Bad oral experiences!
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fungatorgurl101
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Oh there have been and normally it ended with OH NEVERMIND! Actually pulled his head off and pointed to explain where I needed to be licked 
SirJeffAk
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The only bad oral experience I have had was at the Dentist. Other than that what can be bad about a lovely wet mouth on my cock????
cowslinger64
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I had a woman giving me the most uninspiring blowjob ever. I looked down and said "if you can't do it any better than that, just stop"
The last woman I was with gave the worst head. She'd just hold it in her mouth, and I was like "baby, you're gonna have to yank on that fucker a bit" She said she wanted to please me, and asked me to tell her what I liked.. so I tried and she got all frustrated. So I'd make her have the most incredible gspot orgasms, the firsts of her life...then let her cook for me. She made the most incredible Pasta Romano..lol
The last woman I was with gave the worst head. She'd just hold it in her mouth, and I was like "baby, you're gonna have to yank on that fucker a bit" She said she wanted to please me, and asked me to tell her what I liked.. so I tried and she got all frustrated. So I'd make her have the most incredible gspot orgasms, the firsts of her life...then let her cook for me. She made the most incredible Pasta Romano..lol
fungatorgurl101
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So good pasta Romano sad blowjobs huh....was that even a fair trade?
littlelovedove
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My HS BF (who was not cirmcumsized) tried to make me give him a BJ. It was not the most pleasant thing, all wrinkly and kind of gross looking. I couldn't do it, so he dumped me. 
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NorthRockJohnson
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I was with a girl once. I did all my oral tricks resulting in her having a long, hard prolonged orgasm. I was proud. Then it came my turn to receive. And I'm sad to say this but she really had no idea what she was doing. She was doing this handjob thing where she didn't have a proper grip on it and she'd just yank on the skin really hard while she kind of licked the head. At one point she tried showing me "a trick she learned". Oh boy. It was called "the breadbasket". The breadbasket. Yeah, wow, sounds really hot. And it wasn't. I think I actually had to tell her to stop.
Another girl I was with awkwardly pulled on my dick for literally a minute and then asked "Are you getting close?". I was kind of like "Ummm no."
Another girl I was with awkwardly pulled on my dick for literally a minute and then asked "Are you getting close?". I was kind of like "Ummm no."
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MsTexas
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One time was giving a guy a blow job and he fell asleep ....
BAD mistake, very BAD mistake
BAD mistake, very BAD mistake
sunshinegirl05
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The last time I got licked down there, I fell asleep on him. hahaha. oops.
g0h0gs
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g0h0gs
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Is that why you stopped doing it?
No... after the fourth hour my jaw was starting to hurt!
sunshinegirl05
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No... after the fourth hour my jaw was starting to hurt!
LMAO
Well mine wasn't exactly pain free after either.
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PeteHulbert37
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Liquor and lick her can be a bad combo. I'm just saying.
JonnyD1
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One time was giving a guy a blow job and he fell asleep ....
BAD mistake, very BAD mistake
Better than masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
jeff_is_smiling
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A woman told me she was very interested in oral....that she loved to be aggressive when she went down on a man...so we hooked up and I got a chance to find out....and I did that first time...
She LOVED...absolutely LOVED ramming a cock into her throat....only she enjoyed the ramming part most when she closed off her throat so my head rammed into the back of her mouth....
She did it so fast and hard that I was literally bruised and sore afterwards....
Of course the NEXT time she went down on me was equally as memorable....only this time she went all the way down and was very gentle....le sigh....
She LOVED...absolutely LOVED ramming a cock into her throat....only she enjoyed the ramming part most when she closed off her throat so my head rammed into the back of her mouth....
She did it so fast and hard that I was literally bruised and sore afterwards....
Of course the NEXT time she went down on me was equally as memorable....only this time she went all the way down and was very gentle....le sigh....
cowslinger64
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It was pretty close...her pasta kicked ass and her meatballs were incredible.
plus...she baked me peanut butter cookies!!
I still enjoyed watching her quake uncontrollably after I made her explode..
PhoenixThorne
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I had a girlfriend that didn't have a lot of experience when it came to oral. She would start off fine. But, as she started to go faster, her teeth would graze against me. At first, it wasn't a big deal. When she tried to deep throat me though, it would feel like the equivalent of what it must be like to masturbate with a cheese grater. The day she drew blood was the day I said, "Maybe we should just stick to handjobs."
ZipBlockBloodie
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One chick used her teeth a little much on me.
The first time I did though I was not very good on her. But I improved as time went on.
The first time I did though I was not very good on her. But I improved as time went on.
