Bad, Gay Porn Acting, Bad

[Missouribiguy]

This clip is taking from a gay porno film:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccTTevjg8O0

I laugh so much, due to the crappy dialogue and poor delievery. However, it got me thinking, how would you all redo this scene with improved dialogue and acting?

 

[klippert]

have you watched any retro/classic gay porn....features the clone type guys.....Great sex...but, jeeze.
improve it....hit the mute button....

 

[Missouribiguy]

have you watched any retro/classic gay porn....features the clone type guys.....Great sex...but, jeeze.
improve it....hit the mute button....

Yeah, I know. It's like, geez guys. Let's not forget that most of the times, these movies have the worst soundtracks as well.