Bad Sex in Fiction Awards!

[KillerMuffin]

It's a coveted British prize, apparently.

Have a go at it, as that freak the Croc Hunter says when he picks up one of those pit viper critters.

http://www.literature-awards.com/bookawards/bad_sex_in_fiction_award.htm

And we thought some of the stuff on the site was bad. We should all aspire... NOT!

Thank you Sam, for the heads up.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

The first one is soooooo bad....Aiwa!

 

[Ravenswing]

As someone writing in Britain, I think I can safely say that I don't covet this one at all.