OUTSIDER
Devil's in the detail
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- Sep 12, 2000
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Just got off the phone from my doctor and he gave me the great new's (sic) that the pain I'v been feeling in my right knee is arthritis and that I will need to have my knee joint replaced at some time in future, but he also told me that the national health service does not like to give new knee's to anyone under 45 as you are more likley to wearout the artificial joint and they don't like having to replace the same joint twice in one life time...?
This mean's that I will have to give up playing for my local pub team's ( cricket in the summer and soccer in the winter ), well mabe I'll just join the dart's team instead.
By the way this confirm's something I'v suspected for some time, that I'm right side cursed, all my physical problem's are on my right hand side.
Right eye and ear are weak right knee "fucked", the only good thing is that my dick hang's to the left.
This mean's that I will have to give up playing for my local pub team's ( cricket in the summer and soccer in the winter ), well mabe I'll just join the dart's team instead.
By the way this confirm's something I'v suspected for some time, that I'm right side cursed, all my physical problem's are on my right hand side.
Right eye and ear are weak right knee "fucked", the only good thing is that my dick hang's to the left.