that you don't like Mr. Hardcore?

He's got a poster of Max Hardcore in his bedroom....need I say more ? I don't mind rough sex and I like anal but why the degradation ? I dont like seeing women degrade men in those "Boss Bitches" videos, which makes my boyfriend wince. We enjoy watching everything from hetero to bisexual and gay DVDs together but his fascination with this guy is starting to get on my nerves. He gets his ideas from that site !!!! He openly told me so recently and I looked at him, horrified ! He was not kidding ! It got me so worked up that I needed a drink.

 

[jacintexas]

Talking,
yeah i know at times talking helps, makes it more intense yadda yadda, but there are times when you just want raw, primitive sex, to loose yourself in the moment and when he/she talks calmly, just ruins the moment.

Exactly.. it's not the time I want to hear about how the day or week went..

 

[Samuelx]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned their significant other saying someone else's name during sex ! It's usually at the top of the list !!!!

 

[Guest]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned their significant other saying someone else's name during sex ! It's usually at the top of the list !!!!

That would mean I was listening. If things are going well, I'm not really able to understand English -- or Swahili or any other language, for that matter

If things ain't going so wonderfully and someone else's name gets called out, THEN I'd notice, and I might be upset -- and probably not about the name so much.

 

[YANKEE DAN]

My former bf was always playing with my cock while I rode him. It's odd to tell somebody, "Don't touch me!" in bed but he would always make me come way to fast so I couldn't prolong my bouncing. (It's not easy for me to keep riding when I've just orgasmed)

 

[Guest]

My former bf was always playing with my cock while I rode him. It's odd to tell somebody, "Don't touch me!" in bed but he would always make me come way to fast so I couldn't prolong my bouncing. (It's not easy for me to keep riding when I've just orgasmed)

Thus were handcuffs, silk ties, and ropes invented

 

[limplizzard]

I was blowing a guy when he started singing I can't get no satisfaction, I bit down and left.

 

[Programmer Cat]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned their significant other saying someone else's name during sex ! It's usually at the top of the list !!!!

Yeah, it's annoying when my wife yells, "Oh, God!" when I'm doing her.

 

[bi_asian_guy]

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[bi_asian_guy]

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[PredatorSmile]

Obviously I'm not like your bf because getting your finger up my ass would ENCOURAGE me to keep answering the phone while you gave me a bj, in the hope that you would begin using more fingers and then spontaneously penetrate me with that handy strapon you keep around the house. ;-)

LOL ! Bi Asian Guy, you're funny ! My bf doesn't want to be anally penetrated, at least not by a woman with a dildo. He likes transsexuals, though, especially Vanity. Sticking fingers into him got his attention real quick. It's my hope that someday he'll come around and well, open up, lol.

 

[Chicklet]

I had a female lover who, as we discovered quickly, was seriously into anal sex. I was more than glad to oblige. Often while I was pumping her anally she would be on her hands and knees, so I would reach around and start stimulating her clitoris. Normally she loves that (well, who doesn't!) but not while she was getting it up the ass! She would simply reach back, grab my hand, and move it away. I guess she found it distracting enough that she couldn't concentrate on the sensation of being plowed up the butt. Eventually I took the hint, and stopped the manual stimulation, and we both got back to the main business.

Which is all to ask: why did your former bf not get the hint?

I also hate having my clit stimulated by a guy during anal, or vaginal, sex. They're just too clumsy, they don't have the magic touch I have with myself

I actually don't like when the guy pulls all the way out and pushes back in over and over - the friction dries me up and makes it painful.

My current partner only gives me one complaint... he likes to push me down on his cock until I choke and sputter, with saliva and tears dripping down my face... I can dig it, I like it occasionally, but it puts a damper on my cock-sucking abilities. But, given the specifics of our relationship, I'm not going to complain too much