Awful things

[marshalt]

When you put on your shoes and the bottom of your foot gets itchy.

Being out of Q-Tips.

 

[marshalt]

Knowing that I'll never get to make out with Gemma Arterton.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

When youre stuck in traffic and you gotta puke.

 

[marshalt]

When youre stuck in traffic and you gotta puke.

I've never had that happen, but I have had to poop really bad. It's just terrible.

 

[warrior queen]

Accidentally resetting your phone to 'default factory settings' and deleting every contact and every app

 

[Adre]

Getting one of those bad splashes at the urinal.

 

[KingOrfeo]

When you lose control and strangle the hooker.

 

[Saint Peter]

When I tell a pregnant lady she should abort the baby.


Oh, wait.

That was you, not me.


Carry on, douchebag.

 

[lovetoread]

When I tell a pregnant lady she should abort the baby.


Oh, wait.

That was you, not me.


Carry on, douchebag.

Who did what?

 

[pink]

When youre stuck in traffic and you gotta puke.

or poop.

 

[Comshaw]

Walking barefoot across the lawn and stepping on a slug.

After pulling on your boots it feels like you have a lump in your sock, so you stomp your foot a few times to flatten it out only to find the pancaked body of a shrew in the bottom when you pull it off hours later.


Comshaw

 

[snugglestruggle]

Using a public restroom is awful enough but how about when you reach for some toilet paper and there is none.

 

[Lorilei]

Y'all are some real "glass half empty" kind of people.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Mother in laws.

 

[yossi]

Stepping into the shower, getting thoroughly soaked, and then realizing you've forgotten your soap, towel, shampoo, or razor.

 

[pink]

Using a public restroom is awful enough but how about when you reach for some toilet paper and there is none.

I hate when this happens and you have to ask the person in the next stall for some.

 

[Kittlez]

Getting down to the bottom of a solid deodorant and having it fly out and break into crumbles on the floor.

 

[islandman]

Given the thread title and the significance of today.....

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/MommieDearest.jpg

 

[marshalt]

Stepping into the shower, getting thoroughly soaked, and then realizing you've forgotten your soap, towel, shampoo, or razor.

Getting into the shower and then having to poop really bad.

 

[marshalt]

When you get a popup on your phone, so you zoom in to close it, but it moves off to the side so you can't click the X.

 

[marshalt]

When you tell someone a really funny story, but they look at you like you're an idiot.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Making supper and dropping the plate

 

[marshalt]

Making supper and dropping the plate

Getting an ice cream cone at the gas station and dropping the fucker in the car...

 

[marshalt]

You get a case of pop and you put it in the freezer to chill it, but you forget it in their overnight and then it fucking explodes.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Going in to work on a Monday morning following a two-week vacation.