Bachelor Party Thread (Oh Siren where are ya?)

[Chuckus]

Siren said to start it like this.......

My friend came in the door not suspecting.................
and take it from there Chuckus.

My friend began his evening (rather afternoon) of the bachelor party with a fine meal at a Krazy Buffet. Four of us started the day right at a buffet featuring Sushi, Crab Legs, Shrimp, Hibachi Grill and other fine fine foods for our appetite and palates. After consuming many many plates, which took us over 1 1/2 hours to eat it all........, we ventured to a nearby bar.

At the bar, we had quite a few drinks and slammers and beers. Not to mention many a good laugh. The laughs were about anything from other bachelor parties that we have attended, our daily lives and how much we have all changed and grown since we all first met over 15 years ago.

Upon our exit from the bar........on the way to my house to have more mixed drinks we had a detour at a few select *clothing* shops. We picked up a shirt we had custom made for him that had the word "BITCH" on the front and the other three of our names with it........ it read like this J,C and M's BITCH. It was kinda funny and amusing to see him wear that.

We eventually made it to my place. We all showered and shaved and got dressed up for the evening festivities. Little did he know what was in store for him, nor did we ~ completely.

At around 7 PM we met the rest of the gang out for dinner at a local micro brewery/restaurant. In total there were 17 of us. Yet there were more to come...........and the bachelor was clueless about some of the happenings that were yet to come. All the while those of us who *planned* some of the evening's events were all just grinning with anticipation.

So here we are eating dinner, drinking many pitchers of beer and consuming many shots and mixed drinks..............all of the sudden these ladies walk in, looking right at us (of course I knew who they were just wasn't expecting what I say). Dressed to the *nine's* they were. They came right over to the table and surrounded the bachelor. Before he knew it, the bachelors shirt was ripped off. His hands cuffed behind his back and a gag in his mouth. Then the ladies all looked towards the doorway, and the WOMEN walked in. Strutting wearing black leather and high heels. Wearing Fishnet stockings and handcuffs abound. Yet one of them was carrying something. We couldn't see what it was and even those of us who knew we had visitors coming, did not expect what was about to happen.

The *master* walked up to the bachelor. Placed a ball on the ground which had a chain attached to it. The chain was secured to his ankle. He was told that IF he tried to remove the ball and chain he would be sorry, she ask if he understood, and his head motioned YES. Just as quickly as they were there, they were gone. Wa-La. Everyone in the restaraunt just was stunned. The last words out the *masters* mouth was......."We will be watching all night, wherever you go, we are not done with you ~ YET"

A little bit of informatin I forgot to put here was the *master* and her *subs* were all wearing masks which was for obvious reasons...........as they wanted some mystery and it NOT so easy for the bacheor to figure out who they were, nor any of us. Even though I *knew* who the *master* was........

 

[Chuckus]

So here goes part 2 (of how many who knows............)

so stunned and amazed we all just took a big drink and carried on. All the while the bachelor's demeanor suddenly changed from humorous to an "OH SHIT - This is gonna get seriously intense". Although he was still smiling because he now knew that he was in store for something way way out of the ordinary bachelor party. He came up to me and asked if I knew anything about what just happened..........I told him "NO". Little did he know I knew that the gals were coming just did not know what they had up their sleeves........
........so we ate our meals and ventured on out of the pub. Trying to decide where exactly we were off to first, we stood around and talked for a little bit. Finally we pile into the limo, Navigator stretch with room for 12 of us. The other five people knew they had to leave early and therefore drove themselves following us. So we went off to a dance club and lounged around in the club waiting for the place to start hopping a bit. Relaxed and calmed we (a couple of us) approached a couple of gals who were there. Just socializing with them, told them what we were there doing, bs'ing and shooting the breeze. The club starts to get a little more crowded...........we all do a shooter of Jaeger. Then get some ladies to dance with. People are all around us. Then out of nowhere a submissive to the master quickly grabs the bachelor. Handcuffs his hands behind his back. The music stops. A chair is kicked behind him. He is TOLD to sit down. He complies. Then the music changes to something very very striking (have no clue what it was) and 4 of the subs surround the bachelor. The *master* reaches down and grabs his balls. "Hope you didn't wear good undies tonight........" she says...........Then reaches around and gives his undershorts a few tugs (well more than a few) and rips em off. Then he is blindfolded and the women just surround the bachelor...........and then again as quickly as they were there, they were gone. No cuffs on the bachelor only a blindfold. Again they struck, and we were all amazed.........shots of alcohol were again the standard order. We took a shot and moved onto another bar. All the while people were just giggling about the "ball and chain" around his ankle.

We goto the next bar and drink a while, no incident or sign of the *ladies* only guessing as to when the next appearance would be and what was going to happen. Who knows.........only they do and it is interesting what happens.............



Siren you said you wanted details, well I am painting a picture for ya............not just giving you tidbits!!!!!!!

 

[Chuckus]

Part Three of ?????

so here we are back in the Limo, slamming down some shots. By this time we are all well into "bent" states. Not drunk but quite buzzed as it were. Driving down the road going to one of the local Topless Adult Mens clubs. We get there and step out of the Limo waiting for the guys who drove themselves......we walk in the door, as previously arranged by me we all got in free. I told all the guys to throw in some money in the Tip jar. Everyone did. They had tables waiting for us, the 17 of us. We were then greeted by our wonderful waitress Cheri. She took our drink orders and made change for all of us. We did have a "gatekeeper" for this portion of it. By that we had one guy who took up a "collection plate" for the Topless bar and everyone put in at least 20 dollars. So more or less we had $340 in the bachelor fund and this paid for his drinks and dances or whatever until the money ran out, then we would take an "offering" again if need be. The typical meet and greet began. The ladies came over and talked with us.......offering dances, etc.....but we all just responded that "Not right now as we all needed to get our bearings about us" which meant that we needed to scope the bar out and find the "ones" for the bachelor. The bachelor was given a seat right next to the stage with a stack of One Dollar bills in front of him to use at his discretion. I took a stroll around talking to a bouncer here and there, feeling out the surroundings and figuring out my game plan and finding out whom the players would be. In fact, several of us were doing this. We wanted this to be something he would not forgot for a long long time to come......and in the end we succeeded.......the fun part is getting there.

A few gals dance for the bachelor and even some of us in the group ( go figure, guys in the topless club having gals dance for 'em...........) and the night is wearing on and the drinks are getting better every drink......then a bachelor's name is called out and called to the "Main" stage. He is taken up there, sat down in a chair.........and the music begins to play "White Wedding". This bachelor is just going with it, dancing in his seat and getting up and doing pelvic thrusts even..........meanwhile the girls come down the stairs behind him and push him into the chair. They dance around him and the DJ starts telling some "embarrassing" tales of the bachelor. His shirt is taken off, his belt removed and his pants dropped to his ankles...........then he is told to get on all four and then each girl takes a "whack" at his behind. Then one gal gets his belt and flogs him on his back with several good lashes........yadda yadda yadda. We collectively decided right then and there, we were NOT doing that. We wanted something better, little did we know.

Right after this bachelor comes off the stage, it is an all enetertainer extravaganza. Each dancer comes down from the mainstage with T Shirts and a Shooter. For $20 they will give you the shirt and the shooter and give you a lapdance. I grab a couple for him and send them his way. Then get one for myself, gotta get one too..........heck I can have fun too and do.

So the girls do their lapdances for him and some of the rest of us.........and we are all drinking and THROWING money at the dancer who happens to be onstage.........and then the FEATURE gal comes up on the PA........and says that in "15 minutes she will be going wild on stage" and of course our eyes light up a bit. Don't quite remember the gals name but she is some Pornstar/Model/Mens Mag big to do. So she comes to the stage and does her deal, we were all just sitting there and thinking how lame her "show" was. She did nothing to bring any "game" to the stage and in fact were thinking of leaving. THEN one of the gals comes up and sits on my lap. We talk back and forth. I work a deal with her, won't say what it was exactly but it was a little like this, "You take him upstairs, he comes down and is all smiles it will be worth your while" she says "I need $xx upfront" and I said "OK" and you will get the rest when you come down. She grabs him, ball-chain and all........takes him upstairs, 10 songs later he comes down and is grinning from ear to ear. Someone noticed about midway thru the 10 songs that the two of them *moved* to another *section* of the VIP Area........and then at the end of the 10th song, the bouncer went over and *busted* them. We still do not know what for but it was not good as the bouncer followed them down all the way to our seats. The dancer then came back and sat on my lap. I gave her *an unspecified amount* and she said "For that I am taking him back upstairs in a little bit" and I said "Sure, you go right ahead". All the while the mindless chatter amongst the group, that the bachelor never heard, was "What are we going to do now............?" and some of the gals who had befriended us came and *sat* with us, yadda yadda yadda...............then out of nowhere, two bouncers (two of the biggest guys I have ever seen) come over and take the bachelor and tell him the he "must" follow them. He does. What happens next is the damndest thing I have ever seen. He disappears for about 10 minutes and we are all looking at each other going "Who did what and how did we do it?" yet none of us have a clue.............then it dawned on us "The *master* is at work on this one and we need to sit back and enjoy"......

 

[Chuckus]

Part 4 of ?

The next thing we all see is the bachelor led to the mainstage with a blindfold over his eyes.........and his hands handcuffed behind his back and a chair in the middle of the stage. The lights go down on the stage and only a single spotlight shines on the bachelor........then some music begins to play, some Techno dance type beat music........with a dark twist in it, cannot explain it at all if I tried, but it was cool.

The *subs* begin walking down the stairs one by one, all wearing very very skimpy leather and lace outfits, with masks still on............the begin surrounding the bachelor and grazing his face and body with their bodies and writhing on his lap.......and the bachelor begins to get a little *excited* as was evident from the look on his face and the bulge in his pants the *subs* so elequently pointed out with their hands. The crowd goes crazy and then the music stops. Nada. Zilch for music and then it changes to some Marilyn Manson "The beautiful people" playing quite loudly.......and the *master* takes the stage. Whip in hand and feather in hand also.............and for the second time in one night his shirt is taken from his body. The *subs* lead the bachelor from the chair and lead him to the stairs.......where he is told to be on all fours, rather forced and awaits what happens next...........the *master* takes the whip and whips his ass......then lightly flogs his back with it. This continues, all the while the crowd is just going NUTS and so are we with pure AWE of what is taking place. The *subs* take the bachelor and put him back in the chair. Their tops come off and they graze his face with their bare breast..........and tease him to no end. One standing on the tip of the chair with her pussy right in his face and the others riding his legs and one behind him holding his head in place...........I don't know what was said but there was something the one *sub* said to him and then it was on. The *master* took off all her clothes except a G string and the mask and just gave him a lapdance he will not soon forget. Writhing in his lap and rubbing her body all over his............and flogging his legs with the feather and whip back and forth...........and then again just as soon as they were there, gone again. He was on the stage ALONE and blindfolded with handcuffs on. A bouncer went up and led him off stage and to another room......where upon he came out and was not blindfolded nor handcuffed any longer..............

 

[Wizard]

And??????????????????................................

 

[Chuckus]

And??????????????????................................

hang on Wiz, I hafta take a typing break as my hands are killing me.........soon very soon.

 

[Wizard]

LMAO.....................Ok sorry...........................

 

[Chuckus]

The crowd and basically everyone was just hooting and hollering wildly when the bachelor returned to the seat at the front of the stage...........and we all did a SHOT of Jaeger again, mind you we had all been drinking all night and this was but one shot in the multitudes..........the bachelor was escorted by all of us OUT of the topless club as we wanted a change of pace.......so we went out to the limo, got in and drank more again. On the trip over to the clubs on the other side of town....the limo pulled over as there were flashing lights behind us (blue ones) and I rolled down the back window and looked out. Sure enough the *stripper* we hired had us pulled over in the middle of downtown at one of the busiest corners and came to the window. The bachelor and all his guests got out of the limo and told to line up. The female*police officer* approached each of us and ask "Who is the party for and who tossed out the bottle?" We all turned and looked at the bachelor. She then pushed him up against the car and *Frisked* him and told him to get in the limo............and she did a private dance for him and him alone in the limo, none of us could see in as the windows are wayy wayyy dark.............then she exited after a little bit and just swaggered away. All the while we were talking with the real Police Officer.....and just laughing........then we were off to the clubs and the saga continued...........we danced a while, everyone except the bachelor (kinda hard to dance with a ball and chain) and few guys......and the evening turned into 2 a.m. and we were all drunk and ready to go home.

In the limo on the way home, we were all laughing and carrying on and just being guys.........talking shit and shooting the breeze. One by one the group was dropped off at their respective homes until it was the original four of us who had started the afternoon eating and drinking together back at my house. We got in a car, one of us managed to stay sober (and it was not me) and we went and got some late night food. Came home and were talking and the door bell rang. Strange at that time of night but none the less I answereed the door...........and low and behold it was the *master* and her *subs* whom barged in and took our bachelor away by the hands and arms..........not to be seen for a couple of hours.........upon his return we asked what happened and he just smiled and said "It is on a need to know basis and let me just say this, I never saw any of em but damnit whoever set up that part of the party, pulled off a good one"..............

..........the next day at 2 PM when we all woke up we all just looked at each other and said "what happened last night?" and the reply in unison was "Just fucking wild night, what a wild fucking night" to which the bachelor simply said "Yes it was a fucking wild night and I got fucked in more ways than one by some gals I never knew who they were"....................

.........later that evening the *master* called me.......and said to me "So was that what you all were expecting?" and to that I said "and then some"..........never discussing what happened to the bachelor for those couple of hours he was gone only what a good time all of us had..........and that was echo'd. The strange thing is besides the *master* I have no clue who any of them were and neither does any one else. The *master* knew the *subs* and I knew the *master* and that is that. That is one bachelor party that I will NOT soon forget nor will he. But it is one that will only be spoken about in passing or in gest........

and yes this is a true story and in fact happened very recently. I am not the best story teller in the world so I probably did not tell all or tell it maybe as colorfully as some of you whom have more writing ability but just the same it is an interesting evening......and remember to those of you who wish for things, be careful what you wish for you MIGHT just get it; and then SOME!!!!!!!

 

[Chuckus]

What a wild wild night that will not soon be forgotten by any who were in attendence and participated. When I planned the evening I had no clue some of the wheels that were put in motion only that we were going to have fun. That was the name of the game to have fun.............and we succeeded.

 

[pabloback]

f u c k i n g h e l l

 

[Siren]

Chuckus that was wild

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Chuckus... If I get to NC we go out on the town methinks...

Oh and hows the head?

 

[Chuckus]

pablo - no kidding, I am still shocked and amazed at that evening's happenings......still today.

Siren - Me being "Bachelor Parties R Us?" I wouldn't go that far, the only thing I planned was dinner, the stripper and had a couple of bullseyes for places to go out to. Oh yea and I did plan the lunch and bar and afternoon activities..........but I had NO clue what else was going to take place. Honest. *placing hand on the bible*

Svedish - Sure man, just don't expect that. That was mere chance and someone else taking it to another level. Me head is fine, other than the complete wonder of how in the hell the *master* pulled off all the shit she did AND kept her identity a secret from everyone EXCEPT me.

 

[Ask For More]

Damn.....now I want Chuckus to be my best friend

 

[Chuckus]

Damn.....now I want Chuckus to be my best friend

I will only take credit for what I planned. Nothing more. We knew it would be WILD, but not that WILD.

 

[Ask For More]

If you pulled that off without planning, imagine if you planned the whole night!