Babies

[Spinaroonie]

Science should make test-tube babies for the purpose of baby wars. You put two babies into a ring, one baby leaves. Then the other baby leaves. They fight it out until one starts crying. You could also clone babies to see if their fighting styles (I.e. Judo, Taekwando, Taji, etc.) would be the same.

 

[cybergirly]

Are you watching WWF again?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Are you watching WWF again?

Not tonight.

 

[cybergirly]

For some reason I was picturing babies in WWF customing. Slamming each other in the ring...

 

[Guest]

I always thought they should be used for the purpose of advancing the spiecies.
You know, engineering the perfect race and all that.

 

[scylis]

yup. the hat's definently not working. go with the body suit before the mind-scanning satelites make your brain boil out your ears.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I like babies, but only when they don't cry.

Will your baby wars outlaw their crying?

 

[Spinaroonie]

For some reason I was picturing babies in WWF customing. Slamming each other in the ring...

Yes, that would work, but we coudln't allow it to be fixed, otherwise the baby fight gambling industry would collapse.

 

[Sillyman]

Damn babies. They screw up everything. We should just use em fer shoe polish.

 

[cybergirly]

Yes, that would work, but we coudln't allow it to be fixed, otherwise the baby fight gambling industry would collapse.

Oh of course not. It would have to be legit. Something like a cross between wwf and sumo what with the diapers and all.

 

[seXieleXie]

Damn babies. They screw up everything. We should just use em fer shoe polish.

we should feed them to the irish.

 

[Laurel]

Damn babies. They screw up everything. We should just use em fer shoe polish.

Nah. Squeeze em, and get baby oil & baby powder.

 

[Spinaroonie]

we should feed them to the irish.

Hey!

You'd better mean the scientologists.

 

[cybergirly]

Nah. Squeeze em, and get baby oil & baby powder.

Damnit Laurel.
Now how do you get white wine out of a keyboard?

 

[cybergirly]

Hey!

You'd better mean the scientologists.

Is there such a thing as Irish Scientologists?

 

[Spinaroonie]

I like babies, but only when they don't cry.

Will your baby wars outlaw their crying?

Whoever cries first is the loser, fortunately they will have toughness training to prevent early crying. Once they do cry, they will be swept (as in broom) to a soundproof booth.

 

[scylis]

Dingo 'n' Baby stir fry... mmm...

 

[cybergirly]

Whoever cries first is the loser, fortunately they will have toughness training to prevent early crying. Once they do cry, they will be swept (as in broom) to a soundproof booth.

Like vaudville without the hook? I like it.

 

[kotori]

swift reply

we should feed them to the irish.

maybe our friend mouse could write a proposal?

 

[Rhys]

Boiled baby...

main ingrediant in flying oil according to the Mallificus Malificarum...

 

[Spinaroonie]

Is there such a thing as Irish Scientologists?

Yeah, if they could convert easily to something they wouldn't be killing each other.

 

[amelia]

i think this thread is the funniest thing i've read all night...

i actually giggled outloud..and then re-read it..and giggled again

 

[cybergirly]

Yeah, if they could convert easily to something they wouldn't be killing each other.

Let's get them addicted to Monday Tuesday and Thursday night baby wrestling. Throw in Saturday matinee and we may be able to take over the country.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Let's get them addicted to Monday Tuesday and Thursday night baby wrestling. Throw in Saturday matinee and we may be able to take over the country.

My aunt went over there, saw how war-torn it is and no longer claims to have originated from there...

Course the red hair gives it away.

 

[amelia]

what would the baby wrestlers names be??

"the crawler"

"bottlefed"

"poopenator"