Back to the 40'ies!!!

[Svenskaflicka]

A bedroom. Parents are sleeping. From another room, you can hear their child crying. Zoom in on the girl's room, where one wall is gone. Outside the room, we see tanks and soldiers, soldiers who later wake the parents up by storming up the stairs with their guns at ready.

Fade to black. The final text says: "Sweden needs to approve its armed forces."

Terror propaganda. Don't ya just get a lovely feeling of nostalgia?

 

[3113]

Um...what forces are going to invade Sweden? I mean, in the near future? Latvia maybe?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Um...what forces are going to invade Sweden? I mean, in the near future? Latvia maybe?

We're in grave danger. Lots of foreign powers are plotting against us, to get their hands on our fermented herring and wooden clogs!

 

[Liar]

We're in grave danger. Lots of foreign powers are plotting against us, to get their hands on our fermented herring and wooden clogs!

The Japs have a feeding frenzy for that herring and the Dutch might want their clogs back.

 

[Guest]

The Japs have a feeding frenzy for that herring and the Dutch might want their clogs back.

_________

I love pickled herring!





(Now, where's my bazooka . . .)

 

[kendo1]

Everyone is fighting to get into IKEA!

 

[Aurora Black]

Something's truly rotten in the state of Denmark. Invasion alert!

 

[R. Richard]

Something's truly rotten in the state of Denmark. Invasion alert!

Actually, the current problem in Denmark is not rotting, it is corpulence. This last should not be a surprise for a country whose very name means pastry. The correct phrase is:

Something is rotund in the State of Denmark!

 

[Aurora Black]

Actually, the current problem in Denmark is not rotting, it is corpulence. This last should not be a surprise for a country whose very name means pastry. The correct phrase is:

Something is rotund in the State of Denmark!

I'm hungry.

 

[R. Richard]

I'm hungry.

Ah yes! But, are you Danish?

 

[Aurora Black]

Ah yes! But, are you Danish?

No, but I could smear jam on myself and do a damned good imitation.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

i like a good cheese danish

i'm so rude

 

[Aurora Black]

i like a good cheese danish

i'm so rude

How so?

 

[R. Richard]

Fade to black. The final text says: "Sweden needs to approve its armed forces."

Terror propaganda. Don't ya just get a lovely feeling of nostalgia?

Probably most of Literotica do not know the war history of Sweden. After winning wars against Denmark-Norway, Russia, and Poland during the 17th century, Sweden emerged as a Great Power, despite having scarcely more than 1 million inhabitants. Its contributions during the Thirty Years' War under Gustavus Adolphus helped determine the political, as well as the religious, balance of power in Europe. Under the treaties of Brömsebro, 1645, and Roskilde, 1658, Sweden acquired important provinces of Denmark and Norway. Following the Peace of Westphalia in 1648, Sweden ruled Ingria, in which Saint Petersburg later would be founded, Estonia, Livonia, and important coastal towns and other areas of northern Germany. Russia, Saxony-Poland, and Denmark-Norway pooled their power in 1700 and attacked the Swedish empire. Although the young Swedish King Charles XII won spectacular victories in the early years of the Great Northern War, his plan to attack Moscow and force Russia into peace proved too ambitious; he was shot during the siege of Frederiksten fortress in Norway in 1718. In the subsequent peace treaties, the allied powers, joined by Prussia and by England-Hanover, ended Sweden's reign as a great power.

OK, if you fear invasion, you have most of the scandanavian countries, Russia, Poland, Estonia, Prussia and others to fear. Of course, Prussia no longer exists. However, building a bridge to Bornholm was the height of folly! [By the way, some of my ancestors come from Bornholm. WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN!]

 

[Aurora Black]

Probably most of Literotica do not know the war history of Sweden.

I'm impressed.

 

[zeb1094]

I want to invade Sweden just for the Swedish Bikini Team!

 

[3113]

Something's truly rotten in the state of Denmark.

That's it! The answer is in Hamlet. Denmark's going to be invaded by Norway! Those evil Norwegians.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

How so?

cuz i'm poking fun.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Everyone is fighting to get into IKEA!

ROLFMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now THAT is worth waging war for

 

[3113]

Under the treaties of Brömsebro, 1645, and Roskilde, 1658, Sweden acquired important provinces of Denmark and Norway. Following the Peace of Westphalia in 1648, Sweden ruled Ingria, in which Saint Petersburg later would be founded, Estonia, Livonia,and important coastal towns and other areas of northern Germany.

Putting it that way, I can see that Sweden is in great danger. I'm sure if Russia or Germany are holding a grudge and thinking of going to war with anyone right now it would be Sweden

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I want to invade Sweden just for the Swedish Bikini Team!

I kicked my ex in the crotch every time he made a joke about that.

 

[Aurora Black]

I kicked my ex in the crotch every time he made a joke about that.

*pops champagne cork*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Seriously, though - terror propaganda? I mean, I know Sweden is imitating USA in every possible way, but TERROR PROPAGANDA? In the year of 2006???

 

[R. Richard]

Putting it that way, I can see that Sweden is in great danger. I'm sure if Russia or Germany are holding a grudge and thinking of going to war with anyone right now it would be Sweden

Actually, Russia is in a war with Chechna right now!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Leaving aside the inappropriate physical violence in retaliation for harmless sex jokes, you forget that terrorism is a real danger, and not even neutral countries can avoid being hit. Not to mention that Putin has some Stalinist tendencies, so you never know, though he'd have to fight his way through Finland first.

As for Denmark, well, I happen to like Danes. I know of at least one actress from that country who isn't rotund. Though she'd still be gorgeous, even if she was, I suspect. Plus, they have nice pastries and butter cookies (my gf's favorite cookies, in fact).

Though I wouldn't invade over food. Iron ore, now that Sweden has, but I think that there is still enough in Pennsylvania, plus enough other things to trade for pig iron, if needed.

Russia, on the other hand, is rather poor these days. They might be desperate enough, given how badly they mismanage their gigantic natural resources.