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Holly1990

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I'm sure there have been threads like this before but I've just had several messages in a row that I feel the need to share!

Ladies and gents, please share your dreadful PM messages; maybe they were replies to a personals thread or maybe they were completely unsolicited, either way, which of these chaps thought these messages would work?

This is from a guy who messages me unsolicited every couple of months with apparently no idea that I have often replied with a firm 'no thanks'
can u chat on yahoo

36m usa funny sexy with cam

5'10" 160 lbs
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This one also came out of nowhere. It may be the unsexiest thing anyone's ever said to me

I need to spunk like a fucking dog tonight. join me?
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And finally today, this one that mentions my profile request that anyone who wants to PM me should tell me a bit about themselves

i read your note about providing you with info in your profile but not sure what all you're hoping for, so i'll just say I am 28/m. thanks.
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Ok, yeah, that's all the info I need guy!

Thanks though, to all the guys and girls who have sent me lovely, well written and sexy PM's :D
Who else wants to share? x
 
I get some fantastic ones. I'd still feel a little mean posting them though :eek:

The dog one was funny :D


ETA the best are the ones accompanied by unannounced cock pics
 
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Holly1990 said:
I'm sure there have been threads like this before but I've just had several messages in a row that I feel the need to share!

Ladies and gents, please share your dreadful PM messages; maybe they were replies to a personals thread or maybe they were completely unsolicited, either way, which of these chaps thought these messages would work?

This is from a guy who messages me unsolicited every couple of months with apparently no idea that I have often replied with a firm 'no thanks'


This one also came out of nowhere. It may be the unsexiest thing anyone's ever said to me



And finally today, this one that mentions my profile request that anyone who wants to PM me should tell me a bit about themselves



Ok, yeah, that's all the info I need guy!

Thanks though, to all the guys and girls who have sent me lovely, well written and sexy PM's :D
Who else wants to share? x
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Dagnabbit. You really shouldn't publish my PMs. I thought you thought they were sexy. I'm so sad.
 
Connubium said:
I get some fantastic ones. I'd still feel a little mean posting them though :eek:

The dog one was funny :D


ETA the best are the ones accompanied by unannounced cock pics
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Awesome! Good to know! I'll be sending you a few. Wait...shit...I just announced that didn't I. Well, forget that I announced that. And be surprised when that special PM comes. :D
 
Connubium said:
I get some fantastic ones. I'd still feel a little mean posting them though :eek:

The dog one was funny :D
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Aw, you make me feel mean for posting them! I wouldn't put anyone's name on here or anything, however annoying or creepy they are. Here's another, again, out of nowhere and by a guy with 0 posts:

Wow wish I could peek on your sexy bush. I love eating it, tongue fuck also, french kiss the labia yo. I know you wany to see my face drip in lady cum so on skype my name is ****** thanks sexy bye
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BradBigBrain said:
Awesome! Good to know! I'll be sending you a few. Wait...shit...I just announced that didn't I. Well, forget that I announced that. And be surprised when that special PM comes. :D
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Yeah the surprise makes it extra special, I love it when they say 'this is my face' before hand....I'll be patiently awaiting your PM :devil:
 
Holly1990 said:
Aw, you make me feel mean for posting them! I wouldn't put anyone's name on here or anything, however annoying or creepy they are. Here's another, again, out of nowhere and by a guy with 0 posts:
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How does he know about your Bush ? :eek::D
 
Here's one I got:


'Hey babe! I'm sitting here wearing black silk boxers, stroking my 10 inch cock. Wanna cam with me and watch me cum?'
 
Indienne said:
Here's one I got:


'Hey babe! I'm sitting here wearing black silk boxers, stroking my 10 inch cock. Wanna cam with me and watch me cum?'
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Aaah! I'm sure I've had that exact one! I definitely remember wondering if I was supposed to be turned on by a guy in silk boxers. Also, ten inches? It'd be fun to see one, but, ouch.
 
Indienne said:
Here's one I got:


'Hey babe! I'm sitting here wearing black silk boxers, stroking my 10 inch cock. Wanna cam with me and watch me cum?'
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whats wrong with that ?

i was polite !!

you women are never happy :confused:
 
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