Bad Random Life Tips.

[mnbreastluver]

If a cop suspects you of smoking weed just reply you smelt if you dealt it.

 

[stickygirl]

Add potable glycol to your drinking water to stop it freezing - around 1:20 for temps down to -5c; 1:10 for -10c; 1:1 for -20c

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you have a bad cough take a laxative then you’ll be afraid to cough.

 

[HotBrand]

If on a plane the captain shouts 'Brace brace brace' any dentists are required to volunteer their services

You are better than a set of sit ups for my abs. I keep doubling over with laughter at your posts!

 

[HotBrand]

Refuse to pay taxes on ethical grounds. That'll show YOU, Government!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Eat ghost peppers to stay warm.

 

[sally_sparrow]

If your ice cream is too hard to scoop, microwave a spoon for 30 seconds to warm it up and it will scoop perfectly.

 

[HotBrand]

Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for an hour.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[mnbreastluver]

No ice for drinks? Use frozen vegetables.

 

[stickygirl]

Put the lives of others first. If you're under fire put their life before yours every time

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you see a bear and don’t have time to run away, hug it. Bears cannot scratch their stomachs.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You don’t need to wear a condom if you drink a lot of Mountain Dew.

 

[mnbreastluver]

No flashlight on your phone? Take a photo of the sun, and use it in the dark.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Just drill a hole in the bottom of your new iPhone for a head phone jack

 

[stickygirl]

Set your iphone to 2022 and you can check out the news next year

(hint: Biden gets inaugurated - I looked already)

 

[stickygirl]

You are not charged for electricity to runs to Ground/Earth. If you rewire your outlet plugs you'll never pay for electricity again

 

[Paul_Chance]

Remember, it's not against the law if you don't get caught.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you did something you’ll regret in the morning just sleep in till the afternoon.

 

[stickygirl]

Covid alert - it's ok to talk to someone 3 feet away if you then stand 9 feet away from the next person

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you get a bug in your ear just pour urine in it to get it out.

 

[NoUseForAnyName]

If you are unsure if your Lit profile is well written, send the link to all of your coworkers to get their opinion.

 

[stickygirl]

There are left and right handed people and left and right handed testicles. Makes you think which side you want your kids to come from huh?

 

[LittleSammie]

If the effects last longer than expected, take more and see how long you can make it last!

 

[vidiman]

Buying 'bat' from a Chinese market is a cultural thing to do....

 

[mnbreastluver]

Not sure who should pay the tab on a first date? Just jump up and run away.