Always
Eternal Insanity
- Joined
- Aug 9, 2000
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Bad American
I am a BAD American. I like big cars, big breasts, and big cigars. I believe
the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental
functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts
squirting out babies.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice! -T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I don't want to eat anything with the words light, or fat-free on the package.
My heroes are John Wayne, and whoever canceled Full House and Bob Saget.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I don't believe in an alternative lifestyle, but then again neither did my parents. I guess that is why I am around.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in the
desert after leaving Egypt; I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
from them.
I hate those idiots standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or
trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people
should be targets.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.
In the 1960s people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make
it normal.
DAISY AIR RIFLES... KEEPING KIDS OFF YOUR LAWN FOR OVER FORTY YEARS!!!
If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American. If you too are
a bad American please forward this to everyone you know. We need to start a
revolution.
I am a BAD American. I like big cars, big breasts, and big cigars. I believe
the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental
functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts
squirting out babies.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice! -T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I don't want to eat anything with the words light, or fat-free on the package.
My heroes are John Wayne, and whoever canceled Full House and Bob Saget.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I don't believe in an alternative lifestyle, but then again neither did my parents. I guess that is why I am around.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in the
desert after leaving Egypt; I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
from them.
I hate those idiots standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or
trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people
should be targets.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.
In the 1960s people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make
it normal.
DAISY AIR RIFLES... KEEPING KIDS OFF YOUR LAWN FOR OVER FORTY YEARS!!!
If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American. If you too are
a bad American please forward this to everyone you know. We need to start a
revolution.
woooooooooohooooooooooo have tongue will travel lol
