Awkwardly titled stories

[Djmac1031]

Let's face it; we all have dirty minds. Otherwise we wouldn't be here.

So I know I'm not the only one who sees something innocent and assigns it a filthy meaning.

Stumbled across this children's book in a school I'm working in. Let's be honest. It's a perfect porn story title, right?

I'm sure there's more, in films, books, etc.

Feel free to share any innocent titles you've perverted in your head.

https://imgur.com/a/fmEle6C

 

[SimonDoom]

The BFG by Roald Dahl. In the context of the story it's supposed to mean "The Big Friendly Giant," but seriously. "Friendly" isn't the first word that comes to my mind, which I guess proves I'm a pervert. I suppose I'm infected by my experience with 90s-era shoot-'em-up games like Doom and Quake, which featured much-sought-after weapons with the acronym "BFG," which in that context meant "Big Fucking Gun."

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Fuck, for full 3 seconds I thought the thread was about me. You are such a tease, @Djmac1031

 

[onehitwanda]

I'm infantile, so I always chuckle at "BBC"

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm infantile, so I always chuckle at "BBC"

The British do this sort of thing better than anyone else. I remember the Amnesty International fundraisers in which which the Monty Python cast participated called The Secret Policeman's Balls.

 

[Djmac1031]

There's radio commercials I hear all the time for "Point Of Sale" systems which they frequently shorten to P.O.S.

To which I consistently think "why would anyone want your Piece Of Shit system???"

 

[Djmac1031]

Fuck, for full 3 seconds I thought the thread was about me. You are such a tease, @Djmac1031

sorry, not sorry.

 

[SimonDoom]

Probably the very best of this sort of thing is awkward church signs. There are countless memes about this. Here's one:

 

[lovecraft68]

There's some great stuff out there that mocks old children's books "Your child hood ruined" and another that does Nancy Drew titles. I think my fav is the case of the flying fuck.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm infantile, so I always chuckle at "BBC"

Okay, I feel better about myself now.

But....do you do the same when you see ATM?

 

[BobbyLaker]

The BFG by Roald Dahl. In the context of the story it's supposed to mean "The Big Friendly Giant," but seriously. "Friendly" isn't the first word that comes to my mind, which I guess proves I'm a pervert. I suppose I'm infected by my experience with 90s-era shoot-'em-up games like Doom and Quake, which featured much-sought-after weapons with the acronym "BFG," which in that context meant "Big Fucking Gun."

... stealing time at work playing networked Doom... happy days.

I was rubbish though... never got near the BFG sadly.

 

[onehitwanda]

Okay, I feel better about myself now.

But....do you do the same when you see ATM?

Oh... oh eeuw. Now I can never unsee that!

 

[Euphony]

Let's face it; we all have dirty minds. Otherwise we wouldn't be here.

So I know I'm not the only one who sees something innocent and assigns it a filthy meaning.

Stumbled across this children's book in a school I'm working in. Let's be honest. It's a perfect porn story title, right?

I'm sure there's more, in films, books, etc.

Feel free to share any innocent titles you've perverted in your head.

https://imgur.com/a/fmEle6C

Parents, librarians, other adults, are ultimately the ones who pay for books, not kiddos.

Rob knew exactly what he was doing (and who he was targeting) with that title.

 

[Euphony]

Scratch that off the autobiography titles list.

Bad Santa 2?

 

[lovecraft68]

This isn't a book, but one of those someone knew exactly what they meant here.

 

[BobbyLaker]

 

[BobbyLaker]

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Less dirty, and merely more juvenile, is my constant annoyance at the name Pooh.
My kid loves all things Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, and of course Pooh.

But potty humor entirely aside, Pooh is a stupid name for him.

His name is Winnie. He is a Pooh-bear.
He is Winnie THE Pooh-bear.

Why the fuck does everyone call him Pooh?

I'm M, the human.

Nobody calls me "human"
"What's up, human!?" No. They call me M, (or rather they call me by my full name, but you get the point).

Online, I'm Mediocre Author. People would call me Mediocre, but they don't want to be insulting, so they call me MA or M. But nobody, and I mean NOBODY calls me Author.

His name is Winnie. Why doesn't anyone just call him Winnie?

Instead they call him feces. And I am so sick of it.

 

[yowser]

 

[Euphony]

Nobody calls me "human"

I certainly don't...

 

[SimonDoom]

I certainly don't...

You are a disturbed person.

Thumbs up!

 

[SimonDoom]

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Sounds painful.

 

[Euphony]

You are a disturbed person.

Thumbs up!

Another down with the sickness.

 

[DrHappy]

The BFG by Roald Dahl. In the context of the story it's supposed to mean "The Big Friendly Giant," but seriously. "Friendly" isn't the first word that comes to my mind, which I guess proves I'm a pervert. I suppose I'm infected by my experience with 90s-era shoot-'em-up games like Doom and Quake, which featured much-sought-after weapons with the acronym "BFG," which in that context meant "Big Fucking Gun."

SpaceX’s giant rocket that they are developing was originally referred to as the “BFR” which was publicly declared as “Big Falcon Rocket,” but everyone knew what it actually stood for. Their older rocket was called “Falcon,” so it had some plausible deniability. They eventually renamed it “Super Heavy.”

 

[BobbyLaker]