Back Scratches

[Cause66]

So I can get a massage, I can get a prostitute, why can't I get a back scratch as a service?

 

[Jada59]

So I can get a massage, I can get a prostitute, why can't I get a back scratch as a service?

Why can't you get that for free?

 

[SpeareChucker]

So I can get a massage, I can get a prostitute, why can't I get a back scratch as a service?

Hire a hooker and demand she be very passionate and to dig those fingernails in...

 

[Cause66]

Oh I do, from my wonderful wife, but I got curious and went looking and such a service doesn't seem to exist

 

[Notcastor]

Oh I do, from my wonderful wife, but I got curious and went looking and such a service doesn't seem to exist

Stray Cat Blues comes to mind.

I have 3-4 part time lovers in my stable who will scratch my back for me. Way better than those sticks with carved fingers at the end.

But a scratcher is good in a pinch. Maybe you should get one.