Bad Random Life Tips.

[RickTango]

While in Singapore you should be a loud American and spit gum on their sidewalks.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Christmas can't come fast enough? Just jump from one Holiday celebration to the next. between Hanukah, Festivus, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, and others, your December is sure to be filled with gifts almost every day of the year.

 

[Billsexpot]

If you don't remember the name of the person you slept with the night before just take them to Starbucks.

I feel like that’s pretty solid advice.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Wikipedia is a reputable resource when writing an essay.

 

[kurrginatorX]

You can sue anyone for anything. Allege in court that Ariana Grande stole a song from you then completely rewrote the lyrics and music before renaming it "7 Rings." It's so crazy it might just work.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Don't make improvements, make excuses.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Why put off today what you can put off indefinitely?

 

[sally_sparrow]

Christmas is a time of honesty. If you don’t like a present, throw it into the gift-givers face!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Keep the holidays festive. Don't think twice about French-kissing Grandma when she passes under the mistletoe.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Looking for decorations? Look no further! Take lights and other holiday-themed decorations from your neighbors’ house. If it’s not inside their house, they obviously don’t want it!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Running short on cash this Holiday Season? Burgle your neighbor's house of all their presents. If they make claims that the gifts your children received were the same as they bought theirs, just say, "Great minds think alike." Complimenting them is sure to assure them that you had nothing to do with the robbery.

 

[Apisto42]

If you think your coworker did a great job, slap them on the ass like NFL players do!

 

[lilsarah91]

For a Safe and Natural Antibiotic, mix:

1 TBL Spoon Lemon Juice
1 TBL Spoon Vinegar
1 TBL Spoon Sea Salt

And apply to any Scrape, Cut or Open Wound with a Clean Toothbrush.

 

[kurrginatorX]

For a Safe and Natural Antibiotic, mix:

1 TBL Spoon Lemon Juice
1 TBL Spoon Vinegar
1 TBL Spoon Sea Salt

And apply to any Scrape, Cut or Open Wound with a Clean Toothbrush.

My mother actually drinks a concoction of 1 TBL Spoon Lemon Juice, 1 TBL Spoon Vinegar, and 1 TBL Spoon Olive Oil every night. She's 77, so it must be doing some good.

Randomly show up to businesses on payday and march into personnel and demand to know why you haven't received a paycheck in three weeks. When they say they have no record of you, blame it on Steve or Mike.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Have some extra money and a little time to kill? Begin seeing a psychiatrist, and over the next 20 years make up one sad story after the other. On the 20th anniversary of your first visit, explain it was all just a ruse. Bonus points if you can time it to coincide with April Fool's Day.

 

[mnbreastluver]

When walking on the beach and you come across a woman in a seashell bikini, hold her up to your ear to hear her scream.

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

Leaves of three...great exfoliant.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Met a girl and you know you're getting lucky tonight? Not a big fan of pineapple? Quickly brush your teeth and swallow the toothpaste so when you finish she gets a refreshing minty taste.

 

[sally_sparrow]

While driving, always weave a little, and all the other cars will stay away from you.

 

[Dribble]

When making margaritas, if you lose the lid...just use your hand.

 

[Jada59]

Having a bad day? Slap yourself with nettles!

 

[OrLaTime]

Sure we can deep fry the turkey on your stove. No worries!

 

[Jada59]

No tampon? Try a Brillo pad.

 

[OrLaTime]

No Brillo pad? Try a tampon

 

[Jada59]

No Brillo pad? Try a tampon

Hahaha.

Out of toilet paper? Use leaves!