Bad lines

[mayi]

i know we have all heard them or read them, so let's share them!!!

this thread is not limited to women, i am sure men have heard or read some bad lines.

here is one of my favorites:....'you are looking quit sexy today, what are you wearing?'

 

[captjack]

Huggs Mayi -- I've been hoping someone would start a thread like this -- Alas most of my input would be boring -- but I know the ladies of lit have a boat load!!!

 

[SexyAmber]

Here are a few used on me I have to admit I laugh anytime someone uses one.

I may not be fred flinstone but I could sure make your bedrock.

I have more money than you can spend (I actually laughed pretty hard when a guy said that to me)


Do you sleep on your stomach?[Me: No] [Him] Can I?

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Great thread! God I have to admit some are so cheesy but it's clever. How can you not laugh.

 

[All by myself]

I still have trouble reading with your av right there beside your post, but i'll try to manage.

How about these:

Do you got a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them.

Do you like bacon or sausage?

Because I wanted to know what to make you for breakfast in bed tomorrow morning? (I was actually at a bar once and heard someone say that to a woman. How sad is that?)

 

[SexyAmber]

I still have trouble reading with your av right there beside your post, but i'll try to manage.

How about these:

Do you got a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them.

Do you like bacon or sausage?

Because I wanted to know what to make you for breakfast in bed tomorrow morning? (I was actually at a bar once and heard someone say that to a woman. How sad is that?)

LOL!!! Good job on the posting with the av distraction young jedi.

 

[All by myself]

well with a milky ass and a tattoed cooter i think i did pretty well

 

[SexyAmber]

well with a milky ass and a tattoed cooter i think i did pretty well

Me too!

Ok here is a few more I heard.

Bond. James Bond.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

 

[capricious_chic]

Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven.

 

[All by myself]

Do your feet hurt?

You've been running through my mind all day.

 

[silkynsmooth]

Do your feet hurt?

You've been running through my mind all day.

Running in and making sure i didn't miss any hairs and no stubble on ABMs' chest...now hun come back again soon...have to finisht eh hot waxing..(hey cool how's that for a pick up line)

 

[All by myself]

Don't mind her guys... she's just a sadist

 

[All by myself]

But i'd let her do it again if her av will finish taking her panties off

 

[mayi]

okay another

i will treat you like a lady.

i do wish someone would explain that.......am i a dog?

 

[All by myself]

Maya sweetie. I'm lost in a sea of pronouns. What is this THAT, that you speak of.

 

[mayi]

Maya sweetie. I'm lost in a sea of pronouns. What is this THAT, that you speak of.

treating me like a lady!!!!

now tell me why a guy would ever say that?

 

[Forever_Gemini]

this one is actually a taker , lol

i will treat you like a lady.

i do wish someone would explain that.......am i a dog?

"you're the one I dream about, and there you are in reality!"

 

[mayi]

oh another

i just didn't think.

 

[Forever_Gemini]

Re: oh another

i just didn't think.

*giggles*

hiya mayi

 

[mayi]

Re: Re: oh another

*giggles*

hiya mayi

hey FG.........thanks for the input.....this could turn out to be a very funny thread!!!

 

[mayi]

i love how you stroke the keys.

 

[windycityman]

I guess one of the most use lines is.........I am married but i am going to get a divorce soon.....but i dont know where this can go

 

[mayi]

OOOOOOOOOOH here is a goodie

i have feelings for you, even though we have never met.

 

[windycityman]

OOOOOOOOOOH here is a goodie

i have feelings for you, even though we have never met.

sad part about that one is......sometimes its really true......you dont have to meet to have feelings......but i guess its all in your own mind huh

 

[Forever_Gemini]

Re: Re: Re: oh another

hey FG.........thanks for the input.....this could turn out to be a very funny thread!!!

how 'bout "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

 

[mayi]

sad part about that one is......sometimes its really true......you dont have to meet to have feelings......but i guess its all in your own mind huh

no the sad part is...........how fast those feelings change at the next thing that catches your eye..........