Azwed's five things I really hate about _________

[Azwed]

Ohhh there have been so many spoof threads I could not resist.

Unregistered

1. Throws constant insults around
2. Uses many different personalities
3. Never uses a good logical argument
4. Ignores good logical arguments
5. Will never admit they are wrong

 

[Scruffy]

Azwed

1. Quotes himself
2. Quotes Tolkein
3. Creates spoof threads
4. his name doesn't make me laugh
5. Rarely, if ever, talks about sports.

 

[Siren]

 

[Black_Bird]

My new co-worker:

1) Constantly talks to herself. Constantly.
2) Nice to me one moment; mumbling under her breath the next.
3) Doesn't mumble low enough.
4) Claims she has lots of experience and can't do one damn thing right.
5) She's paid more then I am.

 

[Azwed]

Re: Azwed

1. Quotes himself
2. Quotes Tolkein
3. Creates spoof threads
4. his name doesn't make me laugh
5. Rarely, if ever, talks about sports.

ackk a stab to the heart.

I talk about sports on occasion and I think this is my first spoof thread.

 

[Silverlily]

Five thing I really hate about the Mini

1. it's little
2. it's called a Mini for chrissakes!
3. it's little
4. it's not really that cute (neither are Bugs for that matter)
5. did I mention it's little?


(sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[Azwed]

Five things I hate about Azwed...........


1. He has a girlfriend

2. He is in love with his girlfriend

3. He is faithful to his girlfriend

4. He wants his girlfriend

5. His girlfriend.

Hell you would think she would be Bi. She does go to one of the old all girl colleges out here in VA. Close to have the people at her school are Bi or lez. But noooooooooo she is staraight as can be and no interest in a threesome boooooooo.

If anything ever happens to us though you are number on on the list right after lavy, CB, Amelia, Angel....

Edited to say I forgot Mellon Collie.

 

[Tropism]

Five thing I really hate about the Mini

You should see the MiniMini, SL

 

[Azwed]

Scruffy

1. He has snoop in his AV i hate snoop.
2. His name is scruffy what is he a dog?
3. He talks about sports wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much. I mean come on sports aren't that important and this is a porn board.
4. He has nothing in his sig line how whack is that?
5. He apperently does not like Toliken who was the MAN

 

[Scruffy]

Weevil

1. Talks endlessly about things no one cares about
2. Seems to do nothing but piss people off
3. Thinks his taste in music is all that but in reality is just counterculture bullshit that all sounds the same. Is there any difference between the Strokes and thE Hives?? any? Other than the weird looking bassist and the limited grasp of English?
4. Terrible at chess
5. Always buys the chicken flavoured food when I like the beef.

 

[Laurel]

mayonnaise

• It's slimy.
• It's made of raw eggs.
• It makes bread soggy.
• It looks like mucus.
• It smells gross.

 

[Silverlily]

You should see the MiniMini, SL

My kids have a toy that looks something like that.

 

[Scruffy]

Re: Scruffy

1. He has snoop in his AV i hate snoop.
2. His name is scruffy what is he a dog?
3. He talks about sports wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much. I mean come on sports aren't that important and this is a porn board.
4. He has nothing in his sig line how whack is that?
5. He apperently does not like Toliken who was the MAN

1. That's cause you're a honkey
2. Yup
3. Sure
4.I have a quote from ODB, who is the actual man.
5. Damn skippy.

 

[Azwed]

Re: mayonnaise

• It's slimy.
• It's made of raw eggs.
• It makes bread soggy.
• It looks like mucus.
• It smells gross.

mayonnaise is yucky

 

[kiwiwolf]

If anything ever happens to us though you are number on on the list right after lavy, CB, Amelia, Angel....

LMAO You slut you. Just want to defend the mini... I lost my virginity in a mini in 78. It is roomier than you think I was 6 foot 2 in 78 and I can tell you it was plenty big enough.

 

[Azwed]

LMAO You slut you. Just want to defend the mini... I lost my virginity in a mini in 78. It is roomier than you think I was 6 foot 2 in 78 and I can tell you it was plenty big enough.

Dude I am a guy I can't be a slut.

I would be a player or pimp.

 

[perks]

kiwiwolf

1)never finished that story
2)doesn't have a puzzle tattoo on his dick that matches the one on my pussy
3)never ever ever licks counterclockwise
4)tends to only spank my naughty little pussy when I'm very very bad
5)oh and has a gurlfriend

 

[Siren]

Revised 5 things I hate about Azwed

 

[Sillyman]

Sillyman

1) He's inconsistent

2) He won't stick up for himself because he's a little pussy

3) He can't pick a good quote worth shit

4) He's immature. The world is just one giant fart joke.

5) He's a smarmy simpering suck-up.

 

[amelia]

my boss

1) she's negative about EVERYTHING

2)if you are her fav. you can do anything you want..if you're not...you have to do EVERYTHING

3)she spends all of our budget money on stuff for one particular teacher while the rest of us get nothing

4)she's ALWAYS there

5)if she doesn't make one of us cry a day..she's unfulfilled


two more months i can make it...of course i'm gonna have to give her a total karate chop on my last day!

 

[Azwed]

Re: my boss

1) she's negative about EVERYTHING

2)if you are her fav. you can do anything you want..if you're not...you have to do EVERYTHING

3)she spends all of our budget money on stuff for one particular teacher while the rest of us get nothing

4)she's ALWAYS there

5)if she doesn't make one of us cry a day..she's unfulfilled


two more months i can make it...of course i'm gonna have to give he a total karate chop on my last day!

Don't forget to wear a scarry bunny mask so he won't recognize you.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Sillyman

1) He's inconsistent
2) He won't stick up for himself because he's a little pussy
3) He can't pick a good quote worth shit
4) He's immature. The world is just one giant fart joke.
5) He's a smarmy simpering suck-up.

You forgot that he likes D&D! or does that go along with that whole immature thing?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: kiwiwolf

1)never finished that story
2)doesn't have a puzzle tattoo on his dick that matches the one on my pussy
3)never ever ever licks counterclockwise
4)tends to only spank my naughty little pussy when I'm very very bad
5)oh and has a gurlfriend

LMAO okay...

1. I'm onto it.
2. You design it, I'll wear it
3. It cramps my tongue
4. *Hanging my head in shame... Guilty.
5. Guilty again.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Re: Sillyman

You forgot that he likes D&D! or does that go along with that whole immature thing?

That goes back to the D&D thing. Things I hate about Blackbird...

1) He's smarter than me.

2) He's thinner than me

3) He's more insightful than me

4) He knows more about the Occult than me

5) He just outclasses me.

 

[amelia]

Re: Re: my boss

Don't forget to wear a scarry bunny mask so he won't recognize you.

my boss is a 'her' you just quoted me before i could fix it!

and yes...it will be terrifying...or..well..as terrifying as i can be