Bad moments in time.

[Guest]

Here's a starter for a thread.

What has been the worst corker of a moment in regards to sex?

Mine was when I was staying at my boyfriends Mums house and she walked in just as my boyfriend was about to give me head. So embarrasing!!!

Anybody else got an embarrasing moment in regards to sex?

 

[Belilica]

Well, we were 69, and my partner farted in my face, then there was the time that we had sex and I didn't realize my period had started, on his birthday, his mother walked in.... I could go on forever...

-Bel

 

[Belilica]

Am I the only one to have been in embarrasing situations??? Geez, you'd think not What about you, o thread starter, spill

-Bel

 

[Honeygirl]

I have so many - it's not funny...I need to work on culling the list - then I'll be back...maybe!

 

[sabbathstorm]

I've had some embarassing experiences. I remember my mother almost walking in on me and a boyfriend a long time ago. We were completely naked on the couch and she came down the hall. We didn't move, praying she'd just go back to bed

 

[coolr]

ahhhhh u got ur av back !!! yay!!! now if we could talk a little more ......

 

[Belilica]

Oh good, I'm not alone! BTW, Sabbath, glad to see you came to a decision on your AV. I like it!

-Bel

 

[Maiden-hunter]

To be in mid thrust when you find out the woman you are fucking is MARRIED when the husband walks in stark naked pulling his girlfreind in by the nippels cos he thought his wife was out

the room became a still life portrate for a while

 

[sabbathstorm]

ahhhhh u got ur av back !!! yay!!! now if we could talk a little more ......

Hey you do know where to find me, don't you? So I'm back to my attitude av....what are you planning for an av?

 

[xMorganx]

I could write a book but my best one was when i was in college and at a frat party, this guy came up to me and a couple of my girlfriends asking us to makeout for him and some of his friends for like $500. We were pretty drunk so we said ok. The guy told us a room and being drunk we forgot if it was the third door on the left or second on the right. before going to humiliate ourselves for cash another one of our friends excused herself to the restroom. While myself and the other girl stammered upstairs being drunk and stoned it took us almost 10 min. when we got to what we thought was the door we walkedi n quietly and saw our "bathroom friend" screwing my best friend's guy. Ahhh we are still blackmailing her about that today!
i've walked in on my brother masterbating.
and my parents once which is what almost made me a nun in the 11th grade.
But the worst that happened to me was when myself and another intern at our hospital was getting busy in a empty room and they started to bring someone in.

 

[coolr]

Hey you do know where to find me, don't you? So I'm back to my attitude av....what are you planning for an av?

where else can i find you besides yahoo??

 

[sabbathstorm]

where else can i find you besides yahoo??

Yahoo and here are the main spots to find me. You know, you can PM and let me know when you're on. I'll be connected a lot more now......finally going cable

 

[knightstalker]

I was about 17 and was dating a pretty redhead who loved to give head ..We were in her basement watching tv when she decidided she wanted to give me head ..Well about five minutes into it i opened my eyes you know how you just know someone is looking at you well there stood her mother watching the whole thing but didnt say a word she actually winked and left..I never could look that lady in the face again..Also i wanted to sleep with a girl so bad i did anything to win her ..Well i finally got her in bed and lasted about 5 seconds she got up and left and i never talked to her again

 

[Ms_Lilith]

My ex and I used to enjoy having sex outdoors, on the hood of his car (he had a 93 firebird formula, and I thought it was the hottest thing in the world). Anyway, one night we went to one of our favourite spots, and there happened to be a firetruck parked nearby, which was normal, because there was a firehall down the way, and the trucks were parked out of the lot often. Anyway, he and I got out of the car, and started making out, and eventually, i was naked, and he was wearing his pants around his knees, and the lights from the firetruck came on, and all the firemen started to hoot and holler as we tried to fuck. I rolled off that car so fast, I didn't even remember landing. Unfortunately, I lost my underwear, which was a nice black thong... but whatever. Anyway, they got into the truck, and followed us for 15 km's or so. SO embarrassing.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

Well...


Hubby (not at that time) decided to drive outside of the city, for something different. We were right in the "heat of the moment" when lights appeared. Holy chit I never moved so fast, thankgoodness I was wearing a skirt and quickly got my shirt back on. when the POLICE officer got to the window we were pretty much dressed, as he smiled and "looked" around the car with his flashlight asking us if everything was OK, we of course said "yes" and he went on his way. We laughed and thought how close that was to "getting caught" it was then that we noticed my PANTIES on the floor in plain sight. No bloody wonder that cop was grinning from ear to damn ear. I was Soooooooo I could have died. Here I was thinking we got away without being caught....damn it. Oh well, live and learn. Don't wear damn panties, they just get ya in trouble anyhow.

 

[Belilica]

Don't wear damn panties, they just get ya in trouble anyhow.

hehe... I'd have to agree with ya on that one. I gave them up during my pregnancy, and never looked back

Bel

 

[MR.GGG]

So far my vote goes to Amiden-Hunter...

GAWD DAAAAMN


Everybody's been caught by the cops, parents, sisters & brothers, teachers.

I was on a commuter train station once when a sleeper car rolled in. It was part of a cross country train and was just going slowly thru the station on it's way thru town. It stopped for just a sec and right in front of about 200 commuters a completely naked girl rolled over on her side. There was a guy behind her. She stretched and opened her eyes and a second later you could have fit a set of Volkswagen headlights in her eye sockets. She was gorgeous and I'm pretty sure I saw a wedding dress hanging on a hook in the back of the sleeper. She was absolutely paralysed. I don't think she believed what she was seeing. Ditto all the drooling guys waiting for their train into the city. The train started to move and then she looked like she was trying to SWIM away or something. She was thrashing around shrieking and grabbing for the sheets. My KINGDOM for a camcorder!
I wonder if she ever told annybody when she got back from her honeymoon.

 

[Belilica]

Mr GGG,

I think the trophy should go to the woman on the train... LOL! I kinda feel bad for her tho. At least she had a nice body and didnt have to be embarrasewd about it. That sure would have been a sight to see!

Bel

 

[weathered2]

I recall a lazy weekend afternoon in our youth when we were really having some marathon sex and I smelled woods smoke. Looked out the window and a brush fire was only maybe 10 yards from the mobile home we lived in at the time. Well of course I ran out to be the macho male defender of the cave and after only a short time realized I was out there naked in broad daylight (fortunately distant neighbors weren't immediately visible). But I remember that ridiculous feeling when I sort of saw myself standing there naked, flailing away at a fire with all my... uhm... important stuff hanging out. Anyway, it all came out well in the end.