Bad Random Life Tips.

[DarkSimian]

Licking something to claim ownership is perfectly acceptable

 

[TTawhere]

Licking something to claim ownership is perfectly acceptable

Sometimes this is good advice.

Depends on _who_ you are licking and how.

 

[TheSilverLining]

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2088471&stc=1&d=1578165919

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hungry because you’re too depressed to buy groceries? Just masturbate and you’ll forget you’re hungry.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Animals mark their territory by urinating on objects, so your SO should have no problem with you urinating on him or her to mark yours.

 

[Mrtenant]

Don't like the food? Hurl it against the wall and demand something different.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Next time you're checking out at Walmart, lick the entire checkout counter and the PIN pad. After about 30 days when any infections have run their course you should be immune to a whole bunch of stuff.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Next time you're checking out at Walmart, lick the entire checkout counter and the PIN pad. After about 30 days when any infections have run their course you should be immune to a whole bunch of stuff.

Next time you're checking out at Walmart, lick the entire checkout counter and the PIN pad. After about 30 days when any infections have run their course you should be immune to a whole bunch of stuff.

It's perfectly fine for one to repost the same thing he or she has already posted on the same page of a thread.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It's perfectly fine for one to repost the same thing he or she has already posted on the same page of a thread.

sorry.

Save money this year on heating by giving yourself a fever or two and keeping warm this winter.

 

[kurrginatorX]

sorry.

Save money this year on heating by giving yourself a fever or two and keeping warm this winter.

(It gave me an easy Bad Random Life Tip, so no foul)

Stuff Ghost Peppers up your nose so you can be sent home early from work for snotting all over everything.

 

[mnbreastluver]

(It gave me an easy Bad Random Life Tip, so no foul)

Stuff Ghost Peppers up your nose so you can be sent home early from work for snotting all over everything.

Chop Ghost Peppers with your bare hands then masturbate for an added sensation.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Ladies! Can’t afford a boob job? Have sex, get pregnant, once your boobs swell to the size you like, get an abortion. If your boobs shrink back, repeat.

 

[Jada59]

Stand near some sort of machine. Soda, candy, doesn't matter. As people approach, fumble around and ask them if they have a dime, nickel, quarter, whatever. Chances are they'll think you just don't have the coin and will willingly give it to you. In no time at all you'll have enough to get yourself something from the Value menu somewhere.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Afraid of needles? Try heroine! You’ll go from scared to seeking them out just like that

 

[kurrginatorX]

Orgasms not what they used to be? Eat a healthy bowl of Orgasmus-O's before your next sexual adventure. You will see immediate results (Banned in the United States and most first-world countries).

 

[cliteatingman]

Don't shake her hand when you meet. Grab her pussy! You too can be President.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Save money this year on heating by giving yourself a fever or two and keeping warm this winter.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Need more time with the family but all out of vacation days? Tell you boss to go fuck themselves and shit on their desk.

 

[DeckardNYC]

When you can't fall asleep, bang your head against the wall as hard as you can. Voila!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Want to lose that extra weight you gained during the holidays ? Just get a tapeworm. Thank me later.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Hang really heavy paintings on small nails.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Jesus take the wheel.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Lower your phone's brightness while texting and driving to avoid police detection.

 

[kurrginatorX]

It's not too early to plan a theme of The Confederacy for this coming 4th of July.

 

[Jada59]

Next time you check out at a store, just look all snooty, say you identify as a celebrity and should get your goods or free!