Ba-Humbug

[TN_Vixen]

I am in such a horrible mood. I'm having a "you can do nothing right" day at the office - I haven't finished my shopping - My boss refuses to pay me the Friday before New Year's eve since I'm taking that Monday off and I am expecting company that weekend - I'm overly emotional right now and just want to cancel Christmas altogether.

I swear, don't come near me - I'll bite your fucking head off.

 

[Purple Haze]

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[Purple Haze]

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[TN_Vixen]

where do you find these things?

for you, hazie... I would smile.

I did tell you that I have a thing for you didn't I? hehe

 

[TN_Vixen]

Mmmm I really like the 2nd one.

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[Purple Haze]

http://sextoon.com/tour/rufo.gif

 

[tn_8tiv]

I am in such a horrible mood. I'm having a "you can do nothing right" day at the office - I haven't finished my shopping - My boss refuses to pay me the Friday before New Year's eve since I'm taking that Monday off and I am expecting company that weekend - I'm overly emotional right now and just want to cancel Christmas altogether.

I swear, don't come near me - I'll bite your fucking head off.

Hi Vixen,
Just remember everyone here on Lit loves you. (Especially me...grinning).

 

[Purple Haze]

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A six-shooter.

 

[Purple Haze]

http://sextoon.com/tour/ronjeremy01.gif

 

[TN_Vixen]

I love the Ron Jeremy one

I wonder how much those women get paid for fucking that nasty ugly hairy man?

 

[Purple Haze]

The Hedgehog!

He is fucking ugly, isn't he?

He's like the bouncer of the porn industry.

I think you have to fuck him to get past the front door.

 

[TN_Vixen]

LOL

I can hear it now... "Well, Bob did she fuck Jeremy yet?"
"yeah, she fucked 'im"
"OK, hose her down and put her on the set"

 

[Purple Haze]

Ever notice that there are hundreds of women in porn flicks, but it's it's always the same three or four guys in every one of them? It must require some kind of concentration to get hard on cue.

"lights, camera, boner, .....................action!"