[B][Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?[/B]

[BabblingBrooke]

Lol. I viewed post.

Whatever will I do with hashtag pissed at me? Oh, no.

Maybe he'll follow me around to some threads, mention me, then claim I'm trolling him. Now, when this happens you might think I have the ESPN D), but nope, I just know how this will go based on how it's been going.

Okay, hashtag, try again for relevance. Or to hurt my feelings. Or something. Anything but the boring and desperate drivel you typically post.

 

[hashtag45]

She said she had me on ignore??
I HATE biooootches and bullies

Bye now

 

[BabblingBrooke]

You continually say bye but never go. Go.

 

[Que]

Are we sleuthing for boom's identity? Could he and smooth be the same person?

Not a chance.

I vote for Query. But I always do.

While I appreciate the positive press, I wouldn't claim him. Even as a goof. My money is on Canky. The guy reads like an Indian doing a caricature of an American. Clearly a pathological liar who can't remember which story he told last.

 

[boomslanger]

Who's this cunt?

which?
I c U


cheer
Boom

 

[boomslanger]

Why was my name brought up? Did I already ask if you'd been dropped on your head as a baby? I am quite perceptive sometimes.

Hi ya Wings, you are W so you will get an apology PM from me sometime latish.."brooksie" was "b" so got her's much earlier maybe I should be more perceptive about who I should send PMs to and who not to.. I shall be more careful.

This obviously is related to my very first thread where a ton of people {who now, according to Brooksie, have filtered me out} were very nasty to me and I was sometimes very nasty to them in return {brooksie was one of them}. Such people then became very wary of me in other threads and started being nasty to preempt me, before I struck at em,which I never did 'cause I had promised someone that I'd be nice thenceforth and beside that thread had wound down and it was bridge building time I always think folks are decent and fun given the right opportunity. I do not carry a massive ego being extremely sirtiuo-philosophical, so I struck upon this idea to send everyone with whom I had clashed an apologitic PM mostly alphabetically. Some folks like kbabes (kbates, I had to send PMs to right away cause I had assailed their sensitivities stupidly and I am not stupid mostly. I sent you a couple of stupid pms too, while I was testing the PM 's sanctity and such like.
The other folks I sent PMs to were REcidiva ( with whom I had had a long fight but somehow percieved her as a warm intelligent woman) Jezilee, I had probably my last clash with her post my promise to be a nice dude and felt she had to be apologized to right away for me to feel I am a good dude again. She is now, hopefully , a friend.
One of the worst clashes I had was with Laurel (or was it loreli? any way I had apologized to Loreli on the thread and I fearfully sent a PM of apology to Laurel where she Gracefully acceptef my apology I shall be alphabetically sending one to loreli as well. I did not know who anyone of them were but it would not have mattered. AT least on two occassions I was warned about Laurel. But she comes to the threads leaving her work clothes behind and has never threatened anyone with rejection from the boards or dismemberment or both. I am happy to say I found her to be just Awesome and totally in command of the boards in a nice sort of way. Unlike whoever this constipated/sean dude id who is making holes jumping with great heat accross the threads trying to, according to someone here, find out who I am.. He could just ask but why to have corny user names here?
That leaves the dudes.. Conager I respect a lot but I am getting a spot tired about him insisting that I am 18 going on 14 but then he is a b-1 bomber pilot who had to eject over a RADAR installation to fix it using his CRAY YMP-11 supercomputer so he is a very busy cowboy!!. Desintes (pardon the spelling) I had a major clash with and felt very flat when oneday I realized that he was just being himself, a young British schoolboy. We are taught a ton of Latin and Poetry etc so it does make you seem a little snooty. I immediately called off my armies, we shook hands and that was that! Hash has always been nice and was my first and hope a friend forever here.
Ah that leaves "WINGS" there are a few here that I find quite foreboding and if any of them said "shut up Boom, I am right and you are wrong" I'd shut up:

Laurel (what can I say??)
Conager (when he is not trying to piss me off he taught me a lot about comportment here)
Recidiva } awesomely elegant and have 190 mm impenetrable armor (High Explosive
} Anti Tank shell proof HEAT)
Wings }
Jezebel } very cool and sensible



Hell! formatting is a problem here aint it? well I consider the rest my "rough and tumble" buddies folks with or at whom I'd aim corn posts or threads for fun..Of course I listen to'em as well.. I can remember Hash warning about "things" twice at least and going to bat for me in the first thread when everyone was trying to kill me Des too once pulled my arse end out of the fire ..

Now that is my complete history here including who all I have PM'd when and why...hope it mollifies you I seriously dont want to be offensive to you and I hope Wings still might read this

Cheers
Boom

 

[boomslanger]

Sorry about the pm. I thought you were hitting on me.

I have tried to explain away my life here KIllswitch read on below and if still
confused (three threads have intertwined now) then PM me...

I think Hash might be able to tell you too.
TC

Boom

 

[boomslanger]

Not a chance.



While I appreciate the positive press, I wouldn't claim him. Even as a goof. My money is on Canky. The guy reads like an Indian doing a caricature of an American. Clearly a pathological liar who can't remember which stoey he told last.

Hiya Jennybabes,

who are we talking about again?

Cheers
Boom

 

[Que]

Hiya Jennybabes,

who are we talking about again?

Cheers
Boom

¿Que?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I am not sure I like the idea of being a young English schoolboy, to be honest. For one thing, Laurel would have to ban me, and for another my 12 year teaching career would prove a disappointingly mundane hallucination.

 

[Lyricalli]

One of the worst clashes I had was with Laurel (or was it loreli? any way I had apologized to Loreli on the thread and I fearfully sent a PM of apology to Laurel where she Gracefully acceptef my apology

Is this the clash you're referring to?

Your deadhead has not yet figured out that I am not here to Entertain you or make you happy in any way?. I hope I bore you to death you unpleasant , horrid person.
You are one of the most wretched things I have come across on these forums . AND I am sure you suffer from bad vaginal odors.Others may tease or have some fun at my cost but you, you are truly malevolent and evil.

I remember this one well, because I was killing time on Lit while in a public place, and I got a few looks when I burst into laughter with no explanation.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

What...the...ever-living fvck is this?

 

[boomslanger]

Dude, is all well??



cheers
Boom

Dude I do not think or care if anyone has an"iggy list" I think human beings are just a bit too curious. Having said that there are people you might want to put in your iggy list like that b2nb2 or whatever dude who kwwps chucking these weird insensible gory sheet like "babies being murdered for their tissues" kind of crap. I think the iggy list is just a weapon a certain person uses to scare us, if you are scared I am not if there is such a list everyone and their dog can put on blinders and exist in their own perfect world. I have never seen you being disruptive, distractive or malcontent I may have been a bit of the former two but I have learnt to calm myself down considerable and I have promised not to be reactive like a certain individual we know about <oooompf!!!> I cannot talk about , so there ! That is what I think of the iggy list . hey what the heck! I have almost been laughed out of the boards via my penis length thread!! people tend to forget their artwork in that thread don't they?
Take care dude,

cheers
Boom

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Is this the clash you're referring to?




I remember this one well, because I was killing time on Lit while in a public place, and I got a few looks when I burst into laughter with no explanation.

It's quite evident that a dictionary search for malevolent or evil will lead directly to lyricalli. Yes, it's pretty much a done deal.

 

[boomslanger]

Is this the clash you're referring to?




I remember this one well, because I was killing time on Lit while in a public place, and I got a few looks when I burst into laughter with no explanation.

Yes you horrible person! I too had smiled a bit, in terror , of course,when I read your response to it .But I remember it more with "like dude dunno How dude!But I managed to get out of that intact! run like hell) If you remember I went to sleep for the night and the next morning fearing my assassination, I launched a preemptive strike on Loreli who must've wondered "wtf happened to this monkey??" He was behaving yesterday...
But Laurel, it was funny I have never ever said so many wretched things to a girl in my frikkin life! Some of the gals here have tempted me I have even said some really scummy things but I removed those posts ...

I hope those girls speciallyfortunababe (fata) learn forgiveness from you.That smegma user name is really disgusting I think Fortunababe is trying to mess with me (among others)so I think I shut up after telling her, smegma that is, what I think of the name and the person who uses it. This name should not have been allowed according to the Literotica guidelines? Which is sad cause Fortunababe's thread about books is really cool but I don't spend much time there because I might run in to that stupid disgusting username and lose it when I have promised not to... If Fata Morgana Does not wish that I come to her threads she can simply say so and I will never go to them, more simple than using an ugly name like smegma, eh? anyway I really was totally sure that you shall never forgive me and I was so welieved that you did... <hugs> Iweally weally wus (weilieved was a typo but I think it looked kinda right so there you go..) you are a professional sys admin aint ya?You should be grooming kbabes maybe? she is pretty calm about things when she thinks she should be
keep on smiling girl, you are awesome that way and you rule!!

Cheers
Boom

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yes you horrible person! I too had smiled a bit, in terror , of course,when I read your response to it .But I remember it more with "like dude dunno How dude!But I managed to get out of that intact! run like hell) If you remember I went to sleep for the night and the next morning fearing my assassination, I launched a preemptive strike on Loreli who must've wondered "wtf happened to this monkey??" He was behaving yesterday...
But Laurel, it was funny I have never ever said so many wretched things to a girl in my frikkin life! Some of the gals here have tempted me I have even said some really scummy things but I removed those posts ...

I hope those girls speciallyfortunababe (fata) learn forgiveness from you.That smegma user name is really disgusting I think Fortunababe is trying to mess with me (among others)so I think I shut up after telling her, smegma that is, what I think of the name and the person who uses it. This name should not have been allowed according to the Literotica guidelines? Which is sad cause Fortunababe's thread about books is really cool but I don't spend much time there because I might run in to that stupid disgusting username and lose it when I have promised not to... If Fata Morgana Does not wish that I come to her threads she can simply say so and I will never go to them, more simple than using an ugly name like smegma, eh? anyway I really was totally sure that you shall never forgive me and I was so welieved that you did... <hugs> Iweally weally wus (weilieved was a typo but I think it looked kinda right so there you go..) you are a professional sys admin aint ya?You should be grooming kbabes maybe? she is pretty calm about things when she thinks she should be
keep on smiling girl, you are awesome that way and you rule!!

Cheers
Boom

You are more than welcome in my threads Young Boom, I love the book talk. Smegma was a pisstake and Laurelle changed my name to it as a joke.

 

[boomslanger]

What...the...ever-living fvck is this?

if it is not the same was it Gandhi who had said "Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely?

 

[Wings]

Wut??

 

[Fata Morgana]

Wut??

Remember Zed from Police Academy? I'm sure it's him.

 

[Wings]

Remember Zed from Police Academy? I'm sure it's him.

If his real name was Bobcat that would make him interesting.

 

[boomslanger]

You are more than welcome in my threads Young Boom, I love the book talk. Smegma was a pisstake and Laurelle changed my name to it as a joke.

Please, may I keep on calling you Fortunababe?and when angry I can call you young Fortuna?? if that is not acceptable I shall stop. I must take this opportunity to apologize for having said and done some stupid media artwork on your threads. I shall respect them and their sanctity henceforth. Young Fortunababe, You must look stunning in a black evening dress
OH! btw my head is spinning from the Laurel, laureli, Lyracali and all the combinations of L's and Y's and more Ls and then the a's and the i's. If someone does not set things right and explain the names I shall send 42 page emails with just I's in em then 42 more where I cross them out to make ts. This is a threat to you to young Fortuna! now there's a "laurelle" too?? <tears hair jumping up and down>

cheers
P.S.
I just addressed a post to Lyracalli when I meant it for Laurel but Then I did not say those things to Laurel so I have been apologizing to her profusely and she must be like one of those cartoon thingys where there's a though bubble with either peanuts or those bolt-nuts in 'em. Thank god it is Laurel and not some other lady who would have by now written reams on the subject as threads and PM's lhad me laughed outta town!! I just hope one of you Fata-fortuna babe or Laurel is lyracalli for heaven's sake!!!

 

[boomslanger]

If his real name was Bobcat that would make him interesting.

Hoo boy!! you too young wings? do you remember the nice things you told me to do with the most respectable part of my body? You were are(?) wicked


Cheers
Boom

Gonna change my signature to "young Boom"...

 

[boomslanger]

I vote for Query. But I always do.

You know this dude Jennybabe? tell him not to come into my threads and use words I don't like before I tell him please?
Thanks

Cheers
Boom

 

[Wings]

Hoo boy!! you too young wings? do you remember the nice things you told me to do with the most respectable part of my body? You were are(?) wicked


Cheers
Boom

Gonna change my signature to "young Boom"...

I never said anything about your body.

 

[boomslanger]

You are more than welcome in my threads Young Boom, I love the book talk. Smegma was a pisstake and Laurelle changed my name to it as a joke.

Say, is one of youse kbabes? or is she separate entity?