Bad Random Life Tips.

[mnbreastluver]

A fake mustache can really help you look more dignified during job interviews or first dates.

 

[base10]

Why should I care about science

 

[stickygirl]

If the batteries have died in your vibrator, use your housemates rechargeable toothbrush

 

[Lastingimpressions]

If you owe money to the IRS this year, don’t bother paying it. They’re much too busy cutting checks to pay attention to those who owe.

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Why should I care about science

This actually hurt to read.

Everyone is stuck at home so you don't even have to get dressed to go to the store!

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Got chilly hands? Just pop a couple of used tea bags in your pockets and your fingers will be warmed in no time!

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you want something you can’t afford, simply start a “go fund me” or whatever claiming your raising money for some fake needy person or whatever bs you can think of.

 

[stickygirl]

Got a kink about medical equipment? Lick some doorhandles and you'll soon be treated to all the sexy plastic kit you could wish for

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you have a child, put some money in the bank every month until he/she turns 18 and, once they turn 18, let them pay for college while you take an amazing vacation.

 

[blulilacgrl]

If you have a child, put some money in the bank every month until he/she turns 18 and, once they turn 18, let them pay for college while you take an amazing vacation.

Wait....are you saying we aren't supposed to do this??

 

[stickygirl]

If you're struggling with the stress of living with your extended family, it may be worth an auntybody test. Why not, if she's game?

 

[Mrtenant]

eyeroll for above*


Getting a blowjob on a roller coaster is safe, fun, and exciting. Go for it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Scratch off the expiration date to make your food last forever.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Save on water while at home, stop showering and brushing teeth while helping to enforce the 6 foot rule.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Bleach your red meat to turn it into healthier white meat

 

[stickygirl]

Only a man would put a rear view mirror off to one side. Having it moved in front of your head will make applying eyeliner a cinch in traffic.

 

[Holding_myown]

The best way to overcome your fear of heights is try free climbing half way up the rock face

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you have trouble with boner just cut it off and no more boner.

 

[stickygirl]

If you don't have a face mask, draw one on your face and the coronavirus will leave you alone

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you don't have a face mask, just constantly breathe through a bong. The water will filter out the particulates and you can breathe safely!

 

[Holding_myown]

The best way to greet a dog you’re unfamiliar with but you recognize as an aggressive breed is to get on all fours and bark happy barks at them while shaking your bum like you’re wagging your tail

 

[mnbreastluver]

30% of car accidents are caused by drunk people. Meaning 70% are caused by sober people. Conclusion, its safer to drive drunk.

 

[stickygirl]

30% of car accidents are caused by drunk people. Meaning 70% are caused by sober people. Conclusion, its safer to drive drunk.

Good point. Most accidents happen within 5 miles of home, so it may be worth moving to safer area.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever hit a parked car by accident, just write "sorry" on the back and leave it on the windscreen.

 

[DarkSimian]

Lonely? Donate to a charity, and the telemarketers will never leave you alone