Bad Random Life Tips.

[kurrginatorX]

Ladies, the next time your SO tries to convince you of the "joys of anal sex," place an ad for someone with a huge cock to fuck him in the ass. He'll thank you over and over again.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Ladies, the next time your SO tries to convince you of the "joys of anal sex," place an ad for someone with a huge cock to fuck him in the ass. He'll thank you over and over again.

One could aptly debate the pros and cons therein...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Milk’s expiration date doesn’t specify a year so if you keep it for 12 months it’s good to use again

 

[stickygirl]

Tired of applying kohl? Use a permanent marker in a colour of your choice and you're good for a month. Expert tip ~ Hydrocortisone will avoid any unwanted redness

 

[kurrginatorX]

Cheating on exams is an art. Do not stop till you've mastered it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you want pens but dont want to pay for them, have your friend run into a bank with a gun. While everybody is distracted, grab a few pens.

 

[LegendaryALT]

Follow the crowd

 

[stickygirl]

You not giving a good blow job unless you inflate his scrotum

 

[MsLead]

Friendship goals....reject everyone before they get a chance to reject you. You'll feel better!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Name your pet Boogers, so you can tell people you don’t eat boogers.

 

[stickygirl]

Finishing the bottle of wine today means you won't be tempted tomorrow

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sending a dick pic is aggressive and can be off-putting. Show your sensitive, vulnerable side by sending a balls pic instead.

 

[Plane_Guy]

When you're sitting in the exit row, don't tamper with the door while in flight.

 

[sally_sparrow]

1. Buy a 3D printer
2. Print a 3D printer
3. Return the 3D printer

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you're high on weed, dig yourself into a hole so you won't be high anymore.

 

[19jimbo99]

Follow the crowd

OMG best advice ever.. especially in a riot situation..

Feel down drink more whiskey....

 

[kurrginatorX]

1. Buy a 3D printer
2. Print a 3D printer
3. Return the 3D printer

^I love it!^

Little Susie and Johnny becoming obnoxious shits? Remind them that late-term abortion can be carried out.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you remove the expiration dates from the packages of products you purchase, the products will never expire. This way you can keep products for years without being worried about consuming expired food or medicine.

 

[stickygirl]

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away..' Get a restraining order on the doctor - why does he keep coming round anyway?

 

[kurrginatorX]

In every black church, people can jump amazingly high and turn flips when filled with the holy ghost, just like in The Blues Brothers.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Need some extra cash ? Tell your friends/family your doing something for charity then pocket the cash they give you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Looking for a conversation starter with that hot barista, tell her what cosmetic surgeries she should get to be hotter?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Embellish your resume with cartoon pornography clipart selections to really make it stand out and get noticed.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Did you give birth to conjoined twins and can't afford the operation to separate them? Simply bang them against the edge of the counter like how you'd break apart a twin-pop popsicle!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

torn back pocket on a pair of pants that left a hole? Just get a marker that matches and color your ass.