Roy Batty
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At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

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At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?
I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
If I'd Killed You the First Time I Thought About it, I'd be Out of Jail By Now
If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
by Zeke Masters and his Band, Written by Julian Kay & Zeke Manners (ASCAP)Run for the Roundhouse Nellie (He Can't Corner You There)
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
by Kitty WellsThis White Circle on My Finger Means We're Through
We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out