[B][Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?[/B]

[boomslanger]

Brooke has hangups over (her perception of) being fat?
LMAO.... I got my revenge!!
(I'm not fat)

Dude she is bloody mad at me that I will vaporize if I ask her the story, why dontcha tell me?, wait, I shall PM you lmfao now!


Cheers dude!
Boom

 

[boomslanger]

Kbabes!

Hahahaha.

hey it is your book thread bump up turn

Cheers Boom

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Boom, I really don't care about you which would be a prerequisite for me to be mad at you. Now, quoting people that are widely ignored is a GB Faux Pas. It probably won't matter as most here have you on ignore. I wasn't sure I was going to add you to mine, but quoting hashtag was the last straw. I've really enjoyed not seeing his posts for a week or so.

 

[Jennifer]

No not yet Jen!, I was sown to G Gladys, Gargoyle,Gassy , Goodlooking, Jenny when all that happened and my mouse pointer was hovering over the submit button to you when I thought what if Jen does the Brooksie on me and forwards "dear Jen I apologize for bring rude the last time we talked I have hesistated from PM-ing 'cause I do not know if you might not find it intrusive... then bang! I saw it that damning word "Dear" and I thought what if Jen forwards my PM to everyone saying BOOM called me Dear Boom called me Dear!!
So Jen not yet but I was going to specially since two nights ago I saw Fracture and saw you in it!!!

Love, Hugs, Kisses and promises of a good time if you run away with me
oooh I'd love to lick your boobies
Jen, do you feel like you were flirted with? or should I say something about your Tush?

Love and regards,

Cheers
Boom

I'm not exactly sure what most of this means, but I am not one to kiss and tell on a public forum. And actually, I was asking Brooke if she forwarded the PM to me, which she did not.
As for my tush, it's nothing to write home about. Kind of flat.

 

[FGB]

OK.

I have a new definition for the strangest Thread I have ever ...tried to read!

 

[boomslanger]

I'm not exactly sure what most of this means, but I am not one to kiss and tell on a public forum. And actually, I was asking Brooke if she forwarded the PM to me, which she did not.
As for my tush, it's nothing to write home about. Kind of flat.

Ah but yo u are not the one who can decide that . flat tushes ar great girl, I am sure a hundred lovers have told you that moaning gently with their head buried as far their head will go

Ah just checking what "flirting" means here in the Literotica forums, Jen,.. like why is the Brooke going around telling everyone I FLIRTED with her? I have flirted with women and you have seen the content of the PM to her, just saying "may you bloom and grow" it is a part of a song, that way ,I must've proposed marriage to people by saying "hugs and kisses' which I do very often to friends who are girls. Fact is girls are so soft and nice land it is like hugging a big plushy if you are not emotionally involved with them that is..Dont you think, you who have been one of my harshest critiques in the past, that it is ridiculous of her going around saying I flirted with her on the basis of that PM ( the sanctity of a PM being a different issue) and what is worse she is so convinced that I have flirted with her on the basis of that PM which I had sent her to apologize for having called her fat and ugly there's irony there somewhere ... by writing all that stuff about your breasts and other interesting parts, I was just trying to demonstrate that in such a forum a girl would not bat an eyelid and that PM was not anything close to the post I used to reply to yours.
It is not that I dislike brooksie it was just that after I vented my heart out on an issue that has been bothering me, someone just wakes up and takes a swipe at me.. Obviously not having read the post in any details.. her post : “Admins/Mods are clearly visible from the main forum page. Laurel and Manu own the site. To the rest of your ridiculously wordy post I say: WTF?”
Mind you my post has not yet provoked responses from any of the more sober folks like Noor and Olivetti etc ( no matter wtf ridiculous words I have used to rave about, the fact is it is quite obvious that it was a passion’s play more than a text book) and given that I have not been courageous enough to go and PM some very intelligent people here like you, Fata etc.. There must have been something her deportment to suggest that she is friendly.. Flirt? No way I will flirt with anyone with the first hello.. I am not a flirtist ( a flirt artist) but I can tell you that you do not flirt with girls on tee-off!! I can and might flirt with a girl but only after the two of us(said girl, not anyone named here oh my gosh now I have to watch every word… she can call the cops on me as could others who decide that I have flirted with them because I wrote “Dear” so-and-so!!!!!)Gotten to know each other and are comfortable with wach other. Oh somebody should do an age check on her!! She is reactive not reflective and her usual snipe attack is “you are stoopid, stupid) well enough said on the issue I sure dunno why I got so het up about something so trivial, specially knowing her.. anyway, may I send you a PM sometime? Since I am being so meticulous about it

Take care now,
:
Cheers
Boom

 

[hashtag45]

don't want you to answer this or quote this but...
It's because she takes everything literally.

For example, in my case, I mentioned that someone "saved my life", which was a figure of speech and a joke, given the context. Nevertheless, she showed up the next day, implying that I claimed to be and have been suicidal (which I never was) and hounding me about it.
Big NoNo to do that to someone who would have even a hint of such thoughts, in my books

 

[boomslanger]

OK.

I have a new definition for the strangest Thread I have ever ...tried to read!

Hi FGB!, thanks for not putting me in your "ignore list" I don't know why anyone should, I usually write strange or funny, anyway it is at times like this that Filters really works by filtering out everyone but the folks with whom you might have the practicality of friendship or shared interests. I am here because I have a lot of time in hand.. as I had explained several times in other posts, I have a massive clot in my heart from an infract and I am here for the treatment and I aint going anywhere till the clot has gone. Having said that when I first came to the forums I had the label of "virgin" while everyone had more Important sounding ones I could not find the points system but noticed that I was granted promotions after so many posts.. I am here till I get the sobriquet "guru" and then I am gone. I am not really the porn type, I cant write story even a "shot" one for bum crap and I am the tactile kind of guy, probably a whore might turn me on more by touchy feely than reams of smut, stories or videos. You do understand that that it is my problem and I DO NOT go to whores I don't even Drink or Smoke or imbibe any other mind altering substance. and I do not condemn any smut or otherwise pass judgments.

The OP must have given you pause but let me belay the back ground. I had been trying to reply to a PM from a friend that I had been very late about,when one my friends asked me for my laptop to "check out" out the site. now she is a networking security engineer from eBay, a very good one who did most of eBay's International and long distance networks inland USA, in a few minutes she started saying things about the Lit erotica networks that started pissing me off, I did tell her about a few people who I think should not be admins and she told me not to zero down on a couple of folks because she thought by now they might have passed it on to some of their clique/Sycophants and or good friends and such and that could be the reason why editing was being difficult, posting avatars etc. She tried to create an account and an avatar for herself ( JPG of her puppy) and the farthest she got to was "a round table conference will be needed to validate your Avatar " or words to that effect. By the time she left, I was so keyed up that my BP which needs to remain so low that I should not be getting erections ( but I do, rather frequently too) must've shot up dangerously. It was then that I lost it and wrote that post. I may have exaggerated a little and expected the whole populace to jump on me but all that was there was this strangely annoying post that totally disappointed me wrt the person who wrote and under the circumstances in which it must have been written... she obviously did not have the patience to read the whole post objectively or somewhere along the way my critique of some friend of hers must have totally biased her. well whatever, I forgot my promise to myself made after I had promised Noor and one more person That I would never lose it and be patient and wrote a whole lot of stuff demonizing g her, she fired a return salvo buy saying that I had flirted with her in a PM and was showing double standards now and in an attempt to make me feel worse, she disclosed the fact that she had not replied to my "flirtatious" PM and she had forwarded it to three other friends to have a laugh. Now that really pissed me off, far from being "flirtatious it was an apology for having been nasty to her in the past. I decided to display the PM in the forum and obviously what I thought of her then. Funny thing is I don't care anymore, like if that is what makes her happy fine Like I say if you get upset at me or something I wrote, that "upset" is your problem and not mine.. if writing stuff gets you better, be my guest. But do not expect me to respond and I shall try to stick to this till I get my "Guru" sobriquet and get out of here..
Are you a systems Admin? I shall obviously read your profile Do you read the Good Book often too? I read it almost daily but for the last so any days I have just this verse from Corinthiansstuck in my head that Death is god’s “last Enemy” he shall come around to it someday so what do I pray for now??:_
1 Corinthians 15:26
The Last enemy that will be abolished is death.
Good wishes,
Cheers

 

[boomslanger]

Boom, I really don't care about you which would be a prerequisite for me to be mad at you. Now, quoting people that are widely ignored is a GB Faux Pas. It probably won't matter as most here have you on ignore. I wasn't sure I was going to add you to mine, but quoting hashtag was the last straw. I've really enjoyed not seeing his posts for a week or so.

Young lady read again... except for my post to Jen where I have talked about my incredulousness on your behavior I have quoted no one. I do ask you for your forgiveness if you are large hearted enough..to do so. If you want we can reset our behavior to the point before this happened. If you think I am being stupid and want to protect me from even more stupidity, you are welcome to do so. But I really don't care who have put on their blinds regarding me, I have all the people I can ever need here, people I believe understand a bit about the way my mind might be working. I love long chats with sharp people and as such there are plenty around. I never go in for the clique thingy and I suspect you are into one but it is okay, whatever makes you happy..

May you Be happy and find peace ( I hope the salutatio-nary wish will not be considered flirtatious, I assure you it is not
cheers
Boom

 

[Laurel]

have you frikkin seen the dates on the Manu posts? the earliest is year 2009 WTF

Uh, no.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=541296#post541296

 

[boomslanger]

Uh, no.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=541296#post541296

MY gawd !! roflmao!! (I learnt that one recently ) gosh I was so bloody stern faced and stressed about this thread and now I am thinking "what the heck, NMB why am I losing it!!

Owe you a laugh !!
Thanks,

Cheers
Boom

 

[Laurel]

MY gawd !! roflmao!! (I learnt that one recently ) gosh I was so bloody stern faced and stressed about this thread and now I am thinking "what the heck, NMB why am I losing it!!

Owe you a laugh !!
Thanks,

Cheers
Boom

Iss cool

http://38.media.tumblr.com/26ed77f24f528dcf8c5419072d5e1e3c/tumblr_inline_nsjikeI2Ra1r79k32_500.gif

 

[Sudden_rides_again]

Iss cool

http://38.media.tumblr.com/26ed77f24f528dcf8c5419072d5e1e3c/tumblr_inline_nsjikeI2Ra1r79k32_500.gif

ma'am<doffs stetson>,
That was like takin a sad and very upset critter aside by the horn and making it calm down with a few soothin' words! dang! i've seen it done but once by the Paiute shaman who raised me up but never by a white man or woman!

I allus thought that humor is a grand peacemaker. As good as if not bettr'n the two IpackyOn'ny your peacemaker's better mine cause your'n dont leave the dude smilin permanently. Some might argue otherwise but I am a peaceable man and if someone wants to rile me, he'd better be pullin at his shootin' arm the same time unless he bain joshing aroun' but that'd be a damnfool way to have fun on my account y'see I don' mahnd been laughed at but IT is allus good to be careful..
<takes riding gloves out off his right hand, extends iright hand forward> I'd like to shake hans an be your friend ma'am if that is okay with you? I'd like to follow you and l'arn from you and you baint think I am a stalkin' yuh and that yuh are safe from any varmint that might be?
<doffs hat again> guess I best be mosey'n along...

 

[boomslanger]

ma'am<doffs stetson>,
That was like takin a sad and very upset critter aside by the horn and making it calm down with a few soothin' words! dang! i've seen it done but once by the Paiute shaman who raised me up but never by a white man or woman!

I allus thought that humor is a grand peacemaker. As good as if not bettr'n the two IpackyOn'ny your peacemaker's better mine cause your'n dont leave the dude smilin permanently. Some might argue otherwise but I am a peaceable man and if someone wants to rile me, he'd better be pullin at his shootin' arm the same time unless he bain joshing aroun' but that'd be a damnfool way to have fun on my account y'see I don' mahnd been laughed at but IT is allus good to be careful..
<takes riding gloves out off his right hand, extends iright hand forward> I'd like to shake hans an be your friend ma'am if that is okay with you? I'd like to follow you and l'arn from you and you baint think I am a stalkin' yuh and that yuh are safe from any varmint that might be?
<doffs hat again> guess I best be mosey'n along...

Sudden dude you are saying I am a critter? a cow?

 

[Sean]

Who's this cunt?

 

[Disgustipated]

Who's this cunt?

Specifics, pleaz.

 

[Jennifer]

Who's this cunt?

I vote for Query. But I always do.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Are we sleuthing for boom's identity? Could he and smooth be the same person?

 

[Aquagal]

.....

 

[Killswitch1]

Admins/Mods are clearly visible from the main forum page. Laurel and Manu own the site. To the rest of your ridiculously wordy post I say: WTF?

You read some of that? How bored are you?

lol

 

[BabblingBrooke]

You read some of that? How bored are you?

lol

Lol, yeah I was bored. Also, I felt proud that I understood any of it without some sort of decoder ring. Is there a decoder ring? It would help.

 

[Wings]

Yeah you are of the small brains, small in size , age and demeanor. I do not care if you copy and paste it here in the forum. You are not feminine enough for me to flirt with . In that PM I just apologized for putting up that humungously fat picture of a lady and saying it was you after you had admitted to being fat to someone... I think the Pm was rather nice wait I shall post it here and you can have a laugh with many more girls snicker snicker You do realize by this antic you probably scared off a lot of people who might have pm'd you and may have been your kind? Girl Grow up! this is a love-making site and you don't get there by saying hello how are you today" once every week people are fast and aggressive. They will come on like "how is your pussy today" will you fuck me when we get together cause I really crave your nubile boob and virgin pussy. and btw the three friends and you together could not manage one head? those girls must be as much of a half wit I guess..
Please wait till I go to my mail box and find this very scarlet PM...

There you go, Do realize if you read intelligent stuff in the forum like Kbabes' reading thread which is awesome that I have made some kind of peace with her
and some of the others here: and those I have not I will I have even tried to make friends with Anne_MS , but you really suck if this was not Literotica but some other place I would have cringed with embarrassment but here? all is good and I love everyone, now just a question of getting them to love me... But after all that mushy stuff in the other forum why have you come around to swipe at me? you could have your little juvenile fun with my PM for a longer time? You have betrayed the sanctity of a PM (a Personal/private message whatever) I don't know how many people who read this will ever send you one.

BTW what is the full form of a PM according to Literotica?
and have you been able to define right or left or both?

enjoy!


Cheers,
Boom


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Hallo Brooksie!

I do not PM folks 'cause they might think I am being intrusive you are just the fourth and all of them have been queries as is this one.. I do not quite like that woman(if that is a woman) "kbate" at all. whotf is she? anything you can tell about her reputation etc? I mean some of the folks who are "highly regarded" as I am told have already pissed me off as I hav e watched with no intervention on my part:"eyer", "adre". over rated pieces of dog poo,? specially that eyer or whatever dude and the one you complimented the other day that racist whatever it is: "Anne_hxxx" I specially hate that drugged out piece of cat brought in.

Any way sorry I hyperventilated. I did not appreciate someone speaking ill of the dead. No matter how fake that might be..

Which brings me to: Is busybody dead or alive? How do you know?
Say are you that cool chic who sells sparkle tricks?

er.. just wanted to ask the question at the end but gave you a page to read
Sorry and very sorry about that attack on what must be a very beautiful and sexy persona that is you the other day on a different thread. I hope you have forgotten all of that and shall pleasantly warble" what on Earth are you talking about Boom??"

My good wishes to you May you bloom and grow forever


Boom
Jeez! you call that PM "Flirting"? you must have fallen as a babe ( as "wings" would have said! You should see the PM I sent her! Now that is Flirting! but folks like her must be used to it! they are so beautiful they must be getting tons and tons of PMs!
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Rust Never Sleeps...

Why was my name brought up? Did I already ask if you'd been dropped on your head as a baby? I am quite perceptive sometimes.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Oh, there's that PM! Lol. Yeah, that's the strangest thing ever and what the fuck is the purpose of sending something like that?

 

[Killswitch1]

Oh, there's that PM! Lol. Yeah, that's the strangest thing ever and what the fuck is the purpose of sending something like that?

Sorry about the pm. I thought you were hitting on me.

 

[hashtag45]

Oh, there's that PM! Lol. Yeah, that's the strangest thing ever and what the fuck is the purpose of sending something like that?

I'm ok with Boom but I'm pissed with Brooke.
I do the mean trolling thing too, but mine is different.
As far as I see it, she's a major Bioooootch... Reminds me of someone… The kind that turns against her own kind or against those in more vulnerable positions.