Back on the market...

[RoryN]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i like the car behind her

 

[RoryN]

Divorcing.

Wonder if she's already got someone new in mind...

 

[Wings]

Fuck you, Danica Patrick!


(I really hope there are enough South Park fans who get that)

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Fuck you, Danica Patrick!


(I really hope there are enough South Park fans who get that)

...lol

 

[kotori]

Fuck you, Danica Patrick!


(I really hope there are enough South Park fans who get that)

Not I. Am I to assume the girl in the photo is Danica Patrick?

 

[Wings]

Not I. Am I to assume the girl in the photo is Danica Patrick?

Yes, it's Danica. Beautiful but not really the nicest person on the NASCAR scene.

 

[eyer]

The future Mrs. Tony Stewart...

 

[kotori]

Yes, it's Danica. Beautiful but not really the nicest person on the NASCAR scene.

Not a "scene" I pay much attention too, alas.

 

[Wings]

Not a "scene" I pay much attention too, alas.

Completely understandable.

 

[kotori]

Completely understandable.

I can't believe I used the wrong "to". Thank you for not laughing. It's late.

 

[Wings]

I can't believe I used the wrong "to". Thank you for not laughing. It's late.

I quoted South Park, I have no room to laugh.

 

[kotori]

I quoted South Park, I have no room to laugh.

That made laugh.

Not at you, of course.

 

[Wings]

That made laugh.

Not at you, of course.

My job here is done!

 

[kotori]

My job here is done!

Too bad. I was just starting to have fun.

 

[Wings]

Too bad. I was just starting to have fun.

Well I could make an error now to.

(get it?)

 

[QueenLevitra]

"Nice girls finish last." ~ Danica

 

[kotori]

My job here is done!

Well I could make an error now to.

(get it?)

I do!

Well played, Ms Kiss.

 

[Wings]

I do!

Well played, Ms Kiss.

Now I know you're really tired.

 

[kotori]

Now I know you're really tired.

It shows, huh?

I'm usually much wittier.

 

[Wings]

It shows, huh?

I'm usually much wittier.

Actually no, I just felt like being a cunt. It slips sometimes.

 

[blobfish]

Actually no, I just felt like being a cunt. It slips sometimes.

 

[KRCummings]

They always say it's amicable which is pure bullshit. Just once I'd like to see a celebrity divorce piece that said both sides hate each other with a dark passion that rivals that of Satan himself.

 

[Kingsak]

Yes, it's Danica. Beautiful but not really the nicest person on the NASCAR scene.

I like to do her in the ass with no lube, just to hear her scweel
I'd have fun

 

[dirtwrench]

Mmmm Danica. I have a small but growing part of me that just really wants to fuck her once. Or maybe twice.

Winged- I missed your South Park reference, but I am currently eating some Vagisil in hopes to understand soon.